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The Taylor-made CVPL Chat Thread!

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    #3872
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Treppen wrote: »
    More knitters gone loco in lockdown

    540947.jpg

    This just reminds me of the Rimini Riddle, and the childhood trauma associated with that show!
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    #3873
    TheIrishGrover
    Registered Users Posts: 6,040 ✭✭✭TheIrishGrover


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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    #3874
    New Home
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    TheIrishGrover wrote: »
    See, you're talkin bullsh*t. Didn't Jurassic Park teach you ANYTHING? They travel in hers. To help each other hunt..... and put on sandals. It's called evolution. Hello!!!


    Now, wait a minute, there. It's clear you haven't thought it through. How were they doing that, exactly? By lifting their legs? They'd have toppled over. Would the helper TRex have had to bend down to the helpee's feet? Arms still too short, even if the helpee had put its foot on the helper's bended knee. Not a chance. Now, if you had said they were wearing slip-ons, then fine, that'd have been entirely plausible 'cause they could have used one of those long shoe horns with the back scratcher on the other end to put them on. But socks? Pft! Do me a favour!


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    #3875
    TheIrishGrover
    Registered Users Posts: 6,040 ✭✭✭TheIrishGrover


    New Home wrote: »
    Now, wait a minute, there. It's clear you haven't thought it through. How were they doing that, exactly? By lifting their legs? They'd have toppled over. Would the helper TRex have had to bend down to the helpee's feet? Arms still too short, even if the helpee had put its foot on the helper's bended knee. Not a chance. Now, if you had said they were wearing slip-ons, then fine, that'd have been entirely plausible 'cause they could have used one of those long shoe horns with the back scratcher on the other end to put them on. But socks? Pft! Do me a favour!

    I can see you put a lot of thought into this after all and defer to your knowledge :D


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    #3876
    New Home
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    :cool:

    I've always known, deep down, that not having a life would pay off, one day. :D


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    #3877
    Kat1170
    Registered Users Posts: 3,613 ✭✭✭Kat1170


    Pffttttt, come on, think outside your conventional little boxes. They clearly use this for socks :rolleyes::rolleyes:;)




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    #3878
    New Home
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    Oh, you mean like this?
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=116037216&postcount=2163

    And where would they have plugged in the airbrush, pray tell?


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    #3879
    Kat1170
    Registered Users Posts: 3,613 ✭✭✭Kat1170


    New Home wrote: »
    Oh, you mean like this?
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=116037216&postcount=2163

    And where would they have plugged in the airbrush, pray tell?

    Must try harder ;)



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    #3880
    New Home
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    Well, uhm, ok, fine. I'll concede that that could be a viable theory.


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    #3881
    New Home
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    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=116061360&postcount=8707
    At least it's not gonna cost you an arm and a leg.


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    #3882
    Kat1170
    Registered Users Posts: 3,613 ✭✭✭Kat1170


    New Home wrote: »
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=116061360&postcount=8707
    At least it's not gonna cost you an arm and a leg.

    Obviously a cocker spaniel :)


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    #3883
    New Home
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    Lorena Bobbitt's pooch?


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    #3884
    New Home
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    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=116062966&postcount=8709

    Probably 6ft down under, soon. :/


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    #3885
    vh4sd
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    The lifesavers will do a head count soon to see if Wally was kidnapped by a dolphin ... :eek:


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    #3886
    The Raging Bile Duct
    Registered Users Posts: 2,101 ✭✭✭The Raging Bile Duct


    541085.jpg

    Any ideas what this one is about? Has me stumped...


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    #3887
    josip
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    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=116065513&postcount=8718


    If it's anything like what's used in humans, then it was more likely a cattle prod up the Khyber Pass.


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    #3888
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    [Stalin image]

    I can only assume it is to do with COVID lockdown restrictions, stuff that Communist governments around the world would consider normal control of populations.


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    #3889
    josip
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    The Raging Bile Duct wrote: »

    Any ideas what this one is about? Has me stumped...


    I think it's about how long the lockdowns are going on.
    Back in March when lockdowns first started, people couldn't travel and shelves in shops were empty, the communism comparison was made.


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    #3890
    Pawwed Rig
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    josip wrote: »
    I think it's about how long the lockdowns are going on.
    Back in March when lockdowns first started, people couldn't travel and shelves in shops were empty, the communism comparison was made.

    Shelves in what shops? We never ran out of toilet paper either despite the panic buying


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    #3891
    [Deleted User]
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    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    Shelves in what shops? We never ran out of toilet paper either despite the panic buying
    We never ran out either and never panic bought, so were lucky that there was some when we needed it, but did see empty shelves in several local shops for about 3-4 weeks around March.


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    #3892
    josip
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    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    Shelves in what shops? We never ran out of toilet paper either despite the panic buying


    Most types of flour were unavailable for weeks; I think there was only self-raising sometimes.
    That was in Lidl Shankill/Sallynoggin, Aldi Sallynoggin, Tesco Ballybrack.
    At the same time there was a separate issue with egg supply which meant there was a very limited supply of those also.


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    #3893
    Pawwed Rig
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    Hardly starvation:D:pac:


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    #3894
    [Deleted User]
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    The vegan shelves remained fully stocked! :D


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    #3895
    blackwhite
    Registered Users Posts: 8,723 ✭✭✭blackwhite


    Deleted User wrote: »
    The vegan shelves remained fully stocked! :D

    Nothing edible on those though


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    #3896
    Professor Moriarty
    Registered Users Posts: 14,371 ✭✭✭✭Professor Moriarty


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    Shelves in what shops? We never ran out of toilet paper either despite the panic buying

    Well, speak for yourself...


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    #3897
    tayto lover
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    Suckit wrote: »
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    Don’t think I’d fancy yogurt from a Fanny.


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    #3898
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    GBX wrote: »
    Shortest international bridge

    Wikipedia says that's a myth.

    Also there's this: https://www.google.com/maps/@54.0691889,-6.6650266,3a,75y,113.72h,87.43t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sXyJGFNwrSm7R8qemSid4Aw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

    :pac: Probably even shorter bridges along the border.


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    #3899
    blackwhite
    Registered Users Posts: 8,723 ✭✭✭blackwhite


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Wikipedia says that's a myth.

    Also there's this: https://www.google.com/maps/@54.0691889,-6.6650266,3a,75y,113.72h,87.43t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sXyJGFNwrSm7R8qemSid4Aw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

    :pac: Probably even shorter bridges along the border.


    It gets better.

    The island owners play up to the myth by hanging flags on the bridge - the image that was put up has those flags in it, and is claiming that the side with the Candian flag is American, and vice versa


    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/Zavikon_Island%28s%29_L.jpg


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    #3900
    Victor
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    Spinning chair on trailer.
    vh4sd wrote: »
    https://i.imgur.com/cd1aoP9.gif
    And this is how you get brain damage - if you don't have it already.


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    #3901
    [Deleted User]
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    Victor wrote: »
    Spinning chair on trailer.
    And this is how you get brain damage - if you don't have it already.
    Well, considering the fact that he is wearing a red cap (MAGA?) he may already have it. :pac: :P


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