Love Island 2019 (Please See Note In OP...)

Man Vs ManUre

Purple Mountain wrote: »

At the start, I thought Amy and Curtis were going to be this year's Jack and Dani.
There's no clear winner emerging this year.. Apart from Maura of course.
Wonder would RTE give her her own chat show?

Maura would be ideal co-host for Podge and Rodge if that show was to come back. And they should let her f and blind as much as she wants.

IAMAMORON

LirW wrote: »

The thing is though Dennon is like 22 and Maura in her late 20s. You are usually at different stages in your life at this age and I think him not listening is just a symptom for this.

Also Belle, she's quite mediocre looking, like a working class bird that enjoys Vino, evenings with tha gurrrrrrls and make up.
Also I can't see past those nails.

Maura is 28 I think. If you follow the globally accepted " half your age + 7 years " he schneaks in. Maura's youngest acceptable partners would be 28 /2 = 14 +7 = 21 . If Dennon is 22 he makes the cut off.

Maura's problem is that she belly dives in there without checking how deep the water is... a dangerous game imo.

I note that baby Tommy is only 20. This is actually below Maura's cut off. Poor Tommy must have sussed her out when she was trying to kiss him to bed last week. He probably got some shocking early adolescent flash backs of his mum tucking him in.... hence he pulled away. Traumatic visions, I am not sure he has recovered since.

IAMAMORON

Dirkziggler wrote: »

Maura is dreadful looking.

Harsh enough Dirk, for the record I probably would. But I have an extremely wide range, high elasticity.

IAMAMORON

Mr E wrote: »

Mod: Stop with the derogatory use of the word tranny please. There were multiple reported posts about it overnight.

Noted, I was trying to be funny. I apologise if I upset anyone or hurt any ones feelings. Sincerely.

alroley

Purple Mountain wrote: »

There's no clear winner emerging this year..

I'd say Tommy and Molly have it.

gmisk

alroley wrote: »

I'd say Tommy and Molly have it.

I think they are pretty nailed on now.
Amber and Michael would probably have been favourites if Michaels head hadnt been turned.

razorblunt

IAMAMORON wrote: »

Harsh enough Dirk, for the record I probably would. But I have an extremely wide range, high elasticity.

At night? Yes.
Next morning? No

Far too many of these girls look like cousins of themselves without all the makeup.
Lucie and Amber being the exception so far.

Leslie91

Even the Mail is banging on about Curtis and Jourdan... he'd apparently choose her over Amy and no mention of the fact that she prefers Danny no?

The sooner Amy hears all this the better... carnage.

Good for Michael imho if he cracks on with Joanna. Amber said she'd never been rejected ever... #firsttimeforeverythingIguess

Jamie2k9

Almost guarantee Curtis wont switch, way to scripted.

Purple Mountain

Don't know where I read it so can't link but apparently Maura is set to miss her sisters wedding if she stats in the villa until the end.

Purple Lemons

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Don't know where I read it so can't link but apparently Maura is set to miss her sisters wedding if she stats in the villa until the end.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/4236385/love-island-maura-higgins-could-miss-sister-wedding/amp/

Literally just reading it myself :pac:

ShamoBuc

Reckon tonight a few of them will be shown a few clips from the other villa, let the carnage begin!

Purple Lemons

Longer episode again tonight folks

pinkyeye

They'd better not end it on a cliffhanger!!!

razorblunt

Amy is fragile enough. Even if Curtis stays with her, if she sees or hears what he’s said she’d go mad.

ShamoBuc

ShamoBuc wrote: »

Reckon tonight a few of them will be shown a few clips from the other villa, let the carnage begin!

Saw that apparently this wont be happening.

Its got to do with their Mental Health apparently, as it caused such a head wrecking in the past.


Re coupling so.

Underground

I think Curtis is faking this attraction to Jourdan (?) and just using it as a way to do what he really wants, which is escape from Amy.

Can't blame him really. I thought Amy was nice at the start too. It's just a bit more difficult to slip out of it when you're on TV.

Does Amy’s face annoy anyone else? Just looking at her fills me with rage

IAMAMORON

Deleted User wrote: »

Does Amy’s face annoy anyone else? Just looking at her fills me with rage

You should probably talk to a specialist about that. There are great treatments for anger issues these days.

donkeykong5

Deleted User wrote: »

Does Amy’s face annoy anyone else? Just looking at her fills me with rage

Curtis has a far more annoying face.

LirW

donkeykong5 wrote: »

Curtis has a far more annoying face.

Yeah I'm at the point where he really grates me.
I don't like him, I don't like her and especially as a couple I really dislike them.
Funny that they're pretty unpopular publicly too.


As for Michael, I can't blame him for thinking of moving on. Amber is really easy on the eye but she's some piece of work and the worst thing about her is that she's absolutely unwilling to improve herself and puts blame on everyone else.
I know I wouldn't want to be with someone like that.

ShamoBuc

" its the most explosive Love Island yet "- bring it !!

Man Vs ManUre

Don’t understand all the hate for Curtis. He seems like a sound bloke, he just wants to get away from a minger bird who has become obsessed with him. And the more obsessed she gets the more minging she looks. I think he just partnered up with her at the start from pure over excitement, like when you go on holiday and absolutely rip the arse out of it the first few nights.

ibarelycare

Feel like I’ve never seen half the new guys or new girls before.

LirW

Why didn't Curtis smooched with Tommy?

IAMAMORON

Maura is just getting greedy now... she will be wanting her sister to call off the wedding next..

Hococop

Feels like they have highlighted 3 of the girls and maybe 3 or 4 of the lads

LirW

Man Vs ManUre wrote: »

Don’t understand all the hate for Curtis. He seems like a sound bloke, he just wants to get away from a minger bird who has become obsessed with him. And the more obsessed she gets the more minging she looks. I think he just partnered up with her at the start from pure over excitement, like when you go on holiday and absolutely rip the arse out of it the first few nights.

What annoys me is that he's a nosey busybody who makes everyone else's business his.

IAMAMORON

Where can I get Tommy's shirt? It is bangin.

ibarelycare

Man Vs ManUre wrote: »

Don’t understand all the hate for Curtis. He seems like a sound bloke, he just wants to get away from a minger bird who has become obsessed with him. And the more obsessed she gets the more minging she looks. I think he just partnered up with her at the start from pure over excitement, like when you go on holiday and absolutely rip the arse out of it the first few nights.

He’s the fakest person in there, and a complete twat.