What's the etiquette here??

EmmetSpiceland

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122498235#Comment_122498235

Was that one of those deals where they get flown out to the UAE and get a load of money for the “act”?

You the man

The 'content owner' definitely wasn't on stout anyway. A continental appearance to the pile.

Animals.

Hotblack Desiato

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122498235#Comment_122498235

I don't spend a lot of time thinking about that sort of thing (honest) but would have thought such a transaction would more likely take place the other way around?

In other news, thumbs up for the bogs in Timanfaya National Park, even had decent bog roll and plenty of it, not one of those detestable "cat's arse" dispensers.

You the man

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122499597#Comment_122499597

I'll possibly be in a position to verify that tomorrow

2018na

miss jones is it 😀😀

Hotblack Desiato

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122499706#Comment_122499706

Only downside - you're supposed to deposit the used roll in the bin provided

galwayguy85

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122496945#Comment_122496945

"Manual disimpaction" is a wonderful way of putting it!! I guess it would have to be the left hand then… some lines cannot be crossed. I want to hang onto my old chap a bit longer.

Bobson Dugnutt

Was in the Head Office of a large semi-state organisation this morning for a meeting, and we headed to the canteen afterwards for the breakfast. Large groups of serious looking engineer types in M&S suits tucking into huge plates of heavily subsidised pig meat. When in Rome and all that, so I loaded my own plate and tucked in. The coffee was poor enough, and only 5 minutes after finishing I felt some major pressure building up at the scour valve.

Well appointed shítters in fairness with solid ceiling to floor doors and good quality two-ply. The problem was the noises and the smells. 6 cubicles of grunting, sighing, belts clinking, misfiring, farts, follow-ups, and one lad who I was thinking of calling an ambulance for such was the heallish sounds eminating from his gob and his hole. And the smell. Raw with the funk of fried breakfasts, onions and cholestoral. Appalling.

The flush wasn't up for my load, so I've no idea how it was able to handle some of the middens in the other cubicles. Something to do with water harvesting and a net zero building. Did the best I could, but you can't finish a job if you don't have the proper tools.

Grouptherapy

Had a small feed of a German lager last night, farts like whale song all morning after it. Just sluiced out a well proportioned load - feeling all set for the weekend now!

EmmetSpiceland

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122510369#Comment_122510369

Just watch out for any gassy “aftershocks”, G. There can be a couple just waiting to exit and you think because you’ve slopped out that it’ll be fine.

But then it’s not fine and you’ve unleashed a, seriously, ripe one that stings the eyes.

Stay vigilant, stay safe.

Grouptherapy

Noted Emmet.

I've to stop in Lidl on the way home so that would be an ideal environment to release. Have had good results in the past cropdusting wans checking the dates in the dairy section. Takes them a moment to realise…

Brendan Bendar

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122503347#Comment_122503347

Hope you are not going down to the ‘picnic’?

Poor lad I knew back in the day invited a couple of young heifers down with him.

Said he would have ‘ the tent’ ready for them.Unfortunately he over indulged in the Pear Cider early on

and ssquarted a ripe load of watery midden at pressure over the inside of the tent.

Had to abandon ship and afterwards the lasses described the tent as smelling like a slit trench in Vietnam.

Not a successful weekend as he said the heifers ‘got a batther up’ at prospect of the weekend under canvas.