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Charlie-Bravo

Wot???

mr_fegelien wrote: »

Pawwed Rig

astrofluff wrote: »

Wot???

Kill myself??

I am hoping the joke part is that the guys smile looks a bit pained

Capt'n Midnight

astrofluff wrote: »

Wot???

If you get up to 11.2 km/s you'll either burn up or escape the gravity of the planet and wander through space, as long as you can hold your breath.

Charlie-Bravo

Nope, still don't get the jokey part. You're gonna have to spell it out to me.

quickbeam

You only have to look at who posted it to understand its lack of funny and move on.

IrishZeus

Reported it. Idiotic thing to post in general, never mind in a humour thread.

New Home

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

https://pics.me.me/its-a-conspiracy-make-a-meme-18726728.png

How apt is it, that Nerdkiller posted that?!

Clareman

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=114342534&postcount=6009

Have to admit it took me far too long to work that 1 out, it was almost "the straw that broke the camel's back"

quickbeam

Didn't get it until you just said. Looked more horsey than camelly to me which caused confusion.

Clareman

quickbeam wrote: »

Didn't get it until you just said. Looked more horsey than camelly to me which caused confusion.

The underpants, humps and clown threw me a lot.

New Home

I thought the straw had tried to suck the water out of his humps...

And if that ^^^ sounds in any way duuurty to you, it's because you've a sick, filthy mind).

RobertFoster

New Home wrote: »

I thought the straw had tried to suck the water out of his humps...

And if that ^^^ sounds in any way duuurty to you, it's because you've a sick, filthy mind).

I've a vague memory of an ad where a camel unzipped its own hump to get a bottle of lemonade (a straw may have been involved too). Can't find anything from searching or even remember the brand, so I could have imagined it...

Pawwed Rig

Clareman wrote: »

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=114342534&postcount=6009

Have to admit it took me far too long to work that 1 out, it was almost "the straw that broke the camel's back"

Aaaaahh

Clareman

RobertFoster wrote: »

I've a vague memory of an ad where a camel unzipped its own hump to get a bottle of lemonade (a straw may have been involved too). Can't find anything from searching or even remember the brand, so I could have imagined it...

Closest I can think of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou204dQbKwc

Mr Crispy

I've a vague recollection of a TK ad featuring a camel, but Google doesn't give anything.

Wilberto

It'd probably be a lot easier to find if there weren't so many stupid Camel cigarette ads!

New Home

Orangina, perhaps? Or Tango?

Ryath

New Home wrote: »

Orangina, perhaps? Or Tango?

It's your fault my eyes have seen this! :eek:

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=114350525&postcount=2530

New Home

I didn't force you to click play, did I...

I don't know if it's the Mandela effect, but I have a picture of that elusive camel ad in my head. I think it was a cartoon type of thing, set in front of the pyramids, and the camel was going to the left.

Mr Crispy

New Home wrote: »

I didn't force you to click play, did I...

I don't know if it's the Mandela effect, but I have a picture of that elusive camel ad in my head. I think it was a cartoon type of thing, set in front of the piramids, and the camel was going to the left.

Yeah. I remember it being just a black outline drawing on a white background.

New Home

Sounds like "La Linea"... (although, who knows what episode!).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxdienqTHMw

...or maybe not, this was a white line on a black background.

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=114354844&postcount=9271

Almost lost all my tea!
Had to clean the keyboard after watching that.

Three More Big Sleeps

Quantum Erasure wrote: »

Not sure of the funneh. Delightfully, Ms. Johnson's offer to St. Andrews has been reinstated.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-53828077

Suckit

Nitpicking, but.........
https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=114383666&postcount=6059

I do remember we used to call them Koala bears, but I thought that was beaten out of us all in the mid 90's?
Or are they still called Koala bears in 'Merica?
Or am I imagining it was/in a small minority that it was?

Capt'n Midnight

s1ippy wrote: »

This is the best thing I've ever seen. Sounds like his life has become at least 20 times more interesting since he adopted a tropical pet he most definitely shouldn't have.

Great crap graffiti:

How did that Frankie Boyle one go ? He commented that Margaret Thatcher's mausoleum was actually well done.


Even if the dance floor was a little small.

New Home

Bootup wrote: »

Too busy making sandwiches.

I have a pet peeve of images posted in YLYL that are essentially a bunch of text.

This one takes the biscuit though. A photo of a print out of a bunch of text. Somebody is taking the piss and I like it.

RobertFoster

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I have a pet peeve of images posted in YLYL that are essentially a bunch of text.

This one takes the biscuit though. A photo of a print out of a bunch of text. Somebody is taking the piss and I like it.

How many layers would you like it to go? If someone took a screenshot of the post, tweeted it, and then embedded the tweet... you'd have a post with a tweet of a screenshot of a post of a photo of a print out of a bunch of text.

RobertFoster

RobertFoster wrote: »

How many layers would you like it to go? If someone took a screenshot of the post, tweeted it, and then embedded the tweet... you'd have a post with a tweet of a screenshot of a post of a photo of a print out of a bunch of text.

Ideally pictures of text would be banned altogether

New Home

Except that that was discussed before and they aren't.