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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,434 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    New Home wrote: »
    What do you mean "in two"?

    He rarely seems to post just once, there are nearly always two posts.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭GinSoaked


    He rarely seems to post just once, there are nearly always two posts.....

    To be sure, to be sure?


  • Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Why does 1800 ladladlad always post in twos? Still can’t see or link to his posts......:rolleyes:
    Some browsers will refuse to display images from certain sources.
    Adding the link is good as those who can't see the image in the browser can click on the link instead.


    Different browsers will block different image sources, so there is no consistency.:confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,935 ✭✭✭wally79


    Some browsers will refuse to display images from certain sources.
    Adding the link is good as those who can't see the image in the browser can click on the link instead.


    Different browsers will block different image sources, so there is no consistency.:confused:

    AFAIK link or no link you won’t be able to view ladlads posts on iOS


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,143 ✭✭✭locum-motion


    wally79 wrote: »
    AFAIK link or no link you won’t be able to view ladlads posts on iOS

    True.

    So can we please just have whatever source he uses banned, or else can a mod ask him to re-format them (if that’s even possible)?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,143 ✭✭✭locum-motion


    None of which answers Gloomtastic’s question.

    I assume he just browsed whatever other site he uses and copies everything he finds amusing. It’s not always twos. Sometimes there’s 3-4 or maybe even more in a row.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,967 ✭✭✭Synode


    Can't link it but what's with the cartoon and the bar man asking for ID in YLYL


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    Synode wrote: »
    Can't link it but what's with the cartoon and the bar man asking for ID in YLYL

    Famous optical illusion. Is the woman old (no ID required) or young (ID required).


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,215 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    Synode wrote: »
    Can't link it but what's with the cartoon and the bar man asking for ID in YLYL
    https://www.illusionsindex.org/i/young-woman-or-old-woman


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,772 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Suckit wrote: »

    I can see both images but neither of them look like an old woman. :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭Yester


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    I can see both images but neither of them look like an old woman. :confused:

    Her chin is the old womans nose and her ear is the old womans eye.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,766 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    And the young woman's black choker is the old woman's mouth.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,577 ✭✭✭Bonzo Delaney


    Ahhh now I can both images together .... now my head hurts!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight



    Champagne for my real friends

    Real pain for my sham friends.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Ahhh now I can both images together .... now my head hurts!


    Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!"

    He said, "Nobody loves me."

    I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes."

    I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

    He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region."

    I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"

    He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."

    I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.


    - Emo Philips






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  • Registered Users Posts: 78,369 ✭✭✭✭Victor


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    Just go to the kitchen and open a tin of fruit and watch the cat forget about the TV remote.


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,560 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    Bootup wrote: »
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    Avoiding getting the virus isn't the same as a cure.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight



    some people have too much time on their hands ?

    Star Wars. In text. https://www.asciimation.co.nz/


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    What's this about?
    https://asset.soup.io/asset/14823/0359_2b7e.png
    I'm useless with stuff like that.


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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,199 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    Pythagoras' theorem.

    The square of the hypoteneuse is the sum of the square of the opposite two sides.

    "i" squared is -1, and add to 1 is 0.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,879 ✭✭✭Mr Crispy


    What's this about?
    https://asset.soup.io/asset/14823/0359_2b7e.png
    I'm useless with stuff like that.

    It's a maths joke, to do with imaginary numbers.

    Basically i squared = -1


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    cdeb wrote: »
    Pythagoras' theorem.

    The square of the hypoteneuse is the sum of the square of the opposite two sides.

    "i" squared is -1, and add to 1 is 0.
    Mr Crispy wrote: »
    It's a maths joke, to do with imaginary numbers.

    Basically i squared = -1
    I'm still clueless but thanks anyway :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,279 ✭✭✭✭Mellor


    Mr Crispy wrote: »
    It's a maths joke, to do with imaginary numbers.

    Basically i squared = -1

    Calling it a joke is a stretch


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 22,371 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Mellor wrote: »
    Calling it a joke is a stretch

    Ah now. A maths joke I get is rare so let's applaud this one. The programming ones on the other hand....


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,175 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    Ah now. A maths joke I get is rare so let's applaud this one. The programming ones on the other hand....
    There are 10 kinds of programming jokes, those that are funny, and those that aren't :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,279 ✭✭✭✭Mellor


    There are 10 kinds of programming jokes, those that are funny, and those that aren't :pac:

    I dislike the fact that I got that. Please stop.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭GinSoaked


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    I don't know if I should be worried but my first thought when I saw that is that I know two neighbors kids who would think thats brilliant they are 5 and 7 :eek:


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,560 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    There are 10 kinds of programming jokes, those that are funny, and those that aren't :pac:
    Oh, I can only count 1 kind!


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    There are 10 kinds of programming jokes, those that are funny, and those that aren't :pac:
    And those with a ternary punchline.


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