Love Island 2019 (Please See Note In OP...)

Purple Lemons

Oh that accent thrown in with them is tv gold.

Molly out Maura in plzndtnx

Dirkziggler

Rmgblue wrote: »

Do people from longford really sound like this? Christ

It's beyond the pale. I'm excluding it from the 26 counties from now on. Brits or Iceland can have it

Alf Veedersane

Fúck you all hating Midlands accents.

ShamoBuc

Is she your type?
Yeah she's my type, but I dont really have a type.

Tommy really isn't a rocket scientist.

LirW

Why is she not eating that lovely starter?!

ShamoBuc

I would definitely have jumped on that.

They are soooooo cut from the same cloth!

IAMAMORON

" I WUDDA JUMPT ON DHAT "

Catchphrase of summer 2019. It's over for IIWII.

Dirkziggler

ShamoBuc wrote: »

I would definitely have jumped on that.

They are soooooo cut from the same cloth!

Why is she his sister

el Fenomeno

I haven't thought any of their feelings have been genuine this season - be it love, sadness, anger etc. - I haven't believed any of them. It's all felt very fake, but this jealousy is 100% genuine and it's brilliant.

KatW4

Molly is a psycho!!!

Faugheen

Maura's clearly in there for a short period of time but with the premise of causing absolute mayhem.

Dirkziggler

She's a buck bag. 50 bag and she'd come home.

ShamoBuc

I can imagine screaming his name.......quality girl after 15 minutes!

Dirkziggler

ShamoBuc wrote: »

I can imagine screaming his name.......quality girl after 15 minutes!

Was thinking the same.

Alf Veedersane

Hahahaha, fúck Molly

corkboy38

She's filth

ShamoBuc

Dirkziggler wrote: »

Why is she his sister

Dont think that would stop either of them.

Purple Lemons

I've changed my mind keep Molly in too for the craic finally a bit of entertainment

Underground

Ah lads that culchie is vile. Beautiful but disgusting.

Aisling(",)

I would love Tommy to get a tv show where he learns to cook. It'd be comedy gold!

SusieBlue

Maura has a mouth like a sewer. She’s going to cause mayhem and I’m living for it.
I was kinda bored up till now but I have high hopes that the next few days will be very interesting!

corkboy38

Anyone have a timetable for buses to Longford? I need to get up there for the weekend..... last minute plans.

IAMAMORON

The Longford Screamer....

LirW

Oh yes, Maura in there is going to be good, that's the kind of wife that demands you to earn a million so she can pursue her "model career", then rides the gardener, blames everything on you and kicks you out of the house.

This is going to be great.

corkboy38

Didn't take long - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7132787/Love-Islands-Maura-Higgins-warned-shows-bosses-shouting-f-got-camera.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailUK

Angliru

Maura would drink the Nile River dry

mojesius

Finally getting interesting with Midlands Mayhem Maura in the house.

Amy's a bit of a bunny boiler. I could see Curtis cringing a bit.
I still don't buy the Joe/Lucie romance, she'll dump him when a better option comes along, he's very odd.

Hope Anton somehow manages to stay. Him and Amber are the most entertaining out of the lot of them (and it has been fairly dull so far).

jluv

Well Maura is a potty mouth anyway:eek: I think the f word was used more in the last few mins than in the series so far.

RoryMac

corkboy38 wrote: »

Didn't take long - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7132787/Love-Islands-Maura-Higgins-warned-shows-bosses-shouting-f-got-camera.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailUK

From that article

She was quoting from 2009 cult film The Hangover which has been criticised for stereotyping in wake of #MeToo

:pac::pac:

What kind of person takes the Hangover seriously??

Andrew00

Could see ur wan Maura commiting suicide with all the abuse she's getting/will get

Not funny.

Dirkziggler

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Not funny.

He's joking I'd imagine

ShamoBuc

RoryMac wrote: »

From that article

:pac::pac:

What kind of person takes the Hangover seriously??

Same people that read the daily fail apparently.

bigpink

LirW wrote: »

Oh yes, Maura in there is going to be good, that's the kind of wife that demands you to earn a million so she can pursue her "model career", then rides the gardener, blames everything on you and kicks you out of the house.

This is going to be great.

She kinda did that locally lol

angel eyes 2012

Man Vs ManUre wrote: »

This show is very boring this year. What happened to riding in the cupboard or shagging 1st night in the love shack?? The producers need to do something why did they choose this boring cast.

Is it true they aren't allowed any alcohol. If that's the case - why are they even bothering. None of us watch it for an anthropological insight into human nature, we watch it for drunken fights and back-stabbing. The Australian version was great for that last year.

Although Mad Maura has livened things up in 5 minutes, even if she is only drinking water.

Syndic

That was the first episode this series that I was entertained throughout.

"She's my type to a T", Molly-Mae fuming, Amy being a psycho and Maura "it's me the guy from the bar" Higgins all made for a great episode.

Dirkziggler

Ok quick run down so far: if you had to pick one
Men pick the girls, women pick the men.

If you had to Kiss one: Mollie Mae

If you had to marry one: Anna

If you had to avoid one: Maura

JeffKenna

Dirkziggler wrote: »

Ok quick run down so far: if you had to pick one
Men pick the girls, women pick the men.

If you had to Kiss one: Mollie Mae

If you had to marry one: Anna

If you had to avoid one: Maura

I thought the last option was always shag one?

Mad_maxx

corkboy38 wrote: »

She sounds like a traveller.

Midlands accent is very similar to a traveller accent

kopite386

Kiss: Tommy (very nice face but too dense to be with )
Marry: Curtis
Avoid: Stalker Joe

Dirkziggler

kopite386 wrote: »

Kiss: Tommy (very nice face but too dense to be with )
Marry: Curtis
Avoid: Stalker Joe

Tommy is as stupid as they come like. When he pulled out that started I was waiting for butter vouchers to be thrown around

Fan of Netflix

Mad_maxx wrote: »

Midlands accent is very similar to a traveller accent

Yeah it would be pretty similar. Surprised people don't know it, better than Yewandes anyway sounds a bit D4 for me!

Dirkziggler

Angliru wrote: »

Marry: Amber
Shag: Maura
Avoid: Amy

Riding Maura I hope you have a good STI check close by

Man Vs ManUre

Marry - Amber cos she looks like a younger version of my wife.
Shag - Lucy, Amber, Maura, Anna, MM, Yewande, Amy, Essex wan.
Avoid - Yewande, Amy.

Fan of Netflix

I thought Maura was 21 or so, not 28. I cringed at the filth she came out with lol

Hope she doesn't embarrass herself too much

Dirkziggler

Man Vs ManUre wrote: »

Marry - Amber cos she looks like a younger version of my wife.
Shag - Lucy, Amber, Maura, Anna, MM, Yewande, Amy, Essex wan.
Avoid - Yewande, Amy.

Has ur wife any sisters?

Syndic

Kiss: Tommy - he's definitely gone down in my estimations but he's still dreamy

Marry: Michael - gorgeous, quite clever and for some reason reminds me of Ducky from The Land Before Time which endears me to him.

Avoid: Danny - bores me to tears

Adamocovic

I think we all knew Amy was crazy, just took time for it to show it's true form.

Lord Curtis will be struggling to coast to the finish with her.

Fan of Netflix

I see Maura is getting a lot of hate on twatter from Irish girls for "showing us up"

Most of the haters profiles are no different, people in glass houses etc

donkeykong5

Dirkziggler wrote: »

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Not funny.

He's joking I'd imagine

Still not funny!