What's the etiquette here??

JohnnyFlash

Slideways wrote: »

I hear on the wireless that the cans are now 470ml with no widget, what’s your thoughts on that Paddy?

Can’t speak for Paddy, but I haven’t seen them in the wild just yet. Believe they are going to be in the 24 packs of stout. I was buying 48 cans in Dunnes and getting the tenner off but I’ll probably have to move to 8 or 12 can packs at this stage.

Will make a bit of a difference when a lad is picking up 120 or 144 to get him over the Christmas.

Hector Savage

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Don't take advantage of mod good nature of letting a banned poster back in.

Drop these idiotic personal digs.

Just FYI , all these posts are part of the humour of this thread, they aren't really personal attacks ... and some of the best laughs on this thread are the banter between posters - and technically its not even personal digs since the stuff is completely made up nonsense - see my own post about the Brenner ...

just a thought "moving forward" with this thread ...

Hector Savage

Slideways wrote: »

I hear on the wireless that the cans are now 470ml with no widget, what’s your thoughts on that Paddy?

I can still get 440ml cans in Spain with a widget - but the fhuerkers released a 330ml can - also has a widget ! - I was disgusted 330ml cans of Guinness!!!

But the good thing is it's actually cheaper by volumer ... €1.25 for a 330ml can v €1.97 for a 440ml .... seems bizarre!!

Economics fail...

fuerte1976

Hector Savage wrote: »

Just FYI , all these posts are part of the humour of this thread, they aren't really personal attacks ... and some of the best laughs on this thread are the banter between posters - and technically its not even personal digs since the stuff is completely made up nonsense - see my own post about the Brenner ...

just a thought "moving forward" with this thread ...

Absolutely this.

You put into words what was rattling about in my tin can.

JohnnyFlash

Hector Savage wrote: »

Just FYI , all these posts are part of the humour of this thread, they aren't really personal attacks ... and some of the best laughs on this thread are the banter between posters - and technically its not even personal digs since the stuff is completely made up nonsense - see my own post about the Brenner ...

just a thought "moving forward" with this thread ...

That said, Nev P is still ‘cocooning’ down in a Parochial House in South Galway with Fr. Phelim 'Belter' Madden.

IAMAMORON

I was out for a jog this afternoon, it was a beautiful sunny afternoon on Dublin's southside and I moved really smoothly. I was heading up towards the Beacon South quarter and was feeling fine and as clean as a whistle. Nice controlled breathing, everything was sublime.

I was tanking along smooth enough when I suddenly ended up having a complete Paula Radcliffe all over myself. Highly embarrassing. It came out of nowhere like a sucker punch from behind. One minute I was reciting Macbeth's 3rd Act and the next microsecond my white canvas shorts were failing to manage an avalanche of wet brown splatter spilling freely out of my arse. A massacre.

" Look mummy, that man is dirty on himself " arsa a young kid walking casually with his mother on a bright midday afternoon

" Oh my phucking Jesus " coughed an effervescent 20 something redhead as she passed me out with the urgency of an Olympic sprinter. She then start guffawing herself, I wasn't sure if she was dry retching or in tears of laughter.

I was still 3 miles from home, so basically had to suck it up and run home with a brown massacre running out the back of my ass. My shorts were destroyed and my legs were covered in shight, it even got down under the socks. The embarrassment. Cars beeping me all the way home " shif your arse ya dirty fat chunt" etc etc.

Hego Damask

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

That said, Nev P is still ‘cocooning’ down in a Parochial House in South Galway with Fr. Phelim 'Belter' Madden.

Don't bring back memories, I used to have to go over to Father "Razzle Dazzle" Dalziel parochial house to "assume the position" many times ...

Trouser Snake

IAMAMORON wrote: »

I was out for a jog this afternoon, it was a beautiful sunny afternoon on Dublin's southside and I moved really smoothly. I was heading up towards the Beacon South quarter and was feeling fine and as clean as a whistle. Nice controlled breathing, everything was sublime.

I was tanking along smooth enough when I suddenly ended up having a complete Paula Radcliffe all over myself. Highly embarrassing. It came out of nowhere like a sucker punch from behind. One minute I was reciting Macbeth's 3rd Act and the next microsecond my white canvas shorts were failing to manage an avalanche of wet brown splatter spilling freely out of my arse. A massacre.

" Look mummy, that man is dirty on himself " arsa a young kid walking casually with his mother on a bright midday afternoon

" Oh my phucking Jesus " coughed an effervescent 20 something redhead as she passed me out with the urgency of an Olympic sprinter. She then start guffawing herself, I wasn't sure if she was dry retching or in tears of laughter.

I was still 3 miles from home, so basically had to suck it up and run home with a brown massacre running out the back of my ass. My shorts were destroyed and my legs were covered in shight, it even got down under the socks. The embarrassment. Cars beeping me all the way home " shif your arse ya dirty fat chunt" etc etc.

Must be why so many joggers wear those man tights out running, lower centre of gravity after ****ting themselves.
Probably only powerhose the ankles when they get home too.

Slideways

“Keeps the liquid junk, in your trunk”

Lewis_Benson

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Can’t speak for Paddy, but I haven’t seen them in the wild just yet. Believe they are going to be in the 24 packs of stout. I was buying 48 cans in Dunnes and getting the tenner off but I’ll probably have to move to 8 or 12 can packs at this stage.

Will make a bit of a difference when a lad is picking up 120 or 144 to get him over the Christmas.

Can vouch, I picked up 2x24 packs last week, only copped when I got them home.
Still tastes the same lads, so don't panic.

Lewis_Benson

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

That said, Nev P is still ‘cocooning’ down in a Parochial House in South Galway with Fr. Phelim 'Belter' Madden.

Fr Madden.... Wasn't he Involved in the O'connor boys scandel, back in the 80s I believe.
He also got his bousekeeper up the pole too.

Slideways

Was it not one of the O’Connor boys that have her belly a lodger.

At Fr Maddens bidding

Hector Savage

Back to the missing widget in the guinness cans, Joe Dufffffffy was talking about it on da Lahvline and it seems to be a temporary measure, some supply issue due to covid pandemic, they should be back next year.

fuerte1976

Hector Savage wrote: »

Back to the missing widget in the guinness cans, Joe Dufffffffy was talking about it on da Lahvline and it seems to be a temporary measure, some supply issue due to covid pandemic, they should be back next year.

I'm a good Guinness man, so I presume the widgetless can will have some side effects on the back end?

perrito caliente

Dropped a nugget of chite down my trouser leg when I stood up off the pot earlier. Smell of poo off the one sock afterwards so the socks went in the laundry basket along with the jocks and slacks. I think maybe the turd was resting in my trunks from the morning session, and then knocked loose as the trousers were dropped and the freckle distended.

Lewis_Benson

Hector Savage wrote: »

Back to the missing widget in the guinness cans, Joe Dufffffffy was talking about it on da Lahvline and it seems to be a temporary measure, some supply issue due to covid pandemic, they should be back next year.

It makes no difference, there is a fixed widget in the bottom of the can..

Nevin Parsnipp

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

That said, Nev P is still ‘cocooning’ down in a Parochial House in South Galway with Fr. Phelim 'Belter' Madden.

John lad ...take this advice....I have heard of "The Belter"...... had a rod like a flagpole according to the Altar Boys '

"The Nev" was never into that sort of stuff so less of you distressing insinuations please ......

Baggly

Mod

Lads cut it out with using clerical sexual abuse as your source of innuendos.

Brendan Bendar

Ate three bags of “African Trail Nuts” during Saturday for the big Sports Fiesta.

Washed down with a cargo of cheap Eastern European Beer

Fcukers seem to have ‘lodged’ in a clump about 2000 hrs on Sat. night and haven’t improved overnight.

Like a Fcuking sod of turf lodged in a downpipe.

Strongly tempted to running a ‘Black Cat’ banger up me hole and lighting her.

It’s that severe.


Hoop is jammed shut like a bulls hole going up a hill.

Lewis_Benson

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Ate three bags of “African Trail Nuts” during Saturday for the big Sports Fiesta.

Washed down with a cargo of cheap Eastern European Beer

Fcukers seem to have ‘lodged’ in a clump about 2000 hrs on Sat. night and haven’t improved overnight.

Like a Fcuking sod of turf lodged in a downpipe.

Strongly tempted to running a ‘Black Cat’ banger up me hole and lighting her.

It’s that severe.


Hoop is jammed shut like a bulls hole going up a hill.

Have you tried 12 cans of Guinness and a hot curry, a terrible combination but will probably open the taps for you.

Nevin Parsnipp

Rookie mistake to scoff that amount of mix and not expect some consequences ?

You do know that you are supposed to crack any nuts still in their shells ?

Mite be a rogue Wallnut blocking the ar$e pipe and causing a build up of foul gasses and midden. ?

Give the pan a good buffing and hoy over to JC'S and purchase two big botts of prune juice....the first one can be injested in the Dacia on the way home .

On arrival at the Campsite ..sorry I mean Chez Brenner gull the other bott and wait for the sluice gates to hopen.

Never fails for this poster ......

Arthur Fent

Nevin Parsnipp wrote: »

On arrival at the Campsite ..sorry I mean Chez Brenner

Lewis_Benson

Nice full belly here.
Herself did a liver and bacon Casserole for dinner.
I have had a few cans of Guinness with it which complimented it perfectly.
Apple crumble and cream just had.
More Guinness going down.

I'd say in about 2 hours I will be wondering what I did to deserve the aftermath.

Brendan Bendar

Lewis_Benson wrote: »

Nice full belly here.
Herself did a liver and bacon Casserole for dinner.
I have had a few cans of Guinness with it which complimented it perfectly.
Apple crumble and cream just had.
More Guinness going down.

I'd say in about 2 hours I will be wondering what I did to deserve the aftermath.

Think of the environment, ring the shïtfarm, tell them get the big ‘strainers’ ready and extra lads on ‘rake duty’.

Could be a serious surge...

Slideways

Fired up the charcoal bbq last night. Had it fûcking glowing lads.

In with a pork roast and the crackling was bubbling in no time, shut the dampers and let it finish off nice and slow.

Let me tell ye this my fellow meat lovers. It. Was. Devine.

Now, coincidence or not, this righteous forum can decide but the tightly bound turd slid out as if the hand of god was wrapped around it in his joyous embrace. A smoothest deposit since Bertie Ahern opened his first savings acc. Can only think that all that pork fat is the reason?

tgdaly

Feel like a permanent brown marker must stuck in the artillery after my latest cannonball run. Wipe and wipe and wipe but get nothing but ink. Eventually you just have to accept defeat and do the best you can to clean up. The day is too short

gerrybbadd

tgdaly wrote: »

Feel like a permanent brown marker must stuck in the artillery after my latest cannonball run. Wipe and wipe and wipe but get nothing but ink. Eventually you just have to accept defeat and do the best you can to clean up. The day is too short

Baby wipe is your only man. Beware, you may have to insert a "digit" to ensure full cleanliness.

Hector Savage

Baggly wrote: »

Mod

Lads cut it out with using clerical sexual abuse as your source of innuendos.

Beginning of the end lads ...

Hector Savage

Hector Savage wrote: »

Beginning of the end lads ...

I was hoping this thread could survive until 10,000 posts. I get a good laugh at the banter while I take some "company time" at work.

partyguinness

Hector Savage wrote: »

Beginning of the end lads ...

I think if everyone chips in the situation can be retrieved.

I suggest that everyone eats from their local curry house (Madrass all round) at least twice a week and washes it down with 8 cans of Aldi's finest obscure Polish piss. The stories will be “flowing” in no time at all.