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The Taylor-made CVPL Chat Thread!

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    #632
    fritzelly
    Registered Users Posts: 17,465 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    The Princess Bride wrote: »
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110319883&postcount=6395

    Should be in the "Not For The Squeamish" thread, I am still twitching here.

    That'as actually made me feel sick


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    #633
    Mr Crispy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,879 ✭✭✭Mr Crispy


    FFS lads, you could have at least put up a NSFW tag.

    :mad:


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    #634
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    The Princess Bride wrote: »
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110319883&postcount=6395

    Should be in the "Not For The Squeamish" thread, I am still twitching here.

    That has to be an uniquely Irish grammar contraction - tbh it's fairly common ;)

    Example: Used as part of a friendly greeting etc

    "Theiyr're ya bunch of gob****es" ... :pac:


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    #635
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


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    Making meme ≠ Procrastination :pac:


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    #636
    New Home
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
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    Wow, even Ken M gave his seal of approval to this! :)


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    #637
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    New Home wrote: »
    Wow, even Ken M gave his seal of approval to this! :)
    Ken M is a legend. My favourite post of his was when they were going to reclassify Pluto as a planet and he said we should let Pluto back in as there aren't enough resources and people lost their minds trying to explain it to him :D


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    #638
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    ^^^ I meant to say shouldn't let Pluto back in


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    #639
    Charlie-Bravo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,647 ✭✭✭Charlie-Bravo


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
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    I'm handy enough at maths, but this has me...

    -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--.



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    #640
    my3cents
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,764 ✭✭✭my3cents


    astrofluff wrote: »
    I'm handy enough at maths, but this has me...

    Maybe the idea is that it gives you a headache?


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    #641
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    astrofluff wrote: »
    I'm handy enough at maths, but this has me...

    Two professors are at a restaurant, arguing about the state of education today. "Nobody learns calculus anymore," lamented the first. "That's not true," replied the second, "it's part of the freshman curriculum."

    "Okay, I'll tell you what," offered the first professor, "we'll ask the waitress a simple calculus question; if she gets it right, lunch is on me." The second professor agreed, but said, "But give me a minute, I have to use the bathroom, first."

    So the second professor gets up and heads toward the restrooms. Before he gets there, though, he finds the waitress and says, "This may seem weird, but my colleague is going to ask you a question. When he does, I want you to say, 'x cubed over three', okay?" The waitress agrees, and the second professor returns to the table.

    After a couple minutes, the waitress comes by to ask if everything is okay. The first professor asks her, "My friend and I were just discussing whether or not people bother to learn calculus anymore. Can you tell me, what's the integral of x squared?"

    Dutifully, the waitress answers, "x cubed over three."

    "Well I'll be, I guess you were right!" exclaims the first professor, "Looks like lunch is on me!"

    Walking away, the waitress is heard to say, "Plus a constant..."


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    #642
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,175 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q27YiPRiewg


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    #643
    Gloomtastic!
    Registered Users Posts: 8,436 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Two professors are at a restaurant, arguing about the state of education today. "Nobody learns calculus anymore," lamented the first. "That's not true," replied the second, "it's part of the freshman curriculum."

    "Okay, I'll tell you what," offered the first professor, "we'll ask the waitress a simple calculus question; if she gets it right, lunch is on me." The second professor agreed, but said, "But give me a minute, I have to use the bathroom, first."

    So the second professor gets up and heads toward the restrooms. Before he gets there, though, he finds the waitress and says, "This may seem weird, but my colleague is going to ask you a question. When he does, I want you to say, 'x cubed over three', okay?" The waitress agrees, and the second professor returns to the table.

    After a couple minutes, the waitress comes by to ask if everything is okay. The first professor asks her, "My friend and I were just discussing whether or not people bother to learn calculus anymore. Can you tell me, what's the integral of x squared?"

    Dutifully, the waitress answers, "x cubed over three."

    "Well I'll be, I guess you were right!" exclaims the first professor, "Looks like lunch is on me!"

    Walking away, the waitress is heard to say, "Plus a constant..."

    Oh, how we laughed! ;)


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    #644
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,369 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    6d502615d0895d194c72ac3efa58aa3a.jpg

    https://twitter.com/diegheaux/status/1132016207182389248


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    #645
    New Home
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    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110387537&postcount=6582

    How will it all unfold?


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    #646
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    https://asset-9.soup.io/asset/14439/0599_952d_500.png

    am-i-doing-this-right-36306607.png


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    #647
    fritzelly
    Registered Users Posts: 17,465 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    I'm laughing too much at that one


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    #648
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,369 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    RickBlaine wrote: »
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    Image represents Sottish people. Image likely shows one Australian-American and a bunch of Irish people.


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    #649
    KathleenGrant
    Registered Users Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    Victor wrote: »
    Image represents Sottish people. Image likely shows one Australian-American and a bunch of Irish people.

    Nearly spit my lunch across the table when I read this.


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    #650
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Victor wrote: »
    Image represents Sottish people. Image likely shows one Australian-American and a bunch of Irish people.
    That's cultural appropriation :pac:


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    #651
    Gloomtastic!
    Registered Users Posts: 8,436 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    Should have been posted in ‘You want, You lose’? I so want!!! :D
    Mr E wrote: »
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    #652
    locum-motion
    Registered Users Posts: 5,143 ✭✭✭locum-motion


    GLaDOS wrote: »
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    Even the powerful, tart Granny Smith cultivar is proving ineffective against new Gran-negative doctors.


    What kind of psycho posts an xkcd comic and doesn't include the title text/mouseover text? (It's usually the best part of the joke)


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    #653
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,682 ✭✭✭Worztron


    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110404674&postcount=6638

    Some of the actual CAPTCHA images are almost as obscure.

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #654
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users Posts: 18,599 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    @SolvableKnave

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110409925&postcount=8389

    https://ftw.usatoday.com/2019/02/block-charge-twitter-meme-chapman

    He has explained it a few times on Twitter, it still means nothing to me, but gives me daily laughs.


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    #655
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    appleanche_graphic.jpg

    There are people out there who pushing their limits looking for the most perfect tartest Granny Smith ever.



    Oh to watch their faces when they first bite into a Bramley


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    #656
    my3cents
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,764 ✭✭✭my3cents


    Is there a similar diagram for onions? I love eating them just like an apple and I'm on the look out for the strongest one :o


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    #657
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    my3cents wrote: »
    Is there a similar diagram for onions? I love eating them just like an apple and I'm on the look out for the strongest one :o

    It's a bit early for Halloween but there is this

    F1X1Z6KHEXSDMBI.LARGE.jpg


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    #658
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,766 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Caramelised onions? YUM!!! What's not to like?

    (seriously, what's not to like?)


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    #659
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,766 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Capt'n, seriously... poor ickle mouse... :(


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    #660
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I wonder how long it took for the mouse to be dessicated enough to not trip the circuit breaker.


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    #661
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    New Home wrote: »
    Capt'n, seriously... poor ickle mouse... :(
    Shouldn't think it felt a thing


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