Love Island 2019 (Please See Note In OP...)

IAMAMORON

Joe strikes me as the type of creep that would lock you in the bedroom.

Total control freak.

KatW4

IAMAMORON wrote:

Total control freak.

He's so weird. I actually hate watching him.

BettePorter

Tommy is so full of ****

Ok I’m out. I just can’t. And I watch so much ****e but just can’t stomach it at all!!!

LirW

Ugh Joe is a full-on creep. But I hope that he'll totally make a show of himself in the Villa when he loses his sh1t the next time.

LirW

Also I hope Anton wins because he's so in love with Anton.

maxsmum

Tommy's definitely brain damaged.
He'd want to give up that boxing lark.

maxsmum

BoredwithLife wrote: »

Since Yewande is a scientist do you reckon she will find chemistry on the island? :-)

She didn't like chemistry.
Also she doesn't like sponges.

jluv

BettePorter wrote: »

Tommy is so full of ****

And it's not even good ****..hes so fake its cringe:o

IAMAMORON

BettePorter wrote: »

Tommy is so full of ****

Gotta love it though. He is a trier.

BettePorter

For the love of Christ pls....he didn't just have to learn how to make a cup of tea???

LirW

How as an Englishman can you not know how to make a cup of tea?!?

IAMAMORON

LirW wrote: »

Ugh Joe is a full-on creep. But I hope that he'll totally make a show of himself in the Villa when he loses his sh1t the next time.

It is not going to end well. Scary enough.

LirW

The guys are too giddy for my taste. I want to see some real drama, shouting matches etc!
I hope the new guy brings some good tension.

BettePorter

Joes wondering is it technically a one night stand if the girl is still in your room !!!!

IAMAMORON

Sherifo loves it like that, smooooth operator.

jluv

I'm liking Sherif and Anna at the moment and didn't expect to like either of them.

Man Vs ManUre

So when does the riding start?? Is there even a do bits society this year??

LirW

jluv wrote: »

I'm liking Sherif and Anna at the moment and didn't expect to like either of them.

I find Anna kinda sweet!
She was sent on the show as this year's plus size contestant but is she really? Anyway she's quite pretty!

KatW4

Tommy and Anton fighting over Molly Mae by making her tea and cooking breakfast. Ridiculous. But quite funny!

ShamoBuc

Put their names together....thought she was going to say Tampon.

ShamoBuc

#Omlettegate

Alf Veedersane

This Tommy-Anton craic is just two different varieties of moron. Jesus christ.

IAMAMORON

Is's gas how they mix it up. Not one scene where Yewande is watching Anton chasing Molly. Now she is on her date with the new guy.

passremarkable

Anton just chatting everyone up.

BettePorter

Here's another fella now with a weirdly proportioned face. The top half doesn't fit quite right with the bottom .

ShamoBuc

Poor episode.

Basq

Jesus, they need some fireworks in this sharpish.

Dreary stuff!

LirW

BettePorter wrote: »

Here's another fella now with a weirdly proportioned face. The top half doesn't fit quite right with the bottom .

It's called "douchebag" jawline.

IAMAMORON

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

She's just so flattered and taking the time to compose the perfect response so that you'll want to take her out when she escapes the villa.

Yeh …. I was thinking that. I will give it a day or so, I only sent the messages late yesterday.

Dirkziggler

IAMAMORON wrote: »

Yeh …. I was thinking that. I will give it a day or so, I only sent the messages late yesterday.

Are you the Irish answer to Joe. If you can no longer see her profile your definitely not blocked.

Gwynplaine

passremarkable wrote: »

Anton just chatting everyone up.

The lads included.

Dirkziggler

I hate Anton and I'm a very flaci.... I mean placid guy. He literally just clings onto anyone who will entertain him. He wants the dollar. I'm liking Anna and Sharif and Curtis and Amy are cool.

IAMAMORON

Dirkziggler wrote: »

Are you the Irish answer to Joe. If you can no longer see her profile your definitely not blocked.

I don't think there is an answer to Joe to be fair.

Do you think Joe will know I have been sending her PM's ?

Dirkziggler

IAMAMORON wrote: »

I don't think there is an answer to Joe to be fair.

Do you think Joe will know I have been sending her PM's ?

You wanna hope not or you end up like Norman Bates mother

Just joined the thread - I find Tommy as dull as f*ck. Which is a problem since the show has been mostly centered around him so far. The minute he starts talking I zone out from pure boredom.

SusieBlue

I'm warming to Anton, he's just a little clueless eejit. He seems to continuously embarrass himself and he isn't even aware of it.
He's been the butt of so many jokes and he just takes it in his stride.
When Amber started moaning about him using her razor last night I felt so sorry for him - je had just used something that was probably used on her private parts on his face! If anything he was the one who should have been complaining and its not like she had to pay for them :pac:

Fluorescence

First year watching this and not sure what to make of it. Tommy is thick as two planks and obviously thinks he's some kind of smooth operator. When someone has to keep saying how nice and "straight up" they are, I start to zone out. As Molly Mae said there yesterday, he's got no chat in him at all. Dull as dishwater.

Anton is just gunning for anything that moves that will have him at the moment :pac:

Loving Yewande and Michael though, hope they end up going for each other, they're very sweet

Fluorescence

First year watching this and not sure what to make of it. Tommy is thick as two planks and obviously thinks he's some kind of smooth operator. When someone has to keep saying how nice and "straight up" they are, I start to zone out. As Molly Mae said there yesterday, he's got no chat in him at all. Dull as dishwater.

Anton is just gunning for anything that moves that will have him at the moment :pac:

Loving Yewande and Michael though, hope they end up going for each other, they're very sweet

Dirkziggler

Fluorescence wrote: »

First year watching this and not sure what to make of it. Tommy is thick as two planks and obviously thinks he's some kind of smooth operator. When someone has to keep saying how nice and "straight up" they are, I start to zone out. As Molly Mae said there yesterday, he's got no chat in him at all. Dull as dishwater.

Anton is just gunning for anything that moves that will have him at the moment :pac:

Loving Yewande and Michael though, hope they end up going for each other, they're very sweet

Michael played for Amber last night she semi reciprocated. I'm surprised how dull Tommy is coming from the Furys they are all quite loud.

Alf Veedersane

SusieBlue wrote: »

I'm warming to Anton, he's just a little clueless eejit. He seems to continuously embarrass himself and he isn't even aware of it.

I cringe at how cocky he is. When Anna starts saying about 'this guy' having a great body, he smiled knowing she meant him.

Except she didn't. Probably my favourite moment of the whole thing.


Starts banging on about his quad sweep and pointing to where quads should be.

Gwynplaine

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

I cringe at how cocky he is. When Anna starts saying about 'this guy' having a great body, he smiled knowing she meant him.

Except she didn't. Probably my favourite moment of the whole thing.


Starts banging on about his quad sweep and pointing to where quads should be.

And he's gay.

maxsmum

Gwynplaine wrote: »

And he's gay.

Lads everyone has gone on this car crash tv of a show as apparently heterosexual. Can we not keep diverting to accusing them of being closeted. If they are that's their prerogative. Let's assume they're straight as they say they are (and just slag them brutally for everything else)

IAMAMORON

maxsmum wrote: »

Lads everyone has gone on this car crash tv of a show as apparently heterosexual. Can we not keep diverting to accusing them of being closeted. If they are that's their prerogative. Let's assume they're straight as they say they are (and just slag them brutally for everything else)

I agree, except for Curtis though, he is a bit gay in fairness... and come to think of it Anton is as well. So I actually don't agree with you now. Forget what I just said please.

Faugheen

Curtis grew up mostly around women through the ballroom dancing, so he’s used to being around them and probably explains why he’s a bit camp.

He’s the only bloke in there with any game though. He makes them all laugh, he entertains and he comes across as very funny as well. He just knows how to chat to women and have the craic with them.

The rest of them (except maybe Joe) don’t know what to once they say ‘you’re fit’.

Tommy saying Molly’s most attractive quality was her teddy bear. He had an open goal and absolutely bottled it.

Alf Veedersane

Faugheen wrote: »

Curtis grew up mostly around women through the ballroom dancing, so he’s used to being around them and probably explains why he’s a bit camp.

He’s the only bloke in there with any game though. He makes them all laugh, he entertains and he comes across as very funny as well. He just knows how to chat to women and have the craic with them.

He's probably the only one that has more than one dimension.

LirW

Anton isn't gay, Anton is just in love with Anton. Why else would you get yourself a Porsche for his 21st?

I just love him, he's next level simple and so oblivious.

IAMAMORON

I watched the trailer for tonight and it looks like the girls are going to turn on Molly Mae.

Da Bitches are gonna start fighting.... coooooool, finally.

donkeykong5

Just remembering how brilliant coleen nolan and Kim were!

IAMAMORON

Is Amber just wearing a green bra ?