Love Island 2019 (Please See Note In OP...)

gmisk

Still Ill wrote: »

Didn't he say that two of his friends are building the website? Sounds like he's doing **** all. Nice way to dodge the question though! Spoofer.

I think he said him and his mate....why has it taken years?!?
Yeah he doesn't work let's be honest

SusieBlue

The new guy has a look of Simon Harris about him.

ibarelycare

SusieBlue wrote: »

The new guy has a look of Simon Harris about him.

He looks like Nick Grimshaw, and seems about as annoying.

LirW

SusieBlue wrote: »

The new guy has a look of Simon Harris about him.

I read that in Simon Harris' voice.

ibarelycare

I always wonder when they’re on the dates to they get to finish their bottles of prosecco. If I was sitting there waiting for my second date I’d be milling the first bottle before the second comes along

ibarelycare

Curtis is even less interested in the Maura/Curtis storyline than we are

anewme

ibarelycare wrote: »

I always wonder when they’re on the dates to they get to finish their bottles of prosecco. If I was sitting there waiting for my second date I’d be milling the first bottle before the second comes along

Id want the bottle for myself.

Dont do sharing.

KatW4

Curtis is full of ****.

Why did they bring in two ugly people?

vladmydad

So Curtis went on a date ..... meanwhile I hear Amy is coming back to the villa

BettePorter

Tell.me.about your previous relationships ? Ideal first date first question. Jesus.

gmisk

anewme wrote: »

Id want the bottle for myself.

Dont do sharing.

I'd want the bottle after drinking it to club that Chris fella with... total wreck the head

JeffKenna

Bt rude from Maura

vladmydad

SusieBlue wrote: »

The new guy has a look of Simon Harris about him.

Yes that Dracula look

LirW

Why is the hideaway completely unused. I'm disappointed, there aren't not enough raunchy things going on.

ibarelycare

New guy is such a wanker

TheChosenOne_

Haha does anybody else find Ovie in the background hilarious? You can just hear him pop up with funny one liners the whole time

Still Ill

Anyone else get the uncontrollable urge to put their foot through the tv when Curtis calls one of the girls a 'young lady'?

donkeykong5

vladmydad wrote: »

So Curtis went on a date ..... meanwhile I hear Amy is coming back to the villa

Ha ha. Brilliant

mojesius

Ah poor aul Maura

anewme

Curtis has beady squinty little eyes.

Never trust a person with small eyes.

gmisk

vladmydad wrote: »

Yes that Dracula look

Sickly Victorian child look

KatW4

LirW wrote:

Why is the hideaway completely unused. I'm disappointed, there aren't not enough raunchy things going on.

Has it only been used once this year? Was due to be used another time with Maura but didn't go ahead. Such a waste.

gmisk

LirW wrote: »

Why is the hideaway completely unused. I'm disappointed, there aren't not enough raunchy things going on.

I'd say they are renting it out on air bnb

LirW

I admire how Maura has absolutely no problem with leaving her dignity at the front door.

BettePorter

Curtis would look so much better with less hair. Meanwhile maura is soooo full of **** with the jealousy Craic.

gmisk

In fairness Maura is great oul craic you would miss her if she wasnt in it

BettePorter

Should give the hideaway to Maura and curtis. Be funny watching Maura chase Curtis round the bed to Benny hill music.

Rikand

There we go Joanna

gmisk

Joanna is fit....til she speaks