My name is Inigo Montoya....

Seve OB

Muckka wrote: »

Jaws " smile you son of a bitch"

We're gonna need a bigger boat

BBDBB

If you say "three" mister, you'll never hear the man count ten

The Quiet Man

Dots1982

Where you get that scar tough guy? Eating pussy!?

Tuco88

Kid: Yea.. well I guess they had it comin...

William Munny: We all have it comin kid.


Little Bill: Well sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch. You just shot an unarmed man.

William Munny: He should have armed himself... If hes gona decorate his saloon with my friend....

Unforgiven

Otto: Guess I'll have to ask you an easy one, eh, Ken? OK. Um... Let me think, let me think. Um... Where are the diamonds? I'll give you a clue. Somewhere around the airport.

Ken: I'm n-n-n...

Otto: No hassle. There's plenty of time. I'll just sit here and eat my chips till you tell me. The English contribution to world cuisine: the chip. What do the English usually eat with chips to make them more interesting? Wait a moment! It's fish. Isn't it? [Dipping into the fish tank with a net] Oh! Here, boy. Down the hatch. [Eats the fish] Delicious!

Ken: You b-b-b...

Otto: Better eat the green one? OK. What's this one's name? Well, not Wanda, anyway. I'm going to call her Lunch. Hello, Lunch. Hello! [Eats the fish] Ew! Avoid the green ones - not ripe yet.

frag420

We've gone on holiday by mistake...

Feisar

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

fergiesfolly

Silverado-
“I think there’s just a couple o’ guys up there and this asshole’s one of ’em!”

pleas advice

Dots1982 wrote: »

Where you get that scar tough guy? Eating pussy!?

How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy, mang?

Your Face

Leave the gun.
Take the cannoli.

CrowdedHouse

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

shockwave

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.....smells like Victory

And we have to have this classic Yippie Ki Yay Motherfukcer!

mordeith

Best - 'Get three coffins ready' - Fistful of Dollars

Worst - 'Is it raining? I hadn't noticed' - Four Weddings and a Funeral

mr_cochise

Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?
BH: A man's gotta make a living.
Josey Wales: Dying ain't much of a living! (then he kills the bounty hunter)

mr_cochise

It's a hellavu thing, killin' a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have!

Gen.Zhukov

“See my mule don’t like people laughing,”
“He gets the crazy idea that you’re laughing at him. If you apologise like I know you’re going to, I might convince him that you really didn’t mean it.”

Hercule Poirot

Cool Runnings

"Derice, a gold medal is a wonderful thing. But if you're not enough without one, you'll never be enough with one"

elbyrneo

Frynge wrote: »

'Dean on, Balls accurate
'It's an industry term'

Oh, a counteroffer. That's what we lawyers, I'm a lawyer, call that a counteroffer. Let me see, this is a tough decision you're giving me here. Get my ass kicked or collect two hundred dollars. Hmm, let me think. I could use a good ass kicking, I'll be very honest with you. Nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred.

facehugger99

You ever been in a cockpit before?


No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.


You ever seen a grown man naked?

eagle eye

Yippee ki-yay mother****ers!

padd b1975

Say what again. Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfcuker! Say what one more Goddamn time!

Lorelli!

Say Hello to my little friend

scotchy

We don't need no stinkin baadddggggess.

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con___manx1

back to the chopper
arnie in predator

McDermotX

So many good ones posted already.....turn on the likes of Withnail etc for 5mins and you'll find a gem, but always liked this one from The Rock, for my sins.
To be read like Sean of course

To Connery - "I'll do my best ."

"Your besht?"
"Loshers alwhays whine about their besht. Winnersh go home and f*ck the prom queen!"

Peterd66

Wibbs wrote:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannher Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Not even in the script, apparently made up on the spot by Rutgeur Hauer!

orourkeda1977

"Pretty please with sugar on top, clean the f*ckin car"

Harvey Keitel in Pulp fiction

Archeron

"I have such sights to show you"
Pinhead in Hellraiser

Capt'n Midnight

The Inigo Montoya Secret to Networking Success:

Polite greeting.
Name.
Relevant personal link.
Manage expectations.

Capt'n Midnight

Wibbs wrote: »

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannher Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Blade Runner

It would be nice to forget that. So you could watch it again for the first time.



Potter: [trying to copy Lawrence's snuffing a match with his fingers] Oooh! It damn well hurts.
Lawrence: Certainly it hurts.
Potter: Well, what's the trick, then?
Lawrence: The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.
Lawrence of Arabia

Tuco88

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?

Bart: stampeding cattle.

Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.

Bart: Through the Vatican.

Hedley Lamarr: Kinky, sign here...

Telegram for mongo, Telegram for Mongo...😂

lbc2019

You’re terrible Muriel

lbc2019

Fabienne : Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch : It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne : Whose chopper is this?
Butch : It's Zed's.
Fabienne : Who's Zed?
Butch : Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Wibbs

Dog: What the fuck is that?
Mickey: It's me bren gun.
Dog: Couldn't you have thought of something more practical?

Lock, Stock & Two smoking barrels.

Ten of Swords

Pretty much any line by Sergeant Hartman in FMJ is gold!


Sgt Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Leonard: Sir, yes sir
Sgt Hartman: I bet they regret that, you're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

Duckworth_Luas

Why I aught-ah!

Ipso

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine [with our system] until our power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: [To Peter] Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes, it's true. [slight pause] This man has no dick.

Ipso

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes.

Didn’t see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin’ from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn’t know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin’ by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and sometimes that shark he go away… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away.

Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ those sharks come in and… they rip you to pieces.

You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin’, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson’s mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he’d been bitten in half below the waist.

At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol’ fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.

Anyway, we delivered the bomb.”

Roger Hassenforder

"Its pretty hair in there Sir, its Charlie's point."
"CHARLIE DONT SURF"
and then....

Oink

If you’re gonna shoot, shoot, don’t talk!

"All of my life. Saturday morning cartoons. The best. For example, remember those two little shrimps coming in, riding seahorses, little chaps, little pistols? Bang! Bang! Bang! Shooting over their shoulders. Rescue that lobster from the Swedish cook. Funniest thing I ever saw in my life! Splendid work, by the way."

William Strannix in Under Seige.

Akrasia

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure!"



"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

"You're an inanimate f*cking object!!"

Nuno

"Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash."
Top Gun

debok

Ipso wrote: »

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes.

Didn’t see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin’ from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn’t know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin’ by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and sometimes that shark he go away… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away.

Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ those sharks come in and… they rip you to pieces.

You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin’, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson’s mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he’d been bitten in half below the waist.

At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol’ fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.

Anyway, we delivered the bomb.”

Charlie in always sunny in Philadelphia does good skit of that

_Kaiser_

The first hour or so of Full Metal Jacket is just gold for quotes... Pretty much everything Hartman says is epic.


Predator and Commando already mentioned but I'd add The Running Man as full of brilliant Arnie one-liners as well, including the best comeback to his signature line ever :

Arnie : I'll be back!
Killian : Only in a rerun!


Nicolas Cage's "Lord of War" is another great film with a great opener..

"There are over 500 million fire arms in the worldwide circulation. That's one fire arm for every twelve people on the planet.

The only question is

How do we arm the other eleven?"

The Princess Bride

"Would you fůck me? I'd fůck me."


"I would not have let that happen to you.
Discourtesy is unspeakably ugly to me."



Both from Silence of the Lambs.

The Rape of Lucretia

Tanner: "All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, spics, ****, pansies, and a booger-eatin' moron!"


They just dont write lines for 10 years olds like they used to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZgN6F0GD2g

Relikk

You're on thin fuckin' ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now fuck off!

The Princess Bride

'You only think I guessed wrong, that's what's so funny.
I switched glasses when your back was turned.
Haha. You fool.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!”'
Hahahahahahaha'

(Dies.)

The Princess Bride