Love Island 2019 (Please See Note In OP...)

gmisk

A Summer In Provence wrote: »

I detest the expression “man up” but I’m making an exception for Joe.

Man up Joe, ffs.

Grow up more like.
He isn't a teenager he is 22!

LirW

Curtis is a wise man, let the meme games begin so!

gmisk

LirW wrote: »

Curtis is a wise man, let the meme games begin so!

They are like crappy words of wisdom from a book you get in urban outfitters

Adamocovic

To be fair Lucy is playing this well. Try turn herself into a victim.

Could have just told it like it is to Joe but is trying to dodge the question to keep him as a lifeline.

Fantastic move.

mojesius

Ah here Curtis is definitely the other way

jluv

Seriously..Joe saying "this will test us":( There is no "us" Joe. Ye met 2 days ago!!

Adamocovic

SusieBlue wrote: »

Joe is being an absolute drama queen, he needs to get a grip!

Everyone leave Joe alone.

#TeamJoe

gmisk

jluv wrote: »

Seriously..Joe saying "this will test us":( There is no "us" Joe. Ye met 2 days ago!!

I have had longer relationships with a homemade lasagne!

Adamocovic

mojesius wrote: »

Ah here Curtis is definitely the other way

He's just a bit camp. Grew up in a posh professional dancing environment. Think it's understandable.

A Summer In Provence

Joe is very possessive... it’s a bit scary so early on.

Man Vs ManUre

Joe says he’s been trying to keep cool about the situation. I’d hate to see him when he isn’t trying!!

gmisk

Adamocovic wrote: »

He's just a bit camp. Grew up in a posh professional dancing environment. Think it's understandable.

Totally agree his brother is the same

freshpopcorn

Joe seems like a tad possessive!

SusieBlue

She doesn’t even owe him an explanation, what is he playing at? Did he sign up for the wrong show?
I don’t even like Lucie but he’s being way OTT.

I’ve seen marriages end with less complication and drama than this.

A Summer In Provence

In fairness to Tommy he is handling this very well.

IAMAMORON

Good man Tommy , ditch that bitch.

gmisk

A Summer In Provence wrote: »

Joe is very possessive... it’s a bit scary so early on.

He is coming across as insane!
It's been 2 days! 2! Lol
She is apologising for nothing...this 'relationship' is doomed, she will get sick of that sh#te eventually

Dirkziggler

She’s an idiot putting up with that carry on tommy needs to pie her

LirW

A Summer In Provence wrote: »

In fairness to Tommy he is handling this very well.

IIWII

Syndic

Tommy and Curtis have the best chemistry.

Throw the rest in the bin.

A Summer In Provence

Joe is very controlling, run Lucie, run.

gmisk

Tommy is very errr orange.
Is anyone wearing suncream?!?

Amber next no shock

A Summer In Provence

I like Amy

Dirkziggler

Did you see the crazy look he gave when he convinced her to blank tommy

maxsmum

Amy is spot on about Joe there
He's a potential stalker

emmaro

So many alarm bells from Joe. He's very creepy.

A Summer In Provence

Tommy is such a bullsh1t merchant

gmisk

emmaro wrote: »

So many alarm bells from Joe. He's very creepy.

Someone mentioned Patrick Bateman yesterday....I can see it!

Amber is a lot more of a wagon, is that a personality trait?

maxsmum

gmisk wrote: »

Tommy is very errr orange.
Is anyone wearing suncream?!?

k

He looks like my Nan's mahogany dining room suite.
I've just realised he has no tattoos.
I'm very surprised.

LirW

Joe is probably that kind of guy with underwhelming build that punches a hole in a drywall when he's mildly upset.

gmisk

maxsmum wrote: »

He looks like my Nan's mahogany dining room suite.
I've just realised he has no tattoos.
I'm very surprised.

He has the perfect skin tone I would like for my decking.
He totally looks like he should have tattoos your right!

Man Vs ManUre

Looks like the wedding of Joe and Lucy is back on.
Lucy hope u ready for working in the kitchen both at work and home!! You will make a great sandwich maker. No more surfing.

anewme

Fair play to Curtis in his advice. Saying think about yourself even though Tommy is his mate.

maxsmum

gmisk wrote: »

He has the perfect skin tone I would like for my decking.
He totally looks like he should have tattoos your right!

YES... Amazing decking.

gmisk

It is what it is, you do you....and repeat.

I think Curtis and Lucie would be kind of cute together...

Crawling to the moon...how would that work then?

Johner

maxsmum wrote: »

He looks like my Nan's mahogany dining room suite.
I've just realised he has no tattoos.
I'm very surprised.

None of the Fury's do.

LirW

Honestly I want more advice from Anton I everything

#teamanton

...even though I appreciate Curtis being the zen guy

Adamocovic

You're all falling for Lucy's game I tells ya!

*Shakes fist at sky*

maxsmum

I think Curtis isn't gay, he's just posh.
You know those guys who'd never go near, say, an Amber. In case they caught something off them. He's probably had a few closet crushes in his posh boarding school but is firmly committed to a wife and kids and a hair transplant for his 50th.

anewme

Not a fan of Amber but love the way she let Tommy know she saw through his bull.

gmisk

LirW wrote: »

Honestly I want more advice from Anton I everything

#teamanton

...even though I appreciate Curtis being the zen guy

He is a stirring wee git, gotta respect that!
Also best womens eyebrows in the house.

A Summer In Provence

gmisk wrote: »

He has the perfect skin tone I would like for my decking.
He totally looks like he should have tattoos your right!

I could overlook the fake tan, he has a seriously great body.

LirW

gmisk wrote: »

Crawling to the moon...how would that work then?

Remember, he likes crying.

gmisk

Adamocovic wrote: »

You're all falling for Lucy's game I tells ya!

*Shakes fist at sky*

So is Lucy in the sky?




With diamonds?

Syndic

Sherif and the BFG must be getting on like a house on fire if they're not showing them at all. No drama to show.

jluv

LirW wrote: »

Honestly I want more advice from Anton I everything

#teamanton

...even though I appreciate Curtis being the zen guy

Thought I would hate Anton but he's seeing things as they are...but what I like about these shows is that I will change my mind on them all next week:P

gmisk

This sandwich woman in the mace ad would give Joe a run for craziest sandwich maker...

freshpopcorn

This is my first year watching this.
In previous years have two members of the same sex coupled up?

IAMAMORON

Don't forget Anton bought himself a Porsche for his 21st... Guy is a playa. Owns his own Gym.

And his Ma shaves his arse ffs, he has got it down

Syndic

freshpopcorn wrote: »

This is my first year watching this.
In previous years have two members of the same sex coupled up?

Yes, one year they did allow two bi girls to couple up.