One Day At A Whine (Sweet Jesus), Liveline, 10/05/19 and dat

2smiggy

maybe he did not want an old mongrel ??

Dan Jaman

Have a bit of manners.

McDermotX

Oooh......snarky

Roger_007

bottlebrush wrote: »

I was trying to find god but I'm dyslexic Joe

Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

He lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog!

jeremyj1968

"Will you have a bit of manners please"

Are you not familiar with the liveline etiquette caller.

BPKS

Me-Shell is a know-all

2smiggy

Feck off Me-Shell

bottlebrush

so you were sold a pup so to speak

McDermotX

Hero

Beechwoodspark

He’s embarrassed so he goes on the national airwaves

YOU MIND YOUR MANNERS!!!

Dan Jaman

Ffs, why won't she shut up?

Beechwoodspark

This won’t end well !!!

BPKS

So what we have learned from Liveline today?

Cavan people love:

1 - Not spending money
2 - Country and western music
3 - Puppy farming

"Dont be getting all righteous"

Your on the LL caller.... Go for it I say :pac:


Also bloody everyone knows where theres a puppy farm in Cavan by now

Beechwoodspark

Sharp intake from joe

Them clamps are on too tight methinks

2smiggy

Me-Shell is a very annoying. What will people do with pups if they cannot sell them ? would she prefer to drown the pups

orourkeda1977

What was the question?

BPKS

How much is that doggy in the window, the one with the waggily tail?

Dan Jaman

"How much is that doggy in de windy?"

Beechwoodspark

Haha. What was yer question joe

Beechwoodspark

Pups in a pet shop

My god shocked and appalled

McDermotX

Show us your puppies !


Next week on Lahvlan.....unwanted sexual advances

Dan Jaman

We get sold a pup every year, Joe.
With the payment for the TV licence.

Beechwoodspark

Unwritten law among the pet shop secret society

Ffs joe

Odyssey 2005

Due to gdpr I cant tell you my dogs name :)

Dan Jaman

BPKS wrote: »

So what we have learned from Liveline today?

Cavan people love:

1 - Not spending money
2 - Country and western music
3 - Puppy farming

4 - Kevin is a barstad

2smiggy

how many times does he have to be told there are no laws on puppy farms, never mind what that muppet meeeesheeelll says

BPKS

EXPUNGE
EXPUNGE

Hector Savage

Bleedin' bitches!!

Mind your language there love!!

withless

Pets, orphans, 1916, posh foreign women, drug prices, GDPR, celebrities from the 60's...

Beechwoodspark

NOBODY can look after

300
Breeding
Bitches

Clear?

2smiggy

wexford carlow cavan and cork are the puppy farming hot spots

Dan Jaman

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

NOBODY can look after

300
Breeding
Bitches

Clear?

Frankly, I doubt even the Sheikh of Araby could manage that.

Beechwoodspark

Gerard wants to do 10 years in the joy over this

Odyssey 2005

Twink on line 3

2smiggy

bought a dog from a farm farm , the horror

jeremyj1968

"Gerard, yeah, Gerard".

What an ignorant b*ll*x he really is. Does he expect the callers all to have a f**king screen in front of them as well?

Dan Jaman

Right so, anyone who ever bought a dog from anywhere in the countryside can phone in with tales of how their mutt threw up in the car.

BPKS

Joe cut him off just as he was getting to the juicy details - whoy Joe, whoy?

Odyssey 2005

Bye me-che-lle

Del.Monte

Confused man gets lost on way to farm. Buys dog from a farm - does that make it a puppy farm. :rolleyes:

jeremyj1968

That story from the gay lad sounds like it's made up.

Beechwoodspark

jeremyj1968 wrote: »

That story from the gay lad sounds like it's made up.

Total attention seeker

Failed media career in Ireland so effed off to London.

orourkeda1977

Did Joe just catch the gay?

jeremyj1968

How long have you been working on that "joke", Joe?

Dan Jaman

A call plugging his website, then.

BPKS

Caller: Its a long story Joe

<Joe rubs hands>

orourkeda1977

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Total attention seeker

Failed media career in Ireland so effed off to London.

Hs he failed there yet?

McDermotX

Unless Joe gets George Clooney on the line, I've no idea why this piece is on.


And no, I'm not new here.