What is the weirdest thing you ever brought home from a night out?

Roger Hassenforder

Back in student days we unscrewed a doctors brass plate from his wall, 4 philips screws holding it on.

Following day heading back into college, we passed and he'd a note up "please give me back my sign".
That night we threw it back into his garden with a note advising him to use better rawl plugs and round the heads with an angle grinder.

Which he did.

God, we were wãnkers

sligojoek

I brought home a guards daughter a few times over the space of a month. Man, what a blunder.

poisonated

I don’t understand people who steal things when they’re drunk

FishOnABike

poisonated wrote: »

I don’t understand people who steal things when they’re drunk

I think it's some type of sickness ..... but they can always take something for it.

Mister Vain

A BMX. I stole it and cycled it home while pissed. It somehow ended up in a tree outside my house.

Keyzer

In my younger days, myself and my horde of merry goons, used to procure various items from pubs for the craic - see who could out do each other.

My best efforts included a firemans helmet and a hand dryer from a toilet.

sbsquarepants

A single bed mattress - not sure where I got it from, but it was still in the wrapper. Put it in the shed for the dog to sleep on!

Also a cats eye (the road refelector thing, not the eye of a feline) My auld dear for some strange reason thought it was haunted and threw it out in the bin.

Rave.ef

We borrowed a car one night (one lad didn't drink) from a lad that always left it outside a rural pub with the keys in the sun visor. When we were dropping it back in the morning the old lads car was there. We borrowed an identical Ford escort. To this day we dont know who it was belonged to or if they ever knew.

sioda

A stop sign.

Esel

sioda wrote: »

A stop sign.

Did you take it as a sign?

TheValeyard

Esel wrote: »

Did you take it as a sign?

A sign to stop what you're doing?

cmightycon

A 4 foot plastic Virgin Mary from a Nativity set.

retalivity

A tray of brennans loaves, 6x2l bottles of milk and some fresh cream.
A traffic cone
A multitude of council signs
A dog rough member of our ethnic minority

sligojoek

retalivity wrote: »

A tray of brennans loaves, 6x2l bottles of milk and some fresh cream.
A traffic cone
A multitude of council signs
A dog rough member of our ethnic minority

A mate of mine made that mistake too. Hoovered up most of my mate's coke and the following morning it was discovered that he also left with the rolled up 50 that my friend also supplied. So much for trust and giving people a chance.

Infonovice

^^

€5 notes from now on

L1011

Not me, but a mates house had the lower part of a Dublin Bus seat in it. Nobody remembered who'd brought it home or indeed how they'd got it off the bus; as it was in an era when only single-door buses served our area.

Tacklebox

I remember snogging a fresher in Cork on Freshers week, back in 96
I thought she looked like one of the morbegs, but I didn't care about that. I was off my trolley on potent potions and wacky tabakke...

Woke up beside her the following morning and she was a dead ringer of Nina Persson out of The Cardigans.

Nice girl, she brought me home and looked after me...
We stayed together for a few months.

We met at a conference on addiction year's later, both of us clean and sober 15 years.

Another night I woke up in a Protestant Manor house over the border after a night out in Dromahare in Leitrim, and a lurcher licking my face.... And some jolly old geezer in a smoking jacket telling me he's going to Bellek and he has a holiday home in Doolin lol

I don't regret it, seen him too year's later in Kinvara...