One Day At A Whine (Sweet Jesus), Liveline, 10/05/19 and dat

DoctorEdgeWild

Some real crackpots coming on now.

Rock Lesnar

Ok ok ok, its 3, im outta here

Dan Jaman

Joe, the consummate professional, as ever.

BPKS

"Points well made"

What!

sligojoek

Researcher gone out the door like a rocket.

Odyssey 2005

Another well rehearsed and executed finish to the show by a thoroughly professional broadcaster

Odyssey 2005

Ten Pin wrote: »

Next up....

Darcy on his out of control porridge addiction

He should be in booterstown by now

sligojoek

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Another well rehearsed and executed finish to the show by a thoroughly professional broadcaster

Darcy could learn a thing or two off him. Nuacht at 4.07 the other day.

I never took it again after that 46A bus bad trip; also started seeing a fox’s head on a faux fur scarf someone in seat in front of me was wearing. In later life, post surgery in hospital, morphine had rather similar effect. Not fond of these drugs at all, and imagine people behind the wheel of s car under their effects.

Odyssey 2005

sligojoek wrote: »

Darcy could learn a thing or two off him. Nuacht at 4.07 the other day.

Heard it. Shocking. The only time that interests them is finishing time

sligojoek

Darcy is on the cannabis bandwagon now. They must have all got a memo this morning.

Odyssey 2005

sligojoek wrote: »

Darcy is on the cannabis bandwagon now. They must have all got a memo this morning.

Wrong thread caller. :)

Friends, comrades, enemies, I think I have unwittingly discovered Joe Duffy's biggest fan, and he's known to me.

Missed today's thread because I was driving my brother-in-law to the airport. He was in charge of the radio. As soon as we were outside the homely bosom of the Tipp FM radio signal, he started flicking the channels; it was 2 o'clock in the afternoon and within a few flicks he found Joe Duffy. How I regret writing this.

"Oh this eejit!", I cried "what an insufferable gobsh-te!"
-You don't like it? (as will become clear, my b-i-l is a certified foreigner)
"A class A ursehole, Mahmoud" (not his real name)
-I'll change it
"No! ... I mean let's, uh, let's just listen..."

Then the topic of cannabis came up. Mahmoud tilted his ear to the radio, clearly fascinated by the imbecile on the other end of the transmission, but he was not incredulous enough for my liking. I tried to encourage him.

"Obnoxious, isn't he, hmm?"
-He makes some very interesting points (Here I barked)
"He's a populist! A ... a ... an amateur, just listen!"
But Mahmoud only had ears for Joe
-An excellent point! Yes, yes; Two wrongs don't make a right
"Sweet Jesus. He tried to get some Brazilian journalists shot" (Here, I was desparate)
-And he used to be a probation officer you say? Yes, so wise (I considered driving the car into a ditch)
I still had one trick up my sleeve

"Would you believe, he earns 400k per year for this schtick?"

-In [my country], the wife of the Prime Minister spend this on her pussycats (I thought he was going to say something else) - He do a good job, yes?

My Christ. By the end of the programme he was totally smitten with Joe, the working class hero. I've logged his phone and wifi details, and if he ever attempts to post here in praise of Joe, I promise to ban him at once.

I am sorry.

Jeff2

Tis gas. I'd my stepson was here who lives up north when the brit guy from Bray or Wexford was on complaining about being called a Brit.

Son was wtf.

sligojoek

De greewsome dubble murder.
Cannabis
Donegal priest got an open letter from the dead telling people how to vote.

"Believe it or not "is phrase of the day. He said it about 5 times.

jeremyj1968

You have to laugh at Duffy getting angry at that election candidate the other day. Do you remember him?

Caller: "Joe we have a problem with lack of Gardaí in our area. Actually I'm running in the local elections on that issue".
Duffy: "Well I didn't know that you were gonna say that. Now I have to list off the names of all the other candidates. And that's such a f**king huge job for me, and me only getting 400k a year for sitting on my h0le."

(well something like that).

But the whole facade that they put up, that they are "completely objective" on the local and European elections, and give everybody the same air time. In all the debates they have done, they have cherry picked the candidates that they wanted on their panel shows, coincidentally those candidates from the big parties. Some of the candidates were brought in and given 30 seconds to record a message, even asking some of the candidates to re-record the message until it was something that RTE was happy with!

That's true impartiality and objectivity, RTE style.

Dan Jaman

An open letter from de DEAD complaining about gobshytes on de rajo making a living out of them.

This should be good, he’s dying to hear from de dead.

BPKS

If the fella from Co Limerick can have his dead Detective Cousin, Aunt and Uncle visit him at hospital, then why cant a dead Priest write a letter Joe?

Ally Dick

I love this stuff. Might get some people to see sense

McDermotX

Hilarious

Dan Jaman

Sounds like crackpot stuff.

And did ye explain de ins and outs of choice

jeremyj1968

RTE in anti-conservative candidate program shocker.

Roger_007

Just tuned in.............am I losing my marbles, or what?

Intelligentsia in de Mejia? Not Joe anyway.

Dan Jaman

We've only just stumbled out of the dark ages, we don't want to be falling back into that hole.

jeremyj1968

Oh this should be interesting. This lad sounds like he'll put up a fight.

Dan Jaman

De only thing I want from de dead is next week's Lotto numbers.

An Claidheamh

Joe gonna take the piss out of this guy for a while.

No chance of him doing the same to the prison authorities who let that murderer out, or the establishment politicians.

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/fine-gael-td-bailey-is-suing-top-dublin-hotel-after-she-fell-off-swing-38127834.html

SEPT 23 1989

Joes cage getting rattled two days in a row is too much to ask for

Roger_007

There was a time in Ireland when the 'dead' used to vote.........I spose there's no reason why they shouldn't write the odd letter as well.;)

Understood only Joe thought he’s God (of de airwaves)?

jeremyj1968

lol. This is great altogether.

Hector Savage

Jaysus!!! I see potential Gold ahead!!

pc7

A two hour mass!

Beechwoodspark

Sounds legit

Joe wants people with terminal news to phone de Lahvlahn, don’t be spoutin yer auld Church there.

Beechwoodspark

Cranky joe today

boardise

letter presumably written by a ghost writer ?

Odyssey 2005

It's bad enough that he wants to talk about death all the time now hes trying to talk TO the dead

Odyssey 2005

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Cranky joe today

Friday is too far away

thecretinhop

hang on hang on

McDermotX

So he didn't say 'all of the dead' ?

Odyssey 2005

Hang on hang on hang on

Beechwoodspark

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Friday is too far away

No weekend in saint tropez either

bottlebrush

my relatives wouldn't write a letter when they were alive, never mind when they are dead

Beechwoodspark

“A catlick preeesht”

SEPT 23 1989

how can you be staunch Catholic and pro choice?

Odyssey 2005

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

No weekend in saint tropez either

Bet hes still pissed the direct flight to bergerac is gone