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#5202 22-03-2019 3:40pm

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Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

How many gyms are in Waterford city with a pool. ?

1.

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#5203 22-03-2019 3:40pm
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Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

How many gyms are in Waterford city with a pool. ?

With mid-50s solicitor members?

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#5204 22-03-2019 3:40pm

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Michael joseph wrote: »

caller ; "I've a tough skin"

nope, no you don't

But.but has been around the world

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#5205 22-03-2019 3:40pm

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57? About time he met a nice girl and settled down

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#5206 22-03-2019 3:41pm
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Ally Dick wrote: »

If two men go around holding hands or snogging, they should be told off for it

Why stop at that? Just cut their hands off, and that might make you happy.

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#5207 22-03-2019 3:41pm

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Could 'bitch' not also be interpreted as a homophobic slur?

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#5208 22-03-2019 3:41pm

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Married 3 times to the same fella. Says it all really.

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#5209 22-03-2019 3:41pm

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He's a tuff old bitch ???? Is he married to a man or woman ?

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#5210 22-03-2019 3:41pm

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I'm always amused at people who complain on behalf of other people!

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#5211 22-03-2019 3:41pm

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Ally Dick wrote: »

If two men go around holding hands or snogging, they should be told off for it

No they shouldn't. You're talking nonsense.

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#5212 22-03-2019 3:42pm
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Topgear on Dave wrote: »

I might ring about the fella I seen in my gym drying his balls with the hairdryer.

Hairy yellow tennis balls? They're a bugger.

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#5213 22-03-2019 3:42pm

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Madonna was at the hotel be god.

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#5214 22-03-2019 3:42pm

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This lads a player....topper I'd say

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#5215 22-03-2019 3:42pm

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Robot Rock wrote: »

Could 'bitch' not also be interpreted as a homophobic slur?

1850 715 815

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#5216 22-03-2019 3:42pm

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Dan Jaman wrote: »

Why stop at that? Just cut their hands off, and that might make you happy.

Cut off more than their hands

Mod:
Ally Dick is taking a forum vacation for his recent posts in this thread and hence please don't respond to them.

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#5217 22-03-2019 3:42pm

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It is about you, ffs. Stop being disingenuous.

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#5218 22-03-2019 3:43pm

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Ally Dick wrote: »

57? About time he met a nice girl and settled down

He prefers a bit of your name.

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#5219 22-03-2019 3:44pm

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Spotify and headphones. To hell what any **** be saying once you got them two beauts

"You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats

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#5220 22-03-2019 3:44pm
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Ally Dick wrote: »

Cut off more than their hands

Waterford gyms short of members.

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#5221 22-03-2019 3:44pm

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still 17 minutes left for married people / Madonna fans to ring in and gloat.

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#5222 22-03-2019 3:44pm

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The gardai are useless

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#5223 22-03-2019 3:45pm

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Why did she mention the special needs child? It's nothing to do with the story!

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#5224 22-03-2019 3:45pm

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Roger_007 wrote: »

Why did she mention the special needs child? It's nothing to do with the story!

Effect caller,effect.

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#5225 22-03-2019 3:47pm

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Them audi drivers...;)

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#5226 22-03-2019 3:47pm

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Roger_007 wrote: »

Why did she mention the special needs child? It's nothing to do with the story!

It adds gravitas to the story...common for Liveline callers

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#5227 22-03-2019 3:47pm

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Why would you leave €5,500 of tools unattended in an ikea car park?

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#5228 22-03-2019 3:48pm

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IKEA not playing ball with Joe.

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#5229 22-03-2019 3:48pm

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Normally I defend the Gardaí but in cases like these they don't give a toss.

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#5230 22-03-2019 3:48pm

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"Can you get insurance?"
"No, Joe you can't.... "
"I know that I know that I know that".

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#5231 22-03-2019 3:50pm
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You won't forget unblocking the sink.
Neither will you ever forget hearing Funny Friday from the Titanic Hotel.

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#5232 22-03-2019 3:50pm

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"It'll be well organised"

Is he expecting a crush or something. Jesus Christ.

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#5233 22-03-2019 3:50pm

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April fools alert!!!

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#5234 22-03-2019 3:50pm
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Super Rats on de Royal Canal

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#5235 22-03-2019 3:50pm

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Dirty rats

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#5236 22-03-2019 3:51pm

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Ky-poo..............any relation to Winnie?

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#5237 22-03-2019 3:51pm
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Coypu? Tastes like chicken, I suppose.

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#5238 22-03-2019 3:51pm

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Best 'Wow' intake of breath since the Versatis days.

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#5239 22-03-2019 3:51pm

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I ate a coypu.

Bring back the two junior hacks squabbling over the poshboys in trinity.

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#5240 22-03-2019 3:52pm

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The woman treated his "joke" with the complete contempt that it deserved.

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#5241 22-03-2019 3:52pm
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Escaped, me arse.
Let loose by animal rights nutters.

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#5242 22-03-2019 3:52pm

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La Rochelle is luvaly, the only exotic thing I ate was a Morroccan Kebab.

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#5243 22-03-2019 3:53pm

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withless wrote: »

Madonna was at the hotel be god.

Was she?

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#5244 22-03-2019 3:53pm

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"Have you ever eaten beaver?"

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#5245 22-03-2019 3:54pm

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all the jokes from Joe :rolleyes:

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#5246 22-03-2019 3:54pm

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Were these things spotted by anyone sober?

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#5247 22-03-2019 3:54pm

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Just keep shovelling the taxpayers money in to your account Joe, leave the jokes to somebody else.

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#5248 22-03-2019 3:55pm

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40 quid for 3 courses isn't high end called

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#5249 22-03-2019 3:55pm
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This is like a conversation in a phone box between two jakies.

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#5250 22-03-2019 3:55pm

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A point a Guinness and a Coipoo Burgar dere John please.

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#5251 22-03-2019 3:57pm

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buried wrote: »

Knights of the F**king waster eegits

Sounds like the Trinners version of the Bullington Club or that student society were David Cameron allegedly stuck his knob into a dead pig's mouth

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