One Day At A Whine (Sweet Jesus), Liveline, 10/05/19 and dat

withless

De problems un burrdens are gone from Joe's head as soon as we hear the biro hitting de desk.

2smiggy

2smiggy wrote: »

'thank you for your service'

Thanks for the 2 minute filler. GOODBYE



*Roars "BANK" Weakest link style and leaps in the Jag*

2smiggy

Just as I switch off RTE , was it Katherine Thomas in for D'Arcy I heard ? Imagine they did a show together :eek:

Can anybody determine the actual point of the last call?

I can understand a lonely aul wan or fella phoning Joe, but the point of that last call had me baffled. We all know of the existence of homeless, some more homeless than others.

An Claidheamh

Funny, the pretend homeless scammers and gypsies don't seem to have any sense of shame.

Virtue signallers can't seem to tell the difference.

Also, if they've got the O'Connell Street spot in Summer, they're likely bogus beggars.

Odyssey 2005

withless wrote: »

Joe struggling here, God help him.

I was driving when this lad started. I smelt a rat straight off. Fambily...dontchano

Odyssey 2005

shearforce wrote: »

I have a bit of a dislike for people that use the word "mummy"

Me too.;)

Odyssey 2005

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Me too.;)

Still, I wouldn’t mind having her figure and that.

dvcireland

Jimmy from Wiltshire Farm foods, a regular delivery of Meat & Two Veg to all his female customers...so to speak.

Dan Jaman

dvcireland wrote: »

Jimmy from Wiltshire Farm foods, a regular delivery of Meat & Two Veg to all his female customers...so to speak.

Looks just the type to slip them a link from time to time.

Odyssey 2005

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Still, I wouldn’t mind having her figure and that.

You can have it. Theres more meat on a butcher's apron.

Oof. Call me a prude but I know more about boardsies' sexual preferences now than I'm comfortable knowing!

2smiggy

- Concerned citizens on hearing neighbours fight, what are your thoughts, with a bit of Jacob Rees Mogg thrown in for more outrage
- Love Island, the poor women being objectified. (cue outraged ladies who would be far from being considered for love island :pac: )
- 12 year old treating new house users, they might have to move !!
- Tinder, do you use it ?

a bit of potential !!

Jupiter Mulligan

Deleted User wrote: »

Still, I wouldn’t mind having her figure and that.

Top half, yep. But the lower half is far too big for my taste.

jeremyj1968

Dr indeed.

Dan Jaman

J R-Mogg, born in 1865.

Btw, who gives a shyt about a domestic in London?

Del.Monte

Joe's knowledge of British politics is astounding. :rolleyes:

McDermotX

Brit gossiping - brought to you by Lahvlahn.

With a yank on the blower.


WTF is going on here ??

Odyssey 2005

Catholic Mogg . WTF has religion got to do with it. Will colour and sexual orientation come into the conversation ?

Odyssey 2005

Del.Monte wrote: »

Joe's knowledge of British politics is astounding. :rolleyes:

Well...he knows fuk all about anything else

2smiggy

o good, a yank living in Kerry giving her opinions that she knows nothing about. Sums up Liveline

sligojoek

"Living on the same landing, unfortunately."

Dan Jaman

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Catholic Mogg . WTF has religion got to do with it. Will colour and sexual orientation come into the conversation ?

An extremely tenuous connection, just for Joe to get some local foghorn on.

Odyssey 2005

McDermotX wrote: »

Brit gossiping - brought to you by Lahvlahn.

With a yank on the blower.


WTF is going on here ??

Welcome stranger

Beechwoodspark

Nice story missus but

Huge difference between the Austin police and an garda siochana

For Forks Sake

Beating a dog or a horse? Is that yank slang for something else?

Odyssey 2005

Sound bites from the BBC. !!

Del.Monte

Two Wows so far.

2smiggy

you were with him 4 years , why do you need the neighbours to call the police, and WTF has this got to do with Boris Johnson having an argument with his girlfriend

Dan Jaman

"I think everyone should jolly well mind their own business, quite frankly."

SEPT 23 1989

If I wanted to listen to this I would turn on the BBC

sligojoek

Huge reaction, my hole

Ally Dick

Imagine lazy Irish cops being that proactive. You'd be murdered ten times over

Odyssey 2005

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Nice story missus but

Huge difference between the Austin police and an garda siochana

They both like doughnuts.

Dan Jaman

Whenever I hear a woman shout, I reach for my recorder.
A small tune goes down well.

dhaughton99

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Beating a dog or a horse? Is that yank slang for something else?

Limerick.

Odyssey 2005

Ally Dick wrote: »

Imagine lazy Irish cops being that proactive. You'd be murdered ten times over

Then the judge would slap the murderer on the hand and say hes bold.

Odyssey 2005

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Catholic Mogg . WTF has religion got to do with it. Will colour and sexual orientation come into the conversation ?

My last Cat was named Mogg.

McDermotX

There was no answer at the door, because Boris and his squeeze were engaging in filthy, loud, angry sex. There was no argument.

Let that image sink in there.

sligojoek

"Rees Mogg"

He has a first name, you know.

Odyssey 2005

sligojoek wrote: »

Huge reaction, my hole

There is,in Joe's mind

Rock Lesnar

Deliveroo

Dan Jaman

dhaughton99 wrote: »

Limerick.

A wild-haired fella from Kent
Argued the toss with his bint
It got very stressed
Got into the press
And the neighbours got a little mint.

SEPT 23 1989

Joe bullying his callers

sligojoek

Yeah. Joe never went digging to find the politics of a caller.

MmmChocolate

Privacy laws, Joe. If a man wants to beat up a woman, or vice versa, they should be allowed to do so in the privacy of their own home without them nosy neighbours or gyardeeee.

Odyssey 2005

What was on the deliveroo order joe. Was the nerlighbour having a slap up meal.

Joe is jealous of Rhys Mogg

Del.Monte

What has Rees Mogg's birthday party got to do with anything?

Odyssey 2005

Duffy being an ignorant cock.

No I'm not new