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I don't know where we're going, but I know where I am (part 6).

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    #6482
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users Posts: 21,915 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I have been offered something quite momentous in the last few minutes.

    A proposal? ?


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    #6483
    CrowdedHouse
    Registered Users Posts: 6,846 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I have been offered something quite momentous in the last few minutes.

    An Excel course?

    Seven Worlds will Collide



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    #6484
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It all began when I was telling Auto how I would like to take a year off work. "Be great bumming around" says I. Auto thought getting pregnant would allow me to take time off. "But Auto" I says, "I don't want to be pregnant". And so we wondered some more. Until in a flash of inspiration the girl came good!!

    "I'll be your child Perse"! She exclaimed. Why Auto I think that is the solution I've been looking for. A practice baby, time off work, and not actually having to be pregnant! Turns out she is also toilet trained so that's an added bonus.
    Not sure if she will need to be breast fed though *scratcheshead*







    :D


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    #6485
    Mike Oxlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭Mike Oxlong


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I have been offered something quite momentous in the last few minutes.

    New job or mickey?!


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    #6486
    Ariadne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    It all began when I was telling Auto how I would like to take a year off work. "Be great bumming around" says I. Auto thought getting pregnant would allow me to take time off. "But Auto" I says, "I don't want to be pregnant". And so we wondered some more. Until in a flash of inspiration the girl came good!!

    "I'll be your child Perse"! She exclaimed. Why Auto I think that is the solution I've been looking for. A practice baby, time off work, and not actually having to be pregnant! Turns out she is also toilet trained so that's an added bonus.
    Not sure if she will need to be breast fed though *scratcheshead*







    :D

    I need to be breast fed!!! :p


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    #6487
    Autosport
    Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Succubus we can be twins :eek: :D

    Mama Perse :D


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    #6488
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Autosport wrote: »
    It's not some are open 24 hours :)

    One down here used to be, remember going in there at 3 in the morning after a night of beer trying to get some more.

    :D


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    #6489
    CrowdedHouse
    Registered Users Posts: 6,846 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    Auto...is.....going to be...Perse's...baby, well I didn't see that coming..:eek:


    Well, just, a look at that girl with the lights comin' up in her eyes.
    She's got to be somebody's baby.
    She must be somebody's baby.

    Seven Worlds will Collide



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    #6490
    honeybear
    Registered Users Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Feeling very guilty about trading my car in (notwithstanding the fact that it won't pass the next NCT)!!!


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    #6491
    Autosport
    Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    CrowdedHouse wrote: »
    Auto...is.....going to be...Perse's...baby, well I didn't see that coming..:eek:


    Well, just, a look at that girl with the lights comin' up in her eyes.
    She's got to be somebody's baby.
    She must be somebody's baby.

    Daddy is that you :eek: :D


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    #6492
    mzungu
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,308 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    Deleted User wrote: »
    It all began when I was telling Auto how I would like to take a year off work. "Be great bumming around" says I. Auto thought getting pregnant would allow me to take time off. "But Auto" I says, "I don't want to be pregnant". And so we wondered some more. Until in a flash of inspiration the girl came good!!

    "I'll be your child Perse"! She exclaimed. Why Auto I think that is the solution I've been looking for. A practice baby, time off work, and not actually having to be pregnant! Turns out she is also toilet trained so that's an added bonus.
    Not sure if she will need to be breast fed though *scratcheshead*

    This....this sounds like the plot to a Judd Apatow film!!

    :D


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    #6493
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Autosport wrote: »
    Succubus we can be twins :eek: :D

    Mama Perse :D

    We can be triplets...



    I am reasonably toilet trained.


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    #6494
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mzungu wrote: »
    This....this sounds like the plot to a Judd Apatow film!!

    :D

    I was thinking more Noah Baumbach.



    :D


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    #6495
    Autosport
    Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    We can be triplets...



    I am reasonably toilet trained.

    Ted that would be so wrong on so many levels considering I stalk you :D

    You can be our teddy bear ;)


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    #6496
    mzungu
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,308 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I was thinking more Noah Baumbach.



    :D

    I had to Google him. It's little wonder, as from the looks of things I haven't seen one of his movies!!


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    #6497
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users Posts: 21,915 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Mam of 4 wrote: »
    A proposal? ?

    I was right !!!

    Well , wasn't the proposal I was thinking of , but still :D


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    #6498
    Ilovethe bonesofyou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,688 ✭✭✭Ilovethe bonesofyou


    Deleted User wrote:
    I was thinking more Noah Baumbach.


    I was thinking David Lynch. :D


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    #6499
    Ariadne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »
    I was thinking David Lynch. :D

    David Lynch would find plenty of new material on this thread :p

    Tedo you can't be a triplet because Perse only has two diddies and I'm not sharing mine :p

    Also, it would be creepy when me and Auto stalk you :p


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    #6500
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Autosport wrote: »
    Succubus we can be twins :eek: :D

    Mama Perse :D
    Succubus_ wrote: »
    David Lynch would find plenty of new material on this thread :p

    Tedo you can't be a triplet because Perse only has two diddies and I'm not sharing mine :p

    Also, it would be creepy when me and Auto stalk you :p

    Maybe Perse is the alien from Total Recall with 3 of them.


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    #6501
    CrowdedHouse
    Registered Users Posts: 6,846 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    No better woman than Perse, you'll get one small egg on Easter Sunday and not before, that's if you have all your drawing and sketching homework done.

    Seven Worlds will Collide



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    #6502
    Autosport
    Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    CrowdedHouse wrote: »
    No better woman than Perse, you'll get one small egg on Easter Sunday and not before, that's if you have all your drawing and sketching homework done.

    Daddy will you help us draw a picture for Mama Perse :D


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    #6503
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Autosport wrote: »
    Daddy will you help us draw a picture for Mama Perse :D

    What?! No. You don't need a daddy. Just me Auto :D


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    #6504
    CrowdedHouse
    Registered Users Posts: 6,846 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    Autosport wrote: »
    Daddy will you help us draw a picture for Mama Perse :D

    Listen to what Mama Perse says, I can hardly draw a straight line with a ruler :D

    Seven Worlds will Collide



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    #6505
    Ilovethe bonesofyou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,688 ✭✭✭Ilovethe bonesofyou


    Succubus_ wrote:
    David Lynch would find plenty of new material on this thread


    Triplet Peaks :D


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    #6506
    Autosport
    Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    CrowdedHouse wrote: »
    Listen to what Mama Perse says, I can hardly draw a straight line with a ruler :D

    I got that from you so :D


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    #6507
    Ilovethe bonesofyou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,688 ✭✭✭Ilovethe bonesofyou


    Perse I'm sending you lots of formula.


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    #6508
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »
    Perse I'm sending you lots of formula.

    But I can feed Auto (and whoever else :p ) with my boob milk Bones!! I just need to make a little incision and fill them up with some Avonmore first.


    :D


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    #6509
    Ilovethe bonesofyou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,688 ✭✭✭Ilovethe bonesofyou


    Deleted User wrote:
    But I can feed Auto (and whoever else ) with my boob milk Bones!! I just need to make a little incision and fill them up with some Avonmore first.


    Supermilk for a Superwoman!! :p:D


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    #6510
    FluffyTowel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭FluffyTowel


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    But I can feed Auto (and whoever else :p ) with my boob milk Bones!! I just need to make a little incision and fill them up with some Avonmore first.


    :D

    Sticky tape and a plastic straw is your friend.


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    #6511
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm off to the land of internets before sleep. Busy day tomorrow. Good night to you all :)


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