Love Island 2019 (Please See Note In OP...)

Not funny.

Dirkziggler

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Not funny.

He's joking I'd imagine

ShamoBuc

RoryMac wrote: »

From that article

:pac::pac:

What kind of person takes the Hangover seriously??

Same people that read the daily fail apparently.

bigpink

LirW wrote: »

Oh yes, Maura in there is going to be good, that's the kind of wife that demands you to earn a million so she can pursue her "model career", then rides the gardener, blames everything on you and kicks you out of the house.

This is going to be great.

She kinda did that locally lol

angel eyes 2012

Man Vs ManUre wrote: »

This show is very boring this year. What happened to riding in the cupboard or shagging 1st night in the love shack?? The producers need to do something why did they choose this boring cast.

Is it true they aren't allowed any alcohol. If that's the case - why are they even bothering. None of us watch it for an anthropological insight into human nature, we watch it for drunken fights and back-stabbing. The Australian version was great for that last year.

Although Mad Maura has livened things up in 5 minutes, even if she is only drinking water.

Syndic

That was the first episode this series that I was entertained throughout.

"She's my type to a T", Molly-Mae fuming, Amy being a psycho and Maura "it's me the guy from the bar" Higgins all made for a great episode.

Dirkziggler

Ok quick run down so far: if you had to pick one
Men pick the girls, women pick the men.

If you had to Kiss one: Mollie Mae

If you had to marry one: Anna

If you had to avoid one: Maura

JeffKenna

Dirkziggler wrote: »

Ok quick run down so far: if you had to pick one
Men pick the girls, women pick the men.

If you had to Kiss one: Mollie Mae

If you had to marry one: Anna

If you had to avoid one: Maura

I thought the last option was always shag one?

Mad_maxx

corkboy38 wrote: »

She sounds like a traveller.

Midlands accent is very similar to a traveller accent

kopite386

Kiss: Tommy (very nice face but too dense to be with )
Marry: Curtis
Avoid: Stalker Joe

Dirkziggler

kopite386 wrote: »

Kiss: Tommy (very nice face but too dense to be with )
Marry: Curtis
Avoid: Stalker Joe

Tommy is as stupid as they come like. When he pulled out that started I was waiting for butter vouchers to be thrown around

Fan of Netflix

Mad_maxx wrote: »

Midlands accent is very similar to a traveller accent

Yeah it would be pretty similar. Surprised people don't know it, better than Yewandes anyway sounds a bit D4 for me!

Dirkziggler

Angliru wrote: »

Marry: Amber
Shag: Maura
Avoid: Amy

Riding Maura I hope you have a good STI check close by

Man Vs ManUre

Marry - Amber cos she looks like a younger version of my wife.
Shag - Lucy, Amber, Maura, Anna, MM, Yewande, Amy, Essex wan.
Avoid - Yewande, Amy.

Fan of Netflix

I thought Maura was 21 or so, not 28. I cringed at the filth she came out with lol

Hope she doesn't embarrass herself too much

Dirkziggler

Man Vs ManUre wrote: »

Marry - Amber cos she looks like a younger version of my wife.
Shag - Lucy, Amber, Maura, Anna, MM, Yewande, Amy, Essex wan.
Avoid - Yewande, Amy.

Has ur wife any sisters?

Syndic

Kiss: Tommy - he's definitely gone down in my estimations but he's still dreamy

Marry: Michael - gorgeous, quite clever and for some reason reminds me of Ducky from The Land Before Time which endears me to him.

Avoid: Danny - bores me to tears

Adamocovic

I think we all knew Amy was crazy, just took time for it to show it's true form.

Lord Curtis will be struggling to coast to the finish with her.

Fan of Netflix

I see Maura is getting a lot of hate on twatter from Irish girls for "showing us up"

Most of the haters profiles are no different, people in glass houses etc

donkeykong5

Dirkziggler wrote: »

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Not funny.

He's joking I'd imagine

Still not funny!

Adamocovic

Fan of Netflix wrote: »

I see Maura is getting a lot of hate on twatter from Irish girls for "showing us up"

Most of the haters profiles are no different, people in glass houses etc

She'll add much needed tension and entertainment though!

Alf Veedersane

Fan of Netflix wrote: »

I see Maura is getting a lot of hate on twatter from Irish girls for "showing us up"

Oh ffs. Cos girls would never talk about guys like that to each other.

Alf Veedersane

Mad_maxx wrote: »

Midlands accent is very similar to a traveller accent

will56

bigpink wrote: »

She kinda did that locally lol

Oh ? please elaborate

IAMAMORON

Mad_maxx wrote: »

Midlands accent is very similar to a traveller accent

Not a patch on Wickla, believe.

corkboy38

Marry - Amber cause she's a belter and looks like man vs manures wife
Kiss - Molly Mae, she's a twat but i'd take one for the team
Avoid - Yewande

Aisling(",)

Marry - Micheal, he's my favourite of the boys at the moment and I like the firefighter idea.
Kiss - Tommy, the man hasn't a notion how to make tea but he's so so good looking
Avoid - Joe, that level of jealousy and possesiveness is a huge warning sign

Man Vs ManUre

Come on Maura u fine sassy Longford lassie it’s time to f*{k s#|t up in there.

Man Vs ManUre

At 28 Maura has a fair few miles on the clock. She would be a 151D as far as I am concerned.
Essex tho younger at 26 ain’t got no great chassis on her so she is a 13D and ready for the scrap yard.

Dirkziggler

Man Vs ManUre wrote: »

At 28 Maura has a fair few miles on the clock. She would be a 151D as far as I am concerned.
Essex tho younger at 26 ain’t got no great chassis on her so she is a 13D and ready for the scrap yard.

I'd rather elma then Maura.