Name my friends new business

Kidchameleon · 10-03-2019 1:55pm #1

Hi all,

My friend is opening a Thai / Chinese / European takeaway and has asked me to suggest names. I thought I would open it up to the good folk of AH aswell. Funny or proper names considered. If your suggestion is chosen, your reward will be a photo of the sign over the shop & my friends eternal gratitude.

Note to mods. I will not name the location or anything, not trying to shill.

gmisk · 10-03-2019 1:56pm

I always thought thai-tanic in Belfast was a great name!
Where abouts is it?

10-03-2019 1:57pm

Ka-pow.

suicide_circus · 10-03-2019 1:57pm

MSG4U

Pissartist · 10-03-2019 1:57pm

City Wok

Kidchameleon · 10-03-2019 1:58pm

gmisk wrote: »

I always thought thai-tanic in Belfast was a great name!
Where abouts is it?

Dont really think I should say. Boards rules.

corner of hells · 10-03-2019 1:59pm

Kidchameleon wrote: »

Hi all,

My friend is opening a Thai / Chinese / European takeaway and has asked me to suggest names. I thought I would open it up to the good folk of AH aswell. Funny or proper names considered. If your suggestion is chosen, your reward will be a photo of the sign over the shop & my friends eternal gratitude.

Note to mods. I will not name the location or anything, not trying to shill.

If it doubled as a brothel , he could call it the "Cum 'n' Eat".

freshpopcorn · 10-03-2019 1:59pm

可口可乐和胡克斯

and in English

Coke and Hookers

Signore Fancy Pants · 10-03-2019 2:01pm

Kidchameleons friends Thai / Chinese / European takeaway.

jimmii · 10-03-2019 2:01pm

Takey McTakeawayface obviously. Especially now you're not going to get sued by McDonalds.

Jimbob1977 · 10-03-2019 2:03pm

The Orient Express (if it's fast food)

Fortune Cookie

The Happy Ending

jimmii · 10-03-2019 2:03pm

Thai Me Up

Great for a takeaway/s&m crossover location.

Woke Hogan · 10-03-2019 2:04pm

freshpopcorn wrote: »

可口可乐和胡克斯

and in English

Coke and Hookers

Yuck.

hairyslug · 10-03-2019 2:06pm

Wok n Woll

Edit: nevermind,its already in use

BettePorter · 10-03-2019 2:07pm

Wok 'n' Rolls

Ficheall · 10-03-2019 2:08pm

I hear you're a racist now, Father.

TheValeyard · 10-03-2019 2:09pm

Seen a place called 'Thai and Stop me' before. Thought it was clever.

hairyslug · 10-03-2019 2:09pm

Sore Finger

Mena Mitty · 10-03-2019 2:11pm

'The Lucky Dip'

Fr_Dougal · 10-03-2019 2:11pm

Supermacs

Jimbob1977 · 10-03-2019 2:13pm

Dynasty

Don't mention the Wall

China in your Hand

Giveaway · 10-03-2019 2:14pm

Kidchameleon wrote: »

Hi all,

My friend is opening a Thai / Chinese / European takeaway and has asked me to suggest names. I thought I would open it up to the good folk of AH aswell. Funny or proper names considered. If your suggestion is chosen, your reward will be a photo of the sign over the shop & my friends eternal gratitude.

Note to mods. I will not name the location or anything, not trying to shill.

which town/street will it be on? Could be good for some puns!