What's the etiquette here??

Roger Hassenforder

Or he could have bought a designated thermos flask for his stools , easy transport. No odour, no septicity. Very discrete..

But no, fcuking frisbees from people who should know better

padd b1975

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

What did you have Brendan? You strike me as a liver, onion, baked beans and oven chips man.

Definitely a one pot operator.

Slurps the concoction over a couple of days and wipes the gob with a threadbare tea towel.

Brendan Bendar

Hmmm poor Bren getting a lot of shade thrown his way.

For the record it was a tasty salad of ham,beef, egg,side salad,garnished with parsley.

NIce crusty brown rolls,lightly buttered.

The pewter got a right good splattering later, no need the fire up the yankee candle though.

Roger Hassenforder

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Hmmm poor Bren getting a lot of shade thrown his way.

For the record it was a tasty salad of ham,beef, egg,side salad,garnished with parsley.

NIce crusty brown rolls,lightly buttered.

The pewter got a right good splattering later, no need the fire up the yankee candle though.

Careful Brennars, I've only recently realised this lot is a fickle bunch, they turn on their own faster than you can flick a shît of a path with a stick

tgdaly

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Careful Brennars, I've only recently realised this lot is a fickle bunch, they turn on their own faster than you can flick a shît of a path with a stick

We'd never turn on Brennars, only lads who ram their sh1te down the same sink where they wash prawns

Deebles McBeebles

If the humble toothbrush is a germ-ridden danger to those of us with normal toilet habits, imagine how much that chaps family are in danger of a good dose of bacteria. Depending on how many are in said family it could potentially get very messy indeed.

Our man on the sink, the missus using the potty and any offspring fighting for themselves to find a place to relieve the brown sickness building inside them.

Having said that, he shan't be turned away from this thread. This collective of enlightened fecal warriors is better than that.

Roger Hassenforder

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Our man on the sink, the missus using the potty and any offspring fighting for themselves to find a place to relieve the brown sickness building inside them.

Having said that, he shan't be turned away from this thread. This collective of enlightened fecal warriors is better than that.

Exactly Deebles, we're a faecal passage and effect mitigation support group, and off specification root cause analysis, not a Public Health Advisory group.

Maybe we need to firm up on our rules of incorporation, potential clients will be assured of what exactly they can expect.

Brendan Bendar

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Careful Brennars, I've only recently realised this lot is a fickle bunch, they turn on their own faster than you can flick a shît of a path with a stick

Well spotted Roger, and it’s usually the snipers from the sidelines have the cut.

I don’t mind admitting the ‘one pot ‘tag and the ‘threadbare dishcloth’ cut a bit,given that the Brenner is not a ‘chuck meat ‘ dude and the dishcloths are M&S superior items,albeit carrying the ‘stains of battle’ some of them.

But, as always, no offense taken, none whatsoever, well able to take the turbulence and buffeting of robust debate on these important issues.

May be posting from warmer climes next week and will report on the facilities or more correctly, lack of them, in due course.

Those big sardines leave a ferocious fent in the confined areas.

Roger Hassenforder

tgdaly wrote: »

We'd never turn on Brennars, only lads who ram their sh1te down the same sink where they wash prawns

The prawns are not our concern.

EmmetSpiceland

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

If the humble toothbrush is a germ-ridden danger to those of us with normal toilet habits, imagine how much that chaps family are in danger of a good dose of bacteria. Depending on how many are in said family it could potentially get very messy indeed.

Our man on the sink, the missus using the potty and any offspring fighting for themselves to find a place to relieve the brown sickness building inside them.

Having said that, he shan't be turned away from this thread. This collective of enlightened fecal warriors is better than that.

Are you implying that he could be some sort of modern day, male, “Lucrezia Borgia”?

Deebles McBeebles

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Are you implying that he could be some sort of modern day, male, “Lucrezia Borgia”?

There certainly could be something to the rumours that they are/were both in possession of a hollow, poisonous ring.

gerrybbadd

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Not sure whether "cross pollination" of threads is acceptable here. But your carry on in the crisp thread was nothing short of disgraceful. I'm not sure whether you're welcome here anymore gerry. Might need to take a vote. Not sure if I'm comfortable to have tayto crisp enthusiasts here being honest.

Ah Paddy would you ever kiss my arse would ya? My carry on? Don't even bother. You were a disgrace. That goes for all your acolytes thanking your post as well.

gerrybbadd

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Don’t think you’re seeing the “big picture” here, R.

While I agree shítting liquified, acrid, scuttle on to roller out cling film could prove troublesome but if the films was “draped” over the, out of action, toilet bowl it could then be “flattened out” and frozen before any, what I would consider unnecessary, work would be done to it.

Let’s not be too “hasty” before we dismiss these things.

Emmet gets it. Roger, go back and read the comment. There was no mention of moulds for shaping. You are overthinking it.

Into the cling film, press down flat with your hand, a few strategic presses with the finger tips, and suddenly, you have a shít discus

Roger Hassenforder

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

tgdaly wrote: »

We'd never turn on Brennars, only lads who ram their sh1te down the same sink where they wash prawns

The prawns are not our concern.

They will be after being prepared in that sink!

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

A lot of compassion in this thread. A forgiving and kind community to be fair. But that individual has spoiled langoustines for me. As I'm snapping off their little heads and removing their ugly black digestive tracts in the future, which is an already gruesome and rather smelly job, I'll be remembering this awl fellah, with the brown fingerprints, and brown lines of excrement collected up under his fingernails, and the brown cuticles, doing exactly the same as myself, albeit a little more clumsily, like some kind of weird step brother born without a brain and baptized at forty in a plastic toddler’s potty to pay for the sins of the world. I reckon the smell of seawater and the sight of crustacean blood and bits of fish brain will unsettle my stomach and cause me to rush to the toilet to throw up going forward. I’m like your man that could never again watch violent movies in Clockwork Orange, so best wishes for the future, but phuck you too IIGeminiII you poo-fingered freak.

Deebles McBeebles

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Ah Paddy would you ever kiss my arse would ya? My carry on? Don't even bother. You were a disgrace. That goes for all your acolytes thanking your post as well.

We were all a disgrace, to be fair. Fighting amongst ourselves in a crispy fury.

Thank God we're back here now, where you can't call a lad a paedo without getting call out on it.

sligojoek

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Emmet gets it. Roger, go back and read the comment. There was no mention of moulds for shaping. You are overthinking it.

Into the cling film, press down flat with your hand, a few strategic presses with the finger tips, and suddenly, you have a shít discus

Discuss

gerrybbadd

sligojoek wrote: »

Discuss

No

padd b1975

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Well spotted Roger, and it’s usually the snipers from the sidelines have the cut.

I don’t mind admitting the ‘one pot ‘tag and the ‘threadbare dishcloth’ cut a bit,given that the Brenner is not a ‘chuck meat ‘ dude and the dishcloths are M&S superior items,albeit carrying the ‘stains of battle’ some of them.

But, as always, no offense taken, none whatsoever, well able to take the turbulence and buffeting of robust debate on these important issues.

May be posting from warmer climes next week and will report on the facilities or more correctly, lack of them, in due course.

Those big sardines leave a ferocious fent in the confined areas.

Sorry about that, I'm sure your domestic arrangements are perfectly adequate.

Enjoy the sunshine, keep off the local brews and very much on the bottled water.

Bullocks

Lads, for Jaysus sake! He hardly boiled the prawns in ****e. Don't ye know well he had the cop on to throw two boiling kettles full of water into the sink before preparing food in it???
Any one else getting a hankering for oysters? I might head into the market in Galway tomorrow for a few to get the zinc levels where they need to be

Brendan Bendar

padd b1975 wrote: »

Sorry about that, I'm sure your domestic arrangements are perfectly adequate.

Enjoy the sunshine, keep off the local brews and very much on the bottled water.

Like I said Pee, no need for apologies, and appreciate the advice.

The Bren is a thick skinned auld kernt, ....which reminds me ,must clear any Philly from under Kojaks roll-neck in case the heat sours it.

Can’t be standing over a four foot putt and the fcuking helmet feeling like the dipstick of clapped out Ford Fiesta. Froth all over the fcuker.:mad:

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Bullocks wrote: »

Lads, for Jaysus sake! He hardly boiled the prawns in ****e. Don't ye know well he had the cop on to throw two boiling kettles full of water into the sink before preparing food in it???

I'd bet twenty quid that he doesn't even have a working kettle. Sounds like a very meagre existence he has going on over there

padd b1975

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Like I said Pee, no need for apologies, and appreciate the advice.

The Bren is a thick skinned auld kernt, ....which reminds me ,must clear any Philly from under Kojaks roll-neck in case the heat sours it.

Can’t be standing over a four foot putt and the fcuking helmet feeling like the dipstick of clapped out Ford Fiesta. Froth all over the fcuker.:mad:

Indeed you can't.

Nearly as bad as having two saucers on the butt cheeks.

Kermit.de.frog

Why is this thread so popular?

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Why is this thread so popular?

Because you never devein shrimp with the same fingers and thumbs you used the night before to push doughy brown turds down the kitchen plughole Kermit.

Bullocks

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Why is this thread so popular?

If you don't get it by now Kermit you probably won't

Bullocks

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Bullocks wrote: »

Lads, for Jaysus sake! He hardly boiled the prawns in ****e. Don't ye know well he had the cop on to throw two boiling kettles full of water into the sink before preparing food in it???

I'd bet twenty quid that he doesn't even have a working kettle. Sounds like a very meagre existence he has going on over there

Well Sally , I hope he comes back to answer all our questions . I'll take your 20 quid bet aswell , might donate my winnings to getting Andreas a plumber !

Roger Hassenforder

[Deleted User] wrote: »

They will be after being prepared in that sink!

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westgolf

Senators, Congress men and midden minders,faecal strategy exponents, arise and celebrate our passage through 2700 prolific posts.

Roger Hassenforder

westgolf wrote: »

Senators, Congress men and midden minders,faecal strategy exponents, arise and celebrate our passage through 2700 prolific posts.

Passed by easily enough