Love Island 2019 (Please See Note In OP...)

Alf Veedersane

SusieBlue wrote: »

I'm warming to Anton, he's just a little clueless eejit. He seems to continuously embarrass himself and he isn't even aware of it.

I cringe at how cocky he is. When Anna starts saying about 'this guy' having a great body, he smiled knowing she meant him.

Except she didn't. Probably my favourite moment of the whole thing.


Starts banging on about his quad sweep and pointing to where quads should be.

Gwynplaine

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

I cringe at how cocky he is. When Anna starts saying about 'this guy' having a great body, he smiled knowing she meant him.

Except she didn't. Probably my favourite moment of the whole thing.


Starts banging on about his quad sweep and pointing to where quads should be.

And he's gay.

maxsmum

Gwynplaine wrote: »

And he's gay.

Lads everyone has gone on this car crash tv of a show as apparently heterosexual. Can we not keep diverting to accusing them of being closeted. If they are that's their prerogative. Let's assume they're straight as they say they are (and just slag them brutally for everything else)

IAMAMORON

maxsmum wrote: »

Lads everyone has gone on this car crash tv of a show as apparently heterosexual. Can we not keep diverting to accusing them of being closeted. If they are that's their prerogative. Let's assume they're straight as they say they are (and just slag them brutally for everything else)

I agree, except for Curtis though, he is a bit gay in fairness... and come to think of it Anton is as well. So I actually don't agree with you now. Forget what I just said please.

Faugheen

Curtis grew up mostly around women through the ballroom dancing, so he’s used to being around them and probably explains why he’s a bit camp.

He’s the only bloke in there with any game though. He makes them all laugh, he entertains and he comes across as very funny as well. He just knows how to chat to women and have the craic with them.

The rest of them (except maybe Joe) don’t know what to once they say ‘you’re fit’.

Tommy saying Molly’s most attractive quality was her teddy bear. He had an open goal and absolutely bottled it.

Alf Veedersane

Faugheen wrote: »

Curtis grew up mostly around women through the ballroom dancing, so he’s used to being around them and probably explains why he’s a bit camp.

He’s the only bloke in there with any game though. He makes them all laugh, he entertains and he comes across as very funny as well. He just knows how to chat to women and have the craic with them.

He's probably the only one that has more than one dimension.

LirW

Anton isn't gay, Anton is just in love with Anton. Why else would you get yourself a Porsche for his 21st?

I just love him, he's next level simple and so oblivious.

IAMAMORON

I watched the trailer for tonight and it looks like the girls are going to turn on Molly Mae.

Da Bitches are gonna start fighting.... coooooool, finally.

donkeykong5

Just remembering how brilliant coleen nolan and Kim were!

IAMAMORON

Is Amber just wearing a green bra ?

Dirkziggler

Amber is so arrogant it's unreal. If my misses was like her I'd be in prison for domestic abuse.

IAMAMORON

Your man is as smooth as a snooker ball.

" I would have thought that "

KatW4

I'd be afraid of Amber if she was my beauty therapist! She would make you feel like ****!

el Fenomeno

He looks like their holiday rep in that outfit.

IAMAMORON

Apart from anything else she's completely gormless and the most terrifying version of an idiot …… she actually thinks she's smart.

Hopeless case.

KatW4

Molly Mae is gonna cause some problems!!!

LirW

I love how not a single guy is really into Amber, probably because she's such a dope.

vladmydad

Amber is a pain in the hole.

Dirkziggler

LirW wrote: »

I love how not a single guy is really into Amber, probably because she's such a dope.

She's an idiot so unattractive

el Fenomeno

It's very patronising towards the Irish one.

vladmydad

el Fenomeno wrote: »

It's very patronising towards the Irish one.

I thought the same, what’s that all about

Rmgblue

Yewande has seriously dumbed herself down. What a shame

Alf Veedersane

Molly Mae looks like she's had a tiny head and has fashioned a somewhat normal size head out of foundation.

IAMAMORON

In fairness to Molly Mae the other birds don't like her cause she is smart, not foooking Einstein or anything , but above average.

LirW

Yewande is the perfect combo of pretty and smart, she deserved so much better!

MM looks like either Z celeb or scummy mummy pushing a buggy around in a really run down part of Manchester.

KatW4

el Fenomeno wrote:

It's very patronising towards the Irish one.

It was the same with Dr. Alex last year!

IAMAMORON

LirW wrote: »

Yewande is the perfect combo of pretty and smart, she deserved so much better!

MM looks like either Z celeb or scummy mummy pushing a buggy around in a really run down part of Manchester.

She reminds me of Brian McFadden's ex... is it Kerry McFadden.

Man Vs ManUre

Has the do bits society had any meetings yet this year?? When is the riding gonna start?? It’s been boring now the last 2 nights.

IAMAMORON

You know I just noticed that all those blokes are shaving their chests.... Gang a show-boys.

Am I showing my age now ? Is that the norm for 20 somethings ?

KatW4

Sherif was missing tonight!?