Love Island 2019 (Please See Note In OP...)

Gwynplaine

Couldn't make tea, and now he says he has never been in a supermarket before.

razorblunt

Maura has become horrifically cringey, every comment that lands flat with Curtis leads to “I’m joking” she even followed up with “unless you want”. If that was a guy the memes would have started already.



Also, it’s a bloody lollipop.

gmisk

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Couldn't make tea, and now he says he has never been in a supermarket before.

Who is he the fecking queen?!?

Alf Veedersane

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Couldn't make tea, and now he says he has never been in a supermarket before.

Thinking back to his age, I was in college, and there were plenty of lads as clueless in the kitchen as he is.

Adamocovic

Now time to blow the Anton thing out of proportion

Adamocovic

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Thinking back to his age, I was in college, and there were plenty of lads as clueless in the kitchen as he is.

I know a lad who did his first load of washing clothes for the first time recently.

Shocked so I was. Lived close to home and would bring it to the mother! Couldn't believe it.

jojofizzio

“Gaw-lick fackin bread” ......

gmisk

Jesus that "food" looks shocking..did they do it blindfolded?!

jojofizzio

Curtis is going to get some land when he gets released back into the real world I think

jojofizzio

Molly must be getting ready for Mass

Hococop

They are going to hang Anton for nothing

el Fenomeno

More scripted nonsense.

gmisk

Hococop wrote: »

They are going to hang Anton for nothing

Molly Mae is such a bloody stirrer!
She has form for it....tell me I won't tell anyone!...I give it about 5 minutes max before she tells people

ChikiChiki

The most obvious scripting ever! Joanna is sitting miles away from the other 2.

Sittingpretty

Molly looks full on tinker chic tonight with those earrings and her horrible bun.

razorblunt

Molly Mae is another weapon.

None of them could keep that convincing. You could see Tommy trying to remember what to do.

Nice of the producers to build up him and MM whilst chipping away at the closest rivals.

Alf Veedersane

Tommy is a spa and Molly is a shítehawk.

Hococop

gmisk wrote: »

Molly Mae is such a bloody stirrer!
She has form for it....tell me I won't tell anyone!...I give it about 5 minutes max before she tells people

And make it sound ten times worse

Did it a week back to Joanna

gmisk

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Tommy is a spa and Molly is a shítehawk.

****ehawk is such an underrated term.

I see very little chemistry with Michael and Joanna....going nowhere in real world

donkeykong5

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

donkeykong5 wrote: »

Cant get young Bruce Forsythe image out of.my head now.

My work here is done.

Told loads of people now. And they all agree. Ha

gmisk

Yeah Anna it was a s#x shop not a supermarket...he was in a sling!
Wise the hell up

Hococop

Have to laugh at Anna, pissed Jordan wouldn't say it considering you ratted the last time he told you something

Alf Veedersane

Is Anna really 28?

She's acting like a child.

Jordan did the right thing. Tommy did a spa thing.

JeffKenna

That anton stuff just makes me not want to watch love Island anymore.

LirW

Anton looks like he's gonna start WW3 with the girls, I'd love to see some Anton action, he has shown in the last that he has no time for bullsh.

Regarding the vote, I think Anna's days might be numbered, same for Joanna and Michael. Ovie and Tommy are too popular.

Adamocovic

Don't know who's worse. Molly for saying she wouldn't tell anyone then goes to tell Ana the biggest gossiper out there or Tommy for stupidly telling her.

Clearly was a joke now blown up. Jordan the poor fecker didnt want to stir things and now has to deal with Ana's ****.

Also Michael. Pack your bags son.

Sittingpretty

Jordan seems like a decent enough skin. He should start running from Anna and never look back.

razorblunt

Has to be scripted, if not, Tommy is an arséhole of the highest order for deliberately dropping his friend in it. The whole “it wasn’t ME who did it” sounded so forced though.

ShamoBuc

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Is Anna really 28?

She's acting like a child.

Jordan did the right thing. Tommy did a spa thing.

Of course he did. She's a muppet of the highest order. Tommy is such a wimp of a fella really, no back bone at all.
Jordan is getting more and more likeable when he does things like that.

RugbyLover123

Is trust not the basis of any relationship? And MM just broke the trust for ratting? If I was Tommy id be like nah if I can’t trust you with that then I can’t trust you at all?