Late Late Show 12th April 2019

I was in the audience one Christmas, on a diet for medical reasons at the time, what was the audience prize but a whole horde of Butlers chocolates, and me living alone with the cat.

ednwireland

Shoot the crows great pub

Say Your Number

Bon Scott is spinning in his grave.

The J Stands for Jay

Have they all been dressed by the same person?

Atlantic Dawn

Will they be sent out to 'rescue' that looperess who joined ISIS and now wants to come home?

el Fenomeno

Basically

Alf Veedersane

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Who was Ben banging?

Here you go

castletownman

Join the Irish Army Reserves.

Where you too can provide cover for banks being delivered money.

Or be in Lubbock, Texas hosing bird poo off a statue.

walshb

These nobodies are sooo interesting!

sligojoek

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Will they be playing their Eurovision hit?

'I hope not. That song wasn't one of their best. Written by John Watters. THere's always 2 or 3 of them playing unplugged in Shoots pub during the week. Always a pleasure compared to that sh1te.

CH3OH

This is basically just plugging another RTE program

Atlantic Dawn

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Here you go

A little like having a burger when you have fillet steak at home, he's a bloody fool :pac:

jojofizzio

Missed the start of this section....what’s the backstory of these bucks??

Oh this is boring, bring on the Choir of Joe Duffy’s Moaning Mothers,.

Icsics

Una is a lovely girl but my God is she boring, same interview every time

castletownman

Tubridy excelled at the camouflage training at his army trial.

But only because he was standing behind the flagpost at the time and was hidden

Andrew00

2 stunning women there

jojofizzio

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castletownman

Bernie plays football for Wexford. Machine on the field

Atlantic Dawn

He looks better built than the 4 army lads Tubs was interviewing.

Say Your Number

Is this fella an extra in Vikings?

Alf Veedersane

"I've talked to actual SAS people...they've told me what it stands for!



Super. Army. Soldiers"

Marengo

I hate all that oul shouting and effing BS to sound tough and hard. Means nothing. Some of these lads think they came through the trenches in WW1 and they're only mouth pieces that have done SFA.

Atlantic Dawn

I suppose so.

p1akuw47h5r3it

Marengo wrote: »

I hate all that oul shouting and effing BS to sound tough and hard. Means nothing. Some of these lads think they came through the trenches in WW1 and they're only mouth pieces that have done SFA.

It's to create stress for the recipient of the shouting, not to sound tough and hard per-se.

Marengo

DanDan6592 wrote: »

It's to create stress for the recipient of the shouting, not to sound tough and hard per-se.

It's still BS. I wouldn't find it stressfull. You focus on what you're doing.

Atlantic Dawn

He should ask them how real they thought Delta Force was with Chuck Norris.

CH3OH

They are just a bit too smug

Signore Fancy Pants

Marengo wrote: »

It's still BS. I wouldn't find it stressfull. You focus on what you're doing.

LOL

castletownman

Throw them into the 'meat-grinder' of Verdun in WW1 and see how strong they are mentality.

Today's combat does not compare, especially in the Irish army.

donkeykong5

Omg. This is so boooorrrriiiinnnngggg

Alf Veedersane

Marengo wrote: »

It's still BS. I wouldn't find it stressfull. You focus on what you're doing.

Of course you wouldn't.

You can be sure of that from your armchair, I'm sure.

p1akuw47h5r3it

Marengo wrote: »

It's still BS. I wouldn't find it stressfull. You focus on what you're doing.

You would. Talk to people who've actually done it. Easy to say you wouldn't when sat at home nice and warm.

Rock Lesnar

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

He should ask them how real they thought Delta Force was with Chuck Norris.

Or Arnie and the lads looking for Predator, they were proper soldiers

Say Your Number

We have valid reason to sneer at people for the moving statue thing in the eighties, the same way future generations can sneer at us for that Garth Brooks thing a few years ago.

glenfieldman

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Mena Mitty

Feckers here told me the baby gorilla from Dublin zoo was gonna be on the Late Late show tonight...and I believed them.

The moving Mary's after the break, hopefully will make up for the disappointment.

Alf Veedersane

Rock Lesnar wrote: »

Or Arnie and the lads looking for Predator, they were proper soldiers

If I learned nothing else from watching 'Platoon (and I didn't) it's that soldiers can't sing and shouldn't try singing Smokey Robinson songs

JP Liz V1

TheRiverman wrote: »

That A list guest of the night ,Tiger Roll got five minutes.Great to see his handlers and Keith Donoghue his other jockey get some air time.He is a fabulous horse.Thats it for me tonight.

That horse is on some roll

Marengo

castletownman wrote: »

Throw them into the 'meat-grinder' of Verdun in WW1 and see how strong they are mentality.

Today's combat does not compare, especially in the Irish army.

Exactly.. See where 'get a fcuking holder for your gun' will get you there.

BorneTobyWilde

Signore Fancy Pants

Marengo wrote: »

Exactly.. See where 'get a fcuking holder for your gun' will get you there.

That told them Marengo, you're the man!

Atlantic Dawn

The amount of backward fooks in the country back then.

Marengo

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Of course you wouldn't.

You can be sure of that from your armchair, I'm sure.

I don't sit in arm chairs and i've done plenty of things to a high level. I laugh at the love in some eejits have with anything with the word army,special forces etc.

Ol' Donie

I saw a bunch of moving statues in my lads in-their-late-30s 5 a side last week.

RobertKK

Optical illusion.

Alf Veedersane

Mary made a fortune selling bobble-head statues to the masses...so to speak

CH3OH

Doesn't warrant a seat on the sofa.
Actually doesn't deserve a second of air time

Berserker

Evening all. Love a few moving statue stories. Why did they stop moving after the 80s?

Atlantic Dawn

She should be locked up for her own good.