One Day At A Whine (Sweet Jesus), Liveline, 10/05/19 and dat

thecretinhop

Watch "Alan Partridge's Christmas In Norwich - Knowing Me Knowing Yule - BBC" on YouTube
https://youtu.be/_iV_ooHt0bM


joes product placement hero

Ow-ral?

Why doesn't he just say aural?

Dan Jaman

"Owral" - it's not a fecking German car.

"We were never made aware we could complain"

Jesus, man. I hope whatever you study at university doesn't require assertiveness.

2smiggy

Bit late ringing live line about it, after the exam.

Oops69

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Ow-ral?

Why doesn't he just say aural?

He has to be clear , otherwise his wife will lick his ear instead of his ....,,

2smiggy

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Ow-ral?

Why doesn't he just say aural?

he's not able

Murdoc90

put up your hand and just say it ffs

Hector Savage

The 1980s CD player is probably better quality than the absolute Chinese crap you would get nowadays.

shearforce

didn't know he could complain

idiot


next call please

SEPT 23 1989

Greasy Tool

He'd get a clip round the ear off Br. Dermot if he whinged like that in our school !!

Hector Savage

Joe using the calculator on his iPhone on the sly there ....

Sir Oxman

So, a whole room of exam students sat with headphones on for 40 minutes with no/indeciphrable sound and said nothing until after 40 minutes?
Am I owralling that right??

Like your phone, caller

Oops69

He’s dealing with mere schoolkids today so he’s going to be extra rude

Dan Jaman

Sure it wasn't just a crap recording on the CD? Somebody lashing them out on an ancient Gateway.

2smiggy

Will the pigeon ****ting on the students in the exam hall in Dublin get a mention ?

Odyssey 2005

Oops69 wrote: »

He’s dealing with mere schoolkids today so he’s going to be extra rude

Daddy syndrome

shearforce

love of God, i don't know if I have the patience for this sh1te today

It felt as if it was a different language

It was French


I'm June Rogers and I'll be here all day

SEPT 23 1989

their lives are over:rolleyes:

shearforce

2smiggy wrote: »

Will the pigeon ****ting on the students in the exam hall in Dublin get a mention ?

100% that will come up

Odyssey 2005

Doing exams in her bedroom.?? Was it biology Joe?

Oops69

Some southside brat with a rich daddy will be in the highcourt in August because she missed out in medicine because of this

McDermotX

Help Joe ! ...... I fcuked up me leaving .......

Uncharted

'Traumatised' ????

The real world is patiently awaiting the arrival of this shower.

jeremyj1968

They went in to history completely traumatised. ffs

Greasy Tool

I'd say Joe'd be lovin' if "De Chlders what got dead in de Risin' " was on the Leaving curriculum .

Odyssey 2005

Instagram...must be true

2smiggy

instagram , instagram , instagram, grind schools

what a sad state of affairs

Sir Oxman

Christ almighty.

Instead of putting their hands up, they sit listening to nothing, leave the exam and are so "traumatised" they complain about it on Instagram. <--that there right now proves the world is fcked!

jeremyj1968

This wan got an A+ in Hyperbolic English

Oops69

Ah come off it with the ‘Devastated ‘
The standard will be down for everyone so it’ll even out .

Dan Jaman

Tape now? Jeez, going back to 1970.

Odyssey 2005

Devastated....why not talk to them a d reassure them so ya aul bint

Dan Jaman

Next one up will be a mime artist (in French).

Greasy Tool

We'd to listen to a gammy tape recorder with no door on it when I did french in the leaving . Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose !

2smiggy

CD's are digital , surely the sound works or it doesn't ?

Roger_007

"It was purrfect, Joe"

Odyssey 2005

Can they not do the exam again in July?. Didnt that come in this year for bereavement?

He’ll doy in an invigilator’s chair at that rate

Sir Oxman

Is there an exam for common sense?
Should be worth 99% of your points

Oops69

Oops69 wrote: »

Ah come off it with the ‘Devastated ‘
The standard will be down for everyone so it’ll even out .

Exactly. There is a bell-curve applied, so the top 10% will always get an H1, and so on all the way down.

McDermotX

2smiggy wrote: »

CD's are digital , surely the sound works or it doesn't ?

It's der fcukin ears ! All the rap rockin music !

Greasy Tool

jeremyj1968 wrote: »

This wan got an A+ in Hyperbolic English

Right load o' Hyperbolics alright !

boardise

That's funny -it sounded great on the phonograph...

Odyssey 2005

Tape
Tape
Tape..is this aulfella in the 60's

Uncharted

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Can they not do the exam again in July?. Didnt that come in this year for bereavement?

I don't think the new regulations include the "tape recorder" dying.

An aul wan... an older woman sez Joe