Descriptions that make you think twice about people

Ipso

gogo wrote: »

Barista

Sorry mate you make coffee.. hot water and some beans and shake it up a bit .. it’s coffee..actually the machine does most of the work, on the whole you hold a cup under some water..

Wow, that's a big step down for Michael McDowell.

Motivator

Anyone that went to the school of hard knocks

Anyone who comes out with "When I was Your Age..."

Your Face

'Socialist'

I'm not in favour of Socialism but if someone has that point of after researching and studying their point of view, then I can respect them whilst disagreeing strongly with them.

The type I have no respect for is the self-proclaimed Socialist who doesn't work, doesn't contribute to society, doesn't bother to challenge their own paradigm, doesn't get involved in anything whilst living off the the democratic capitalist system they blame for all of their failures .

Deja Boo

"Down to Earth"
- or worse... "I'm branding myself" :rolleyes:

Porklife wrote: »

... now, I don't mean to be rude but...*insert horribly rude sentiment here*

Saying I don't mean to be does not negate anything further you say you absolute twat!

sure, and "don't take this the wrong way"...brace yourself for a self righteous person who is about to insult you and tells you how to take it! (that takes some cajones imo)

Rubberlegs

People who reinvent themselves

The Tetrarch

Anything with "change" in it / change management / six sigma / black belt management ... all that bollocks

The Tetrarch

Counsellor, all types incl county

honeybear

Nice ... the kiss of death for me!

facehugger99

He’s a healthy eater.


Usually said by proud mother in relation to her massively overweight child.

kowloon

Bob Harris wrote: »

Is that the guy who was on Boards a few years back?

micky jammy delahunty

Deja Boo wrote: »

sure, and "don't take this the wrong way"...brace yourself for a self righteous person who is about to insult you and tells you how to take it! (that takes some cajones imo)

"Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"...Usually asked by someone who is going to ask you something way over personal, thinking that there's some rule in the Geneva convention stating you have to answer it...I always reply "Yes, I do mind if you ask a personal question?", it stumps them.

"Don't take this the wrong way..." this is usually uttered by a Kunt who's picked their moment carefully to cause maximum offense....I need some snappy response that wrong foots them, like "You bet I will take it the wrong way".

ToddyDoody

'Popular'

Teyla Emmagan

"Known to the gardai"

"I tell it like it is" = "I have the compassion of a rock".

Deja Boo

micky jammy delahunty wrote: »

"Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"...Usually asked by someone who is going to ask you something way over personal, thinking that there's some rule in the Geneva convention stating you have to answer it...I always reply "Yes, I do mind if you ask a personal question?", it stumps them.

"Don't take this the wrong way..." this is usually uttered by a Kunt who's picked their moment carefully to cause maximum offense....I need some snappy
response that wrong foots them, like "You bet I will take it the wrong way".

"Are you implying I don't take things the right way?"
"Sure, doesn't everyone appreciate unsolicited advice from the morally superior?"
"As long as I can return the favour" (then see how wrong they take your advice)

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Hobosan

"Flexitarian"

Apologies in advance for those lucky enough to have avoided this one.

artvanderlay

Anarchist.

Rubberlegs

#blessed

milehip

Feminist -from millennial men looking to appear woke. F$uck off you transparent creeps.

Westernyelp

Earthy

branie2

politician

NewbridgeIR

"also known as" is a huge red flag

worded

A Fierce Whore for the drink

A bike saddle sniffer

milehip

worded wrote: »

A bike saddle sniffer

I find it hard to believe that anyone has ever described themselves as that.

Zaph

Doctor, when the doctorate is honorary but they still feel entitled to use it as a title. I'm looking at you Tony O'Reilly and Michael Smurfit. Although both did get upgrades to "Sir", so they were able to drop the pretence.

worded

Dwarf thrower

A Coke Termite

Your Face

He's some man

worded

An Inferior complex - but not a very good one

ILoveYourVibes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Rapist. Or were we going for less obvious ones?

Prominent_Dawg

People that don’t like dogs

ILoveYourVibes

Prominent_Dawg wrote: »

People that don’t like dogs

Dogs love me.

Rubberchikken

legend.

great craic.

up for it.

ILoveYourVibes

Rubberchikken wrote: »

legend.

great craic.

up for it.

Up for it definitely.

Great craic and legend are fine.

soenow what

kowloon wrote: »

Is that the guy who was on Boards a few years back?

yeah. he was good for a laugh while he lasted

Noo

Full time mad bastard

Edit: dammit I'm too lazy to even get to the second page of the thread

Wanderer78

Do we all need to market ourselves just to exist now?

"The BOULD" Jimmy

gobshi+e who had a run of good fortune who will repay good karma with just a shi+ eating grin..

Irish Guitarist

"I'm a vegetarian. I just eat fish and chicken and occasionally red meat."

Wanderer78

Wanderer78 wrote: »

Do we all need to market ourselves just to exist now?

It would appear so from what I can make out..

Wanderer78

Deleted User wrote: »

It would appear so from what I can make out..

same here, is this good for us?

Wanderer78

Wanderer78 wrote: »

same here, is this good for us?

I don't think so..
A certain type of person will thrive on it though..

milehip

Prominent_Dawg wrote: »

People that don’t like dogs

Some people really need to read the op's post before they contribute
It's not a free for all on people you don't like or disagree with, thread is about the way people describe themselves

soenow what

harmless

Local Curator

Ten of Swords

Swing safety supervisor

I'm the Local Unsung Hero here.



youre a miserable self pitying shell of a creature.

facehugger99

Solicitor


I'm a blood-sucking parasite that contributes nothing of use to society.

castletownman

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

"Known to the gardai"

Was just going to say this.

Anytime I see someone murdered and the report contains "the victim was known to gardai" bit, I immediately think "no loss".

branie2

People who don't like kids