(Tell me WHOY) I don't like Funny Froidays: Liveline 15/2/19 and dat

BPKS

I'm not on a hands-free, my head is just down the toilet.

Odyssey 2005

It's a DISGRACE Joe;)

Mena Mitty

The junkies are a dab hand at the IV's sotospeak.

Odyssey 2005

This ones poop smells like a yankee candle

Odyssey 2005

What's a perturbed nurse ?

Dan Jaman

The reek of 'I paid for special treatment and I didn't get it' off her is overwhelming.

Dan Jaman

Ten Pin wrote: »

A scene from Scrubs...the rest of the stories sound like scenes from M.A.S.H

Sounds like Klinger and the Janitor were doing the rounds.

Dan Jaman

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

What's a perturbed nurse ?

I'd be perturbed if I had to look after this wan.

Spanish Eyes

Did the woman have Hep C or not. That's a critical bit of info really.

Odyssey 2005

Wham bam thank you mam

No love that was 9 months ago.!

Dan Jaman

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

Did the woman have Hep C or not. That's a critical bit of info really.

Does her husband know?

Dan Jaman

Perturbed phone line.

tretorn

Did she have Hepatitis C, if she did the nurses were dead right to protect themselves.

She is a total pain, Has Joe gone home.

He cut her off, lol

Gone!

Odyssey 2005

Thank fook.:)

Jeff2

They cut her off.

Odyssey 2005

Dan Jaman wrote: »

I'd be perturbed if I had to look after this wan.

You spelt suicidal wrong

Michael joseph

that's enough of her says Joe

tretorn

Joe was afraid he would catch Hep c through the phone.

He literally couldnt get in to say anything, she was on a roll.

Oh, God, he has another one on now, hes going to give them till 3 PM and then another day of it tomorrow.

TallGlass

RTE stars paid so much even the infrastructure is creeking.

The phone lines Joe uses are constantly giving issues during his show. Talkshow with broken phone lines. Only in Ireland.

Odyssey 2005

How were you describing the pain.;)
That's some question

DoctorEdgeWild

You can always GUARANTEE that once someone starts to talk about medical problems, they will never, ever stop.

Odyssey 2005

The Kuem !!

Dan Jaman

Cheery stuff.
"You'll just bleed out."

Yeah, thanks for that, Doc.

Michael joseph

joe very bored now

tretorn

This wan is very hard to listen to.

Shes now talking about her internal exam, I mean, really, seriously.

HELLP syndrome, extremely serious. Seems you’re better off going to the vet than hospitals in Oireland..

Odyssey 2005

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

You can always GUARANTEE that once someone starts to talk about medical problems, they will never, ever stop.

And no one EVER had pain like it.

Dan Jaman

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

You can always GUARANTEE that once someone starts to talk about medical problems, they will never, ever stop.

Kerist, the hams do that every night.
Piles, heart disease, gut problems, arthritis, you name it, they've got it and moan about it all feckin' night.

Odyssey 2005

Michael joseph wrote: »

joe very bored now

He's not alone

cozar

what were the results of your last internal? .............. very pleasurable Joe.

tretorn

What is HELLP syndrome, is that what she had.

BPKS

We had another one straight away!

Del.Monte

Little sigh of pleasure from Joe.

DoctorEdgeWild

Joe is still probing for that golden caller to say they'll never have another.

somesoldiers

Supla-deen- panacea

tretorn

Bye, bye Catherine, another ad break.

Dan Jaman

So, ponders Joe; how can we blame that wan's pain (like no pain ever suffered by another living being) be blamed on the nurses?

tampopo

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

This is off the wall stuff

90% if these incidents are not down to understaffing

Just uncaring people who should not be in the job

It does seem that way alright

Odyssey 2005

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

Joe is still probing for that golden caller to say they'll never have another.

That was yesterday.

tretorn

tretorn wrote: »

What is HELLP syndrome, is that what she had.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HELLP_syndrome

avfc1874

Remember folks. All nurses are angels.
Every last one of them.

avfc1874

Remember folks. All nurses are angels.
Every last one of them.

Odyssey 2005

Ab...sol...utely.

In 1990

30 years ago.. cant remember last week

TallGlass

Right to speak so to speak...

Yes of course name it sez Joe.

The dept of health don't demand the same levels of damages & apologies others do.

jeremyj1968

Un-f**king believable. "Of course you can name them"

If it was another case he would be telling them NOT TO NAME the subject of the comments, no matter whether the comments were true or not. He's an absolute sack.

If it was Denis O'Brien that a caller wanted to make a comment about, he certainly wouldn't be naming any names.

He’s hoping all the Masters of the maternities have ears glued to Lahvlahn.

sligojoek

As soon as the woman tries to tell her story he goes on a rant talking all over her. No manners.

DoctorEdgeWild

There's been some noises out of Joe these last two days.