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How BOARDS "smells" as a social media site.

[Deleted User] · 2019-05-19 18:06:37

The food section will smell quite culinary. The models section used to smell for me like ploystyrene cement and super glue, but this has been replaced by the motors of drones and quadcopters. The Gentlemen's Lounge has a whiff of expensive cogne, just a whiff mind you, as a fent myself. What smells does boards evoke for…

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19-05-2019 7:06pm

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The food section will smell quite culinary.
The models section used to smell for me like ploystyrene cement and super glue, but this has been replaced by the motors of drones and quadcopters.
The Gentlemen's Lounge has a whiff of expensive cogne, just a whiff mind you, as a fent myself.
What smells does boards evoke for you?

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#2 19-05-2019 7:08pm
theguzman

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Deleted User wrote: »

The food section will smell quite culinary.
The models section used to smell for me like ploystyrene cement and super glue, but this has been replaced by the motors of drones and quadcopters.
The Gentlemen's Lounge has a whiff of expensive cogne, just a whiff mind you, as a fent myself.
What smells does boards evoke for you?

Pig Slurry from a Cavan farmer spreading it on a wet day.

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#3 19-05-2019 7:11pm
lbc2019

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Chem trails

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#4 19-05-2019 7:12pm
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Deleted User wrote: »

The food section will smell quite culinary.
The models section used to smell for me like ploystyrene cement and super glue, but this has been replaced by the motors of drones and quadcopters.
The Gentlemen's Lounge has a whiff of expensive cogne, just a whiff mind you, as a fent myself.
What smells does boards evoke for you?

There's a bang of want off this thread....

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#5 19-05-2019 7:14pm
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#6 19-05-2019 7:15pm
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A strong waft of wankery would be the most prominent.

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#7 19-05-2019 7:17pm
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Smell of awful bullshìt from AH

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#8 19-05-2019 7:19pm
Sonny noggs

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Smell of benji?

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#9 19-05-2019 7:34pm
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Deleted User wrote: »

The food section will smell quite culinary.
The models section used to smell for me like ploystyrene cement and super glue, but this has been replaced by the motors of drones and quadcopters.
The Gentlemen's Lounge has a whiff of expensive cogne, just a whiff mind you, as a fent myself.
What smells does boards evoke for you?

In actual fact that's the smell of a build-up of smegma.

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#10 19-05-2019 7:36pm
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Aristocratic clunge.

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#11 19-05-2019 7:37pm
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Beardy McWeedy with a whole bang of vegan liberal nonsense and the hint of collective shaming.

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#12 19-05-2019 7:55pm
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Deleted User wrote: »

The Gentlemen's Lounge has a whiff of expensive cogne, just a whiff mind you, as a fent myself.

Lovely little village Cogne, but I dont remember any particular odour from it, expensive or otherwise.

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#13 19-05-2019 8:17pm
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Ass

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#14 19-05-2019 8:34pm
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Dunno. Haven't been able to smell anything ever since I got kicked in the face.

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Like a slightly sweaty Metallica T-shirt.

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#16 19-05-2019 8:45pm
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Like a sweet and sour curry...
The sweet smell of smug virtue signalling, punctuated by the peppery aroma of the bitter keyboard warrior.

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#17 19-05-2019 8:57pm
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Like the jacks after Johnny Flash has paid his morning visit.

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#18 19-05-2019 9:01pm
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After Hours smells like the nicotine-stained fingers of a 52-year-old taxi driver who drives a Skoda Octavia, reads the Evening Herald, listens to 4FM, enjoys a few pints of Smithwicks every night and doesn't think it's necessary to wash his hands after going to the toilet unless they actually come into direct contact with urine or fecal matter. The radio forum smells similar, but he has a tricolour on the back of the Octavia, to subtly let potential passengers know that he's not a foreigner.

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#19 19-05-2019 9:04pm
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Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

After Hours smells like the nicotine-stained fingers of a 52-year-old taxi driver who drives a Skoda Octavia, reads the Evening Herald, listens to 4FM, enjoys a few pints of Smithwicks every night and doesn't think it's necessary to wash his hands after going to the toilet unless they actually come into direct contact with urine or fecal matter. The radio forum smells similar, but he has a tricolour on the back of the Octavia, to subtly let potential passengers know that he's not a foreigner.

Why does someone like you always need to bring immigration / foreigners into every thread?

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#20 19-05-2019 10:17pm
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Sonny noggs wrote: »

Why does someone like you always need to bring immigration / foreigners into every thread?

Posters like you, who take everything so seriously, are the absolute ruination of After Hours.

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#21 19-05-2019 10:20pm
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Sonny noggs wrote: »

Why does someone like you always need to bring immigration / foreigners into every thread?

Inclusivity.

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#22 19-05-2019 11:29pm
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It needs a bath.

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#23 20-05-2019 6:37am
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The Gentlemen's Club - Brut
Oulwans 'n' Oulfellas - Stale cabbage and wee
Louth - Laundered diesel
Wexford - Strawberries
Donegal - A 2004 black Volkswagen Passat with an Irish reg and a yellow rear plate, being driven too quickly by a teenage boy on his dad's insurance
Dublin - Heroin
Farming - Cow shit
Talk to: Eircom - Bull shit
Sheep - Sheep

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#24 20-05-2019 8:57am
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No ordinary Stink Bomb thread of mine so.

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#25 20-05-2019 9:15am
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That fcucking etiquette/shiite thread smells like irritable bowel syndrome.

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#26 20-05-2019 9:23am
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Smells of elderberries.

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Smells of almonds....

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Sonny noggs wrote: »

Why does someone like you always need to bring immigration / foreigners into every thread?

Some people dont know how else to spend their day so post here for attention.

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#29 20-05-2019 12:03pm
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Something's rotten in this online site alright.

Know anyone who picks up roadkill to cook and eat? Documented on YouTube vids too.

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#30 20-05-2019 12:04pm
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It smells like leather bound books and a rich mahogany.

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#31 20-05-2019 12:06pm
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It reeks of putinfaction

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