Love Island 2019 (Please See Note In OP...)

maxsmum

Amber is a pure skanger. I wouldn't like to skip ahead of her in the chipper queue at 3am if you get me.
Curtis has the potential to be endearing and funny.

Syndic

Lucy is trying to latch on to Joe because she thinks he's a winner; he's a cute nice guy like previous winners Nathan and Jack and couples that are together from the first day win.

She's so transparent.

Or maybe I'm bitter and cynical 😂

IAMAMORON

Curtis definitely on def con 3 of the old gaydar.... for sure.

Its going to be hilarious when he starts palling up with Joe the crossdresser.

Gwynplaine

Patrick Bateman in the shower

gmisk

Amber is really really horrible.
She also isn't particularly attractive
I think the Welsh guy might be taking the hint....she doesn't know you from Adam....who is Adam is he single?!?!?

A Summer In Provence

Lucy is playing Joe big time!

gmisk

Amy is so going to be this years Laura...dumped constantly and bouncing between lads.

Tommy... interests include crying.....lol

IAMAMORON

I am still not sure if Lucie is a posh surfer chic trying to sound like a common English skanger …. or ….. if she is a common English skanger trying to sound like a posh surfer chic.

IIWII

A Summer In Provence

Tommy behaves too much like Anton for my liking....

gmisk

A Summer In Provence wrote: »

Tommy behaves too much like Anton for my liking....

Two tarts

gmisk

Ok not to be mean but what is with Amy's teeth?

Curtis likes Frenchies he gets my vote

Disclaimer
(I have a Frenchie lol)

ShamoBuc

Amber forgot 10 out of 10 for Vanity.

gmisk

Amber has millions of different sides....to go with being two faced.... impressive

anewme

Sherif almost swallowed by the trout pout.

Its like that singing fish a few years back.

BabysCoffee

I'm not a fan of Amber

gmisk

BabysCoffee wrote: »

I'm not a fan of Amber

Don't worry Amber is a massive fan of Amber

A Summer In Provence

anewme wrote: »

Sherif almost swallowed by the trout pout.

Its like that singing fish a few years back.

It reminded me of a toddler putting a vacuum cleaner nozzle to their lips

maxsmum

Ok so the Irish girl seems really shy and innocent (compared to the rest of those fame hungry Instahuns... She's actually just polite and normal)...hopefully she leaves early and gets to retain some dignity and her career.

gmisk

I'm just a tad cynical of the intentions of any of these people tbh.
Q- What's the grand sum of couples still together from last year?
A- Zero

razorblunt

Yerwander is very quiet.

Amber is poison, pure poison.

gmisk

Ok does Joe look like kind of a crappy kisser? He looked like he was trying to swallow Lucie!

gmisk

maxsmum wrote: »

Ok so the Irish girl seems really shy and innocent (compared to the rest of those fame hungry Instahuns... She's actually just polite and normal)...hopefully she leaves early and gets to retain some dignity and her career.

She actually seems really nice and normal.

What the hell is she doing in here!?!

Adamocovic

Yewande is just not putting herself into it. Haven't seen her really chat to any of them or try to get to know the guys a bit. She's safe for now but she seems to be waiting for something to just happen, and probably be one of the first girls to go.

Shame, smart and good looking.

maxsmum

razorblunt wrote: »

Yerwander is very quiet.

Yer wan dere.

It's like Bertie named her.

jluv

maxsmum wrote: »

Ok so the Irish girl seems really shy and innocent (compared to the rest of those fame hungry Instahuns... She's actually just polite and normal)...hopefully she leaves early and gets to retain some dignity and her career.

I was actually wondering why she went in there! Does she not know what the show is about? Don't need to be trashy but at least look happy and participate or why bother..

Dirkziggler

How the **** did yewande get on this show. She’s not suited at all.

A Summer In Provence

Christ, Curtis is seriously dull.

Adamocovic

Went from thinking Joe was a gob****e from his intro to him becoming one of my favourites. Just seems like a nice guy.

He's going to be screwed over the poor lad though.

Dirkziggler

A Summer In Provence wrote: »

Christ, Curtis is seriously dull.

Not half as dull as our own representative. Should of pulled some Instagram sensation from Crumlin or Coolock.

gmisk

A Summer In Provence wrote: »

Christ, Curtis is seriously dull.

I think thats harsh...

Er Callum?

maxsmum

Adamocovic wrote: »

Went from thinking Joe was a gob****e from his intro to him becoming one of my favourites. Just seems like a nice guy.

He's going to be screwed over the poor lad though.

It's actually like watching the gazelle lounging nonchalantly by the watering hole in some Attenborough programme.

razorblunt

IAMAMORON wrote: »

To all female readers of this thread....

Please, please , please …. do not think that blokes find inflated collagen lips attractive.

They are a cringey manckfest. They look disgusting and are quite a turn off.

Don't waste you money. There is nothing more attractive than natural lips, no matter how big or small they are.

++ that weird white mask thing on the face when the makeup is on looks ridiculous too.

firstlight

I lost an hour of my life last night watching that pollution,had never heard of it before
And wasted another minute writing this pointless post
Unreal how this s***e makes telly

A Summer In Provence

I think Tommy will go for Lucie.

gmisk

firstlight wrote: »

I lost an hour of my life last night watching that pollution,had never heard of it before
And wasted another minute writing this pointless post
Unreal how this s***e makes telly

Here's an idea, don't watch it and don't post here?
You will have a spare hour and one minute to watch something else.
Your welcome.

IAMAMORON

Yeh Lucie is a posh surfer chic. She don't want no Fury all over her , at all.

ShamoBuc

Controversiall

A Summer In Provence

Poor Joe, Lucie didn’t give him a second glance.

Adamocovic

And of course Amber annoyed that Tommy didn't go with her will play Joe like a puppet.

She's some piece of work.

KatW4

Yes! Delighted he picked Lucie. I love the drama of it all. Also delighted he didn't pick Amber. She's so horrible. Looks like she will be fairly upset in tomorrow's episode.

firstlight

gmisk wrote: »

Here's an idea, don't watch it and don't post here?
You will have a spare hour and one minute to watch something else.
Your welcome.

Keep her country

Johner

Good man Tommy. Lucie is fake, was going to try coast through the show with Joe to win. Glad they were broken up.

Adamocovic

Also thought Curtis was going for Yewande there, he'd probably have brought her out of her shell.

She'd want to move fast to be a shoulder to cry on for Joe.

Dirkziggler

firstlight wrote: »

I lost an hour of my life last night watching that pollution,had never heard of it before
And wasted another minute writing this pointless post
Unreal how this s***e makes telly

Right so you decided to come and post here about your disgust about it. Can someone thread ban him

A Summer In Provence

Johner wrote: »

Good man Tommy. Lucie is fake, was going to try coast through the show with Joe to win. Glad they were broken up.

I think Joe & Amy could work, both seem genuine.

Dirkziggler

A Summer In Provence wrote: »

I think Joe & Amy could work, both seem genuine.

Amy is snatched now Curtis will coast with her like Camilla and Dani in previous years

donkeykong5

firstlight wrote: »

I lost an hour of my life last night watching that pollution,had never heard of it before
And wasted another minute writing this pointless post
Unreal how this s***e makes telly

Think I'll give it one more night but omg it really is boring. Thought it would have been more interesting like bb or cbb. May just keep up on the tread !

jluv

Ok I think those of us who do enjoy the show should agree now to not respond to posters who post just to diss the show and our decision to watch it. Have had it twice and its only day two. Choose to ignore and they go away..

gmisk

A Summer In Provence wrote: »

I think Joe & Amy could work, both seem genuine.

I don't disagree with then seeming pretty genuine but I don't think there was even the slightest hint of them being into each other?

Adamocovic

donkeykong5 wrote: »

Think I'll give it one more night but omg it really is boring. Thought it would have been more interesting like bb or cbb. May just keep up on the tread !

Depends if it's your cup of tea. For me they normally start slow, then fire into it when it's gets more tactical and desperate.

Last few episodes when they're safe from recoupling I tend to switch off when the lovey dovey couples that are left wait to see who wins.