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The Taylor-made CVPL Chat Thread!

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    #752
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,770 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    I'd like to see one with a grasshopper. :D


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    #753
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users Posts: 18,599 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Silent Running wrote: »
    That's his desti knee. :D
    my3cents wrote: »
    He wasn't the only one not to get that one :o

    I was thinking...destination, where in the name of feck does the nation come into it, when all I see is a knee.
    Desti-knee-tion?
    Then it dawned on me.:o


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    #754
    dan1895
    Registered Users Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    Are the cushions for French kissing?


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    #755
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,175 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    dan1895 wrote: »
    Are the cushions for French kissing?
    *Chuckles vexillologically*


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    #756
    KathleenGrant
    Registered Users Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    RobertFoster wrote: »
    *Chuckles vexillologically*

    I thought that was to do with flags

    O ffs get it now. I'm an idiot.


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    #757
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,682 ✭✭✭Worztron


    Bootup wrote: »
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    So satisfying. Well done to the old gent. That lowlife got what he deserved.

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #758
    my3cents
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,764 ✭✭✭my3cents


    Worztron wrote: »
    So satisfying. Well done to the old gent. That lowlife got what he deserved.

    It would be even more satisfying to think it made a difference and stopped the lowlife from doing it again but I doubt it, said lowlife will probably go armed with a gun next time.


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    #759
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,682 ✭✭✭Worztron


    my3cents wrote: »
    It would be even more satisfying to think it made a difference and stopped the lowlife from doing it again but I doubt it, said lowlife will probably go armed with a gun next time.

    I'm sure the 73 yo is well armed.

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #760
    my3cents
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,764 ✭✭✭my3cents


    Worztron wrote: »
    I'm sure the 73 yo is well armed.

    But I doubt he's stupid enough to go back to that household again :)


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    #761
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Worztron wrote: »
    So satisfying. Well done to the old gent. That lowlife got what he deserved.
    Reminds me of this.
    AUGUSTA, Ga. – A U.S. Marine reservist collecting toys for children was stabbed when he helped stop a suspected shoplifter in eastern Georgia.

    Best Buy sales manager Orvin Smith told The Augusta Chronicle that man was seen on surveillance cameras Friday putting a laptop under his jacket at the Augusta store.

    When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down an employee, pulled a knife and ran toward the door. Outside were four Marines collecting toys for the service branch’s “Toys For Tots” program.

    Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back. The cut did not appear to be severe.

    The suspect was transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, assorted lacerations and bruises he obtained when he fell trying to run after stabbing the Marine.

    The suspect, whose name was not released, was held until police arrived. The Richmond County Sheriff’s office said it is investigating.


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    #762
    fritzelly
    Registered Users Posts: 17,465 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    The suspect was transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, assorted lacerations and bruises he obtained when he fell trying to run after stabbing the Marine.

    LMAO


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    #763
    Suckit
    Registered Users Posts: 11,215 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110584778&postcount=7108
    :confused: What else could it mean?


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    #764
    my3cents
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,764 ✭✭✭my3cents


    Suckit wrote: »
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110584778&postcount=7108
    :confused: What else could it mean?

    Did you really think much about your username before choosing it :D


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    #765
    Suckit
    Registered Users Posts: 11,215 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    my3cents wrote: »
    Did you really think much about your username before choosing it :D


    :p I mean, what is the 'nice' version, the kid friendly version..
    I can't think of any other meaning for it, except the dirty one.. :D
    Maybe I just have a dirty mind..:o

    Edited.

    Gaahhhh!!
    Just got it.. It's written on the feckin' poster.. :o
    That would be BAJ's or B&J's... No?


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    #766
    my3cents
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,764 ✭✭✭my3cents


    Suckit wrote: »
    :p I mean, what is the 'nice' version, the kid friendly version..
    I can't think of any other meaning for it, except the dirty one.. :D


    Maybe I just have a dirty mind..:o

    I think whoever came up with the notice had the same mind as you. Only problem is kids who wouldn't see the joke are getting younger every year.


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    #767
    TheIrishGrover
    Registered Users Posts: 6,039 ✭✭✭TheIrishGrover


    New Home wrote: »
    https://funsubstance.com/uploads/gif/530/530852.gif

    That's New Order (Genki Sudo). wil.i.am totally ripped him off a couple of years ago with a video (Even filming it in Japan) without even referring to them. One of the reasons I can't stand wil.i.am.

    Loads of their videos on Youtube. Hypnotic

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    #768
    Charlie-Bravo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,647 ✭✭✭Charlie-Bravo


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Q9Q6EWc.jpg

    Nope, no idea what this is about. Help.

    -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--.



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    #769
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    astrofluff wrote: »
    Nope, no idea what this is about. Help.


    He stole the thumbs from the morgue and got fired.


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    #770
    Peatys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,881 ✭✭✭Peatys


    quickbeam wrote: »
    He stole the thumbs from the morgue and got fired.

    Is it also a throw back to,

    Guess who has two thumbs and doesn't give a fuk?
    Bob Kelso


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    #771
    Charlie-Bravo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,647 ✭✭✭Charlie-Bravo


    quickbeam wrote: »
    He stole the thumbs from the morgue and got fired.

    Well, I suppose that's a sackable offence, but why would anyone want to steal 7 thumbs?!! :D

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    #772
    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Peatys wrote: »
    Is it also a throw back to,

    Guess who has two thumbs and doesn't give a fuk?
    Bob Kelso

    The man. The Legend.

    a79ed6fd5abea89769cbdc02412e3547.jpg


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    #773
    SolvableKnave
    Registered Users Posts: 4,470 ✭✭✭SolvableKnave


    New Home wrote: »
    https://i.imgur.com/lcDF9YO.mp4

    giphy.gif?cid=790b76115d1c87e977422e6377166f89&rid=giphy.gif


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    #774
    Clareman
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 23,956 Mod ✭✭✭✭Clareman


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Hudson Hawk ?

    I'd forgotten about that. Thanks a bunch. Now I'll have to wipe it from my memory again. :mad:

    Top of the Pops had him on recently "singing" *cringe*

    It's on SyFy right now, as sh1t as it is it's a whole lot better than watching Love Island in the other room with Mrs. Clareman


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    #775
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    ericl wrote: »
    29n9k3r.jpg

    Sure that's only cow ****e? :o


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    #776
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,175 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    gozunda wrote: »
    Sure that's only cow ****e? :o
    The cow's is just the visible ****e, the other ****es on the note are hidden.

    I like how boards filters the word ****. It shows how old the filter is considering how often I hear the word on pre-watershed TV now.


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    #777
    SolvableKnave
    Registered Users Posts: 4,470 ✭✭✭SolvableKnave


    inforfun wrote: »
    https://i.imgur.com/keoL2Xn.mp4

    Man, this needs the Chuck Norris Sniping Gif treatment.


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    #778
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,369 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    inforfun wrote: »
    [Bowling ball]

    https://i.imgur.com/qLIzU6h.mp4

    Fantastic.
    Indeed, fantastic. Until the aim is off and it puts the ball through the wall / ceiling / your head.


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    #779
    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    It is also computer rendered so i think we are safe.


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    #780
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    RobertFoster wrote: »
    The cow's is just the visible ****e, the other ****es on the note are hidden.

    I like how boards filters the word ****. It shows how old the filter is considering how often I hear the word on pre-watershed TV now.
    I can only assume the swear filter is on the primary school setting.Or it's American


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    #781
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,770 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I can only assume the swear filter is on the primary school setting.Or it's American

    Definitely non Australian. :D


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