One Day At A Whine (Sweet Jesus), Liveline, 10/05/19 and dat

dxhound2005

dxhound2005 wrote: »

56 and 49.

So approximately the equivalent of only working 1.25 hours a day, on a 4-day week, for approx 400k.

Will probably finish doing the spreadsheet for 2019 today. I really hope my boss doesn't read this Forum.

Uncharted

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

So approximately the equivalent of only working 1.25 hours a day, on a 4-day week, for approx 400k.

Will probably finish doing the spreadsheet for 2019 today. I really hope my boss doesn't read this Forum.

Too late.......

Back to work ATNM !!!!!

HAVE YOUR BADGE AND YOUR GUN ON MY DESK BY 1600 HOURS !!!


You're on traffic duty !!!!

ButtersSuki

dxhound2005 wrote: »

56 and 49.

A-ha! Well spotted!

ButtersSuki

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

So approximately the equivalent of only working 1.25 hours a day, on a 4-day week, for approx 400k.

Will probably finish doing the spreadsheet for 2019 today. I really hope my boss doesn't read this Forum.

The oft-quoted €400K figureen is from memory from 2-16 caller. Do you honestly believe he hasn’t had incremental raises since?

Also, you need to compare multiple years to arrive at hourly rates etc. as days (hours) wurked per year do be do be do de do have a difference so to speak and dat. It’s very complicamated and dat.

Odyssey 2005

Joe on gravedigging duties in sutton today. D'Omen in the saddle today.

2smiggy

Just caught the end of the promo, but Damien in today , while Joe does some free book promoting.

Some thing about a family living in a car , cause the husband caught 35 mice in the house. That bit alone has potential

Odyssey 2005

Wonder will the Maria Bailey case get an airing, re: insurance rates today.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

The oft-quoted €400K figureen is from memory from 2-16 caller. Do you honestly believe he hasn’t had incremental raises since?

Also, you need to compare multiple years to arrive at hourly rates etc. as days (hours) wurked per year do be do be do de do have a difference so to speak and dat. It’s very complicamated and dat.

I reckon 2016 represented a stabilisation of RTÉ salariés, and would indeed expect salaries (fees) to have grown since then, in line with broader wage inflation in the economy.

Arent the RTÉ Top 10 salary figures usually released by June? We should have had them by now, I'd have thought.

Edit: No, December was the month of the latest release, it seems.

dxhound2005

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

So approximately the equivalent of only working 1.25 hours a day, on a 4-day week, for approx 400k.

Will probably finish doing the spreadsheet for 2019 today. I really hope my boss doesn't read this Forum.

The good news for licence payers is that any changes to his salary over the last 11 years has not cost them anything extra. Last increase in the annual licence fee was in 2008, and before that a €2 increase in 2006.

Dan Jaman

Get a couple of cats, missus.

Ally Dick

Ever heard of Rentokil, idiot?

2smiggy

was the mouse 'unwell' ?

They must be having a good diet in that house.

TomSweeney

We need this lad

Beechwoodspark

TomSweeney wrote: »

We need this lad

One of joes direct ancestors

TomSweeney

oh god, this one is a lot lot darker ...



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Ally Dick

She could even get a mouse repellent alarm that you plug in

Does de neighbour have a difference?

Dan Jaman

FFS, what's wrong with just mentioning to the neighbour that the problem is his/her's?
Drop a hint that a public health nuisance might result in the council cleaning it up and billing the tenant or even turfing him/her out.

4068ac1elhodqr

The country is coming down with spare cats after a bounty spring cat season, what do cats like to catch?
Answer. Mice.

Beechwoodspark

Damien u are forgetting the most important question that joe would ask

What color are de mice caller

Dan Jaman

Manky skank next door probably 'inherited' the council house.

2smiggy

there is only one person living in the house next door ? what sort of a condition is the inside of that house ?!?

Fairly ****ty for this woman , after paying for a house for the council to land a yoke like this next to them

Jeff2

Ally Dick wrote: »

She could even get a mouse repellent alarm that you plug in

That's probably what the neighbours did and the mice evacuated into this house.

For Forks Sake

2smiggy

did they mention which council ?

pc7

Just in, can anyone give me brief synopsis (thanks!)

Beechwoodspark

“I will, yeah”

Aka eff off

Gotta love ireland

pc7

ETA - Joe on his holiers again!

I’ll loan this to them...

Beechwoodspark

No food no mice

That’s the old slogan ?!

Murdoc90

captain whacker obvious on the line

2smiggy

is Damien saying to break into the house next door and clean up the mess, that's Joe's type of thinking

Orwellmerchant

your mother was in digs caller?

Beechwoodspark

2smiggy wrote: »

is Damien saying to break into the house next door and clean up the mess, that's Joe's type of thinking

Joe would organize some half arsed intervention

He’d get syl fox to go on location to tell a few jokes while the clean up was ongoing

pc7

Is your man hinting the mice are eating a dead body or something?

BarryD2

Sounds pretty dire, but she wouldn't just be exaggerating a tiny bit, would she? 100s of mice?

Orwellmerchant

damien talking out his hoop

2smiggy

get a cat to kill the mice, then a ferret to take care of the cats. Not sure what to use to kill off the ferrets

For Forks Sake

Ten Pin wrote: »

She's gonna need a bigger cat

Let a tiger loose in the house next door. Not sure what it'll solve, but it should be entertaining

pc7

Evict the tenant, go away out of that Damo. Then they'd be onto Joe saying they are homeless ffs

Beechwoodspark

pc7 wrote: »

Is your man hinting the mice are eating a dead body or something?

Der must be something moorrrrr dere Damien

Hint hint wink wink

2smiggy

pc7 wrote: »

Is your man hinting the mice are eating a dead body or something?

that's what came to mind for me anyway !!

Dan Jaman

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Joe would organize some half arsed intervention

He’d get syl fox to go on location to tell a few jokes while the clean up was ongoing

Ah, here; that would be cruelty to the mice.
Better a swift death in a back-breaker trap.

pc7

pc7 wrote: »

Is your man hinting the mice are eating a dead body or something?

This is what I’m thinking.

Orwellmerchant

expert on the line

For Forks Sake

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

He’d get syl fox to go on location to tell a few jokes while the clean up was ongoing

You could be onto something, not even mice would hang around to listen to Syls nonsensical ramblings

Beechwoodspark

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Ah, here; that would be cruelty to the mice.
Better a swift death in a back-breaker trap.

And that’s before June Rogers arrives on the scene

pc7

Its their lunch break Damo, course they've no comment

ChikiChiki

Institutions not pulling their weight again. In this case the council. They should be into that house like lightening and turf out the filthy tenant and get it cleaned for someone that would respect it.