My name is Inigo Montoya....

major bill · 26-01-2019 9:01pm

A quote from one of my Favourite movies of all time, A Fistful of Dynamite!

“I know what I am talking about when I am talking about the revolutions. The people who read the books go to the people who can't read the books, the poor people, and say, "We have to have a change." So, the poor people make the change, ah? And then, the people who read the books, they all sit around the big polished tables, and they talk and talk and talk and eat and eat and eat, eh? But what has happened to the poor people? They're dead!!!! That's your revolution.”

OOnegative · 26-01-2019 9:02pm

“I bet you’re the kind of guy that fcuks a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.”

26-01-2019 9:04pm

"You can't just ask someone why they're white!"

"Is butter a carb?

"Ex-boyfriends are off limits to friends. That's just, like, the rules of feminism"

“Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!”

“That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”

"You smell like a baby prostitute!"

- Mean Girls

Signore Fancy Pants · 26-01-2019 9:04pm

"I'm not wipin' meself with a Tayto bag"!

Rubberlegs · 26-01-2019 9:14pm

"Somebody step on a duck?", Al Czervik in Caddyshack, on letting rip

RobbingBandit · 26-01-2019 9:23pm

INCONCEIVABLE

You keep using that word I don't think it means what you think it means.

RobbingBandit · 26-01-2019 9:26pm

Bye bye boys; Have fun storming the castle.

lbc2019 · 26-01-2019 9:28pm

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again?

Bricktop- Snatch

Arne_Saknussem · 26-01-2019 9:30pm

Frank Drebin: You got an address?

Ed: Monique Di Carlo, 210 Bleckmond St.

Frank Drebin: That's the Red Light district, i wonder what Savage is doing hanging out down there...

Ed: Sex Frank?

Frank Drebin: Eeeh..no, not right now Ed. We got work to do!

McDermotX · 26-01-2019 9:32pm

All time classic

"Poor baby, your startin' to lose it, aren't yah?"

Chess computer makes move.

"Cheatin' bitch."

"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot. And when you find the time I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS F**KING COUCH!"

RobbingBandit · 26-01-2019 9:34pm

Nah Man, I'm pretty ****ing far from OK.

Ted_YNWA · 26-01-2019 9:35pm

Do you know what Nemesis means?

Sam Hain · 26-01-2019 9:39pm

I did not hit her. It’s not true. It’s bull****. I did not hit her. I did not.

major bill · 26-01-2019 9:42pm

Sam Hain wrote: »

I did not hit her. It’s not true. It’s bull****. I did not hit her. I did not.

Oh Hi Mark!!

OOnegative · 26-01-2019 9:50pm

“Tell me something I don’t know?”

“I open mouth kissed a horse once!!”

CrowdedHouse · 26-01-2019 10:33pm

1.21 Gigawatts!

Zirconia · 26-01-2019 10:43pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_j8W-SDefU

Hercule Poirot · 26-01-2019 10:50pm

"It's like looking in a mirror, only not"

"Now, I have got to go. I've got a government job to abuse and a lonely wife to fùck!"

Zirconia · 26-01-2019 10:56pm

Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!

26-01-2019 11:31pm

"I love you girls. Y'know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night!"

-Ted

rossie1977 · 26-01-2019 11:35pm

Nice night for a walk, eh

Wash day tomorrow, nothing clean right?

Tuco88 · 27-01-2019 12:17am

Tom:
It's a deal, it's a steal. It's the sale of the ****ing century. In fact, ****ing, Nick, I think I'll keep it.

Bullet Tooth Tony:
Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?

Avi:
Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?

Bullet Tooth Tony:
'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.

debok · 27-01-2019 12:45am

Outsiders? Are these the same outsiders who took the corn from our mouths when the potatoes went rotten in the ditches?

Undividual · 27-01-2019 12:55am

0lordy wrote: »

No guts, no black puddin'

I Went Down

"I didn't think I was the type... I'm after sh*ttin' me pants."

:pac: Always makes me laugh

Undividual · 27-01-2019 12:59am

"You make me wish I had three hands!"

Undividual · 27-01-2019 1:07am

"Drainage!!!"

ArnoldJRimmer · 27-01-2019 1:09am

“You can start by wiping that ****ing dumb-ass smile off your rosey, ****ing, cheeks! Then you can give me a ****ing automobile... a ****ing Datsun, a ****ing Toyota, a ****ing Mustang, a ****ing Buick! Four ****ing wheels and a seat! And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of ****ing nowhere with ****ing keys to a ****ing car that isn't ****ing there. And I really didn't care to ****ing walk down a ****ing highway and across a ****ing runway to get back here to have you smile at my ****ing face. I want a ****ing car RIGHT ****ING NOW!”

Undividual · 27-01-2019 1:13am

"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave."

27-01-2019 1:15am

"Your Royal Penis is clean Your Highness"

keepalive213 · 27-01-2019 1:15am

Carlito: Maybe I don't give a ****. Maybe I don't remember the last time I blew my nose either. Who the **** are you, I should remember you? What, you think you like me? You ain't like me mother****er. You a punk. I've been with made people, connected people. Who you been with? Chain-snatching, jive-ass, maricon mother****ers. Why don't you get lost? Go a head, snatch a purse. Come on, take a ****in' walk.

dreamers75 · 27-01-2019 1:17am

Oddly its the thread title.

Absolutley loved that movie and after 20 odd years I make my kids watch it and they loved it too.

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"

Pretzill · 27-01-2019 1:22am

Fly, you fools!

Capt'n Midnight · 27-01-2019 1:47am

Blazing Saddles - Takes the proverbial out of all classes of racists.

Mongo only pawn... in the game of life
- Richard Prior

That little Bastard shot me right in the ass!

What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue *her*.
- doubly funny because she did sue.
They settled out of court; Brooks' view on the lawsuit was, "It's HEDY LAMARR! Just give her whatever she wants!"

"they darker than us! Woof!"
- equal opportunity insults everywhere

All right. We'll take the níggers, and the chinks. But we don't want the Irish.
[the assembled laborers turn and act as if they're about to go home]
Oh, prairie shít. All right. Everyone!

Realtine · 27-01-2019 2:00am

"Locksley. I'll cut your heart out with a spoon"

The amazing Alan Rickman as The Sheriff of Nottingham.

(Robin Hood - prince of Thieves)
He was the best thing about the whole film.

Capt'n Midnight · 27-01-2019 2:07am

Realtine wrote: »

"Locksley. I'll cut your heart out with a spoon"

The amazing Alan Rickman as The Sheriff of Nottingham.

(Robin Hood - prince of Thieves)
He was the best thing about the whole film.

And a lot of it ended on the cutting floor because Costner didn't like being upstaged - or so they say.

Capt'n Midnight · 27-01-2019 2:09am

Hey, the sheriff is a ni -- [BELL RINGS].

Ipso · 27-01-2019 5:51am

Stwike him centuwion! Wather woughly!

RobbingBandit · 27-01-2019 5:57am

Define irony, bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash

chupacabra · 27-01-2019 8:20am

"Bread, let's talk about Bread"

facehugger99 · 27-01-2019 9:05am

I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adult, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.