Socks getting lost in my house

maccored

i blame the washing machine. Someone was trying to invent a time portal device, but it ended up being better at washing clothes. Now it just takes the odd sock every now and then, like a sacrifice

Capt'n Midnight

Gerry G wrote: »

The all black sock option is becoming more and more appealing

Sounds good until a few years later you realise you have seven different black socks of different sizes including two that look the same but feel different on your feet because one is tighter.



Only solution is to do like kids gloves, a bit of string down one trouser leg and up the other so they are always together.

Blaizes

Blaizes wrote: »

Good tip is buy same colour sets then no problem matching up.

Just buy several sets of Priest's socks, the ones that look black, but are in fact very very very very dark blue.

Archeron

We have an area on our clothes horse called the singles bar. All the solitary survivors go there in the hope their other half will one day return. I had to do a cull a few weeks ago because it was getting out of hand. 16 brave soles were lost that day.

Capt'n Midnight

Deleted User wrote: »

Just buy several sets of Priest's socks, the ones that look black, but are in fact very very very very dark blue.

You didn't go to Habit Had did you ?

Never buy black socks in a normal shop. They will shaft you everytime.

sammyjo90

This is doing the rounds on my facebook today.


OP-you said it was impossible but look at the evidence..

Infernal Racket

sammyjo90 wrote: »

This is doing the rounds on my facebook today.


OP-you said it was impossible but look at the evidence..

I'm fetching my screw driver right now.

Infernal Racket

Archeron wrote: »

We have an area on our clothes horse called the singles bar. All the solitary survivors go there in the hope their other half will one day return. I had to do a cull a few weeks ago because it was getting out of hand. 16 brave soles were lost that day.

No exaggeration I have 57 loose single socks which have gathered over a period of roughly 5 to 6 years.

imme

Call in the ERU OP

That's the only answer

It is a perennial problem

Zorya

Gerry G wrote: »

No exaggeration I have 57 loose single socks which have gathered over a period of roughly 5 to 6 years.

Make a draught excluder using them as filling.

sammyjo90

Gerry G wrote: »

I'm fetching my screw driver right now.

Picture could also be fake. Don't be too disappointed if they arent there!:D

Infernal Racket

imme wrote: »

Call in the ERU OP

That's the only answer

It is a perennial problem

I tried. Guards laughed at me although they did send a couple of detectives around for a gander. They ate all my biscuits then they left and I haven't heard a word since. Gonna have to hire privately I think. Pesky socks

Gimme A Pound

maccored wrote: »

i blame the washing machine. Someone was trying to invent a time portal device, but it ended up being better at washing clothes. Now it just takes the odd sock every now and then, like a sacrifice

I believe you may be correct.

I have solutions to everyones problems.

Here..and..here

You're welcome.

riffmongous

maccored

Malani Short Pollution wrote: »

I believe you may be correct.

i think that photo earlier of all the socks in the bottom of the washing machine revealed its sacrificial pond