One Day At A Whine (Sweet Jesus), Liveline, 10/05/19 and dat

Sir Oxman

I wonder how these poor dotes will cope in the real world

Dan Jaman

"Ocurrence ocurred."
Stunning.

Mena Mitty

What way is he pronouncing aural.

Aw-ril = aural O-ril =Oral


I stand corrected of course. I've never heard anyone else say Owl-ril

somesoldiers

Mena Mitty wrote: »

What way is he pronouncing aural.

Aw-ril = aural O-ril =Oral


I stand corrected of course. I've never heard anyone else say Owl-ril

No one has ever criticised his accent.... apparently

Uncharted

Mena Mitty wrote: »

What way is he pronouncing aural.

Aw-ril = aural O-ril =Oral


I stand corrected of course. I've never heard anyone else say Owl-ril

Owril.

Dan Jaman

Sir Oxman wrote: »

I wonder how these poor dotes will cope in the real world

They've learned to put their hands up and say something before it's too late.
A valuable life lesson.

sligojoek

He or she

sligojoek

Play it again Sam

Uncharted

Dan Jaman wrote: »

They've learned to put their hands up and say something before it's too late.
A valuable life lesson.

Put your hands up for Detroit.....

Chooone.

As muffly as you are now?

Greasy Tool

own up , which of you is this ??

Sir Oxman

Dan Jaman wrote: »

They've learned to put their hands up and say something before it's too late.
A valuable life lesson.

Hmm
They're all about 17/18 years old!

2smiggy

what's a H3, H2 etc, in old money, so to speak

Uncharted

2smiggy wrote: »

what's a H3, H2 etc, in old money, so to speak

Higher level A B C

Greasy Tool

Is he talking through a snorkel ??

Orwellmerchant

What made her unwell?

Odyssey 2005

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

have we a description of the attackers?

Where the witnesses when you need them ?

Uncharted

Greasy Tool wrote: »

Is he talking through a snorkel ??

No,Joe is talking through his hole

Mena Mitty

somesoldiers wrote: »

No one has ever criticised his accent.... apparently

I'm not either.

sligojoek

Mutter thanks for making the call. Mutter mutter

Gastroenteritis...and giving it to everyone else

sligojoek

Aw gawd. Aw gawd.

Uncharted

sligojoek wrote: »

Mutter thanks for making the call. Mutter mutter

Alexander Graham Bell would have hung up on her by now.

shearforce

joe totally finished for the week now in his head

sligojoek

A cruel cruel exam.

Joe wants to move on.

Greasy Tool

it's worse than 18yr olds going to Iraq Joe !!

Dan Jaman

Uncharted wrote: »

Alexander Graham Bell would have hung up on her by now.

"Mr Watson, come here please. I can't hear a fecking word you're saying."

Odyssey 2005

Can you imagine telling Duffy that his 3 twins would have to sit their exams again next year. !

So if they don’t like the paper in future they can always “get sick” in middle of exam. A few spoonfuls of Epsom salts should make it real

shearforce

oooh an actual ad for something...lexi

sligojoek

What the fup?

Dan Jaman

Laoive?
Is that a new wurd in De Duffy Dick Shun Ary?

sligojoek

Camp or what?

Greasy Tool

Joe wishes he was dere , me bollix !

Has she doyed yet

Odyssey 2005

Finish the week with a terminal ilness

Ally Dick

Kill the music you ignoramus

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Has she doyed yet

?

barney shamrock

Pre-recorded segment.
Joe halfway home already.

2smiggy

i just vomited a bit in my mouth

Odyssey 2005

Music ??

Dan Jaman

"Take care, Pet." coming up.

Heckler

Hows her pain level ?

shearforce

"are you in pain"

How ya feelin petal?

Yer petals are luvly Joe!

jeremyj1968

Joe has all the stock MP3 files loaded and ready to fire today.

Could you imagine if D'Arcy tried to do this, we'd probably be hearing DIVORCE by Tammy Wynette playing and he'd be blaming the production team.

Mena Mitty

Greasy Tool wrote: »

Joe wishes he was dere , me bollix !

He'll pop in for the afters.

Greasy Tool

Oh FFS!! Catch you's next week !

Heckler

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"Take care, Pet." coming up.

Bingo !

Odyssey 2005

Sick sick man