Descriptions that make you think twice about people

joe40

Deleted User wrote: »

"I tell it like it is" = "I have the compassion of a rock".

Exactly, or "I tell it like it is" meaning I don't fully understand a complex multi layered problem but can come still up with a simple solution.

Someone who spouts on at every opportunity about how their new, expensive [insert gadget name here] is so indispensable.

It just hasn't made the individual anymore productive or friendly whatsoever.

Arghus

More or less the same grumpy stuff that others have been giving out about here -

Influencer - Just makes me want to get sick. And they're filling up the fcking world.

People who use their self diagnosed The Bryers Miggs test results, as if that explains anything really at the end of the day. Hey, look, a lot of us have done the tests and been mildly intrigued by the results, but if you are putting it prominently in information about yourself screams to me that you're a bit gullible and definitely a bit self-absorbed, even if it might all be with the best of intentions. But maybe that's just the ENFP-A in me talking.

People who have self-aggrandising signatures at the end of their posts - it's just a bit much isn't it?

Aglomerado

Studied at "didntgoto schol"
or "Never went"

branie2

Man United fans

topper75

topper75 wrote: »

'Blogger'

A web logger seemingly.

You know, if the captain of the first manned mission to Mars kept a log online, I might not actually be bothered reading too much of it after the first few days.

What makes you think that an ordinary person like you could arouse such fascination that people might subscribe to your pointless musings? Get some perspective and control your ego please.

or "vegan blogger" -> heard of someone married to a "vegan blogger" - marriage didn't last very long.

pretty sure that there is a direct correlation between these two facts.

hearing "tastemaker" induces the taste of vomit in my mouth.

Nikki Sixx

“Easy going,” people who say they are easy going never are.

For Forks Sake

You're not "influencers", you're photogenic beggars.
No more, no less.

You must always run that [insert productivity improvement idea] before doing anything else with it. It part of my job


(I will then push it aside and it will never be heard of ever again)

SaltSweatSugar

Wallet inspector...Fecker never gave me mine back

LimeFruitGum

‘Bit of a madam’ was my late mother’s shady way of calling out women on their entitled/head wrecking/spoilt behavior.

Sardonicat

Nail 'technician''.

PistolsAtDawn

killanena wrote: »

No joke, I got handed a CV off a student last week looking for Summer work and she mentioned her veganism..

Hire her then immediately fire her

I make problems go away


You wait until problems to go away

facehugger99

He's got ADD.


I haven't raised my little **** of a child to have any discipline whatsoever and have now self-diagnosed him in an effort to win sympathy and attempt to excuse my awful parenting skills.

Widdershins

Lactation Consultant

We managed to breastfeed our babies for centuries without Americans telling us what to do

(no offense to Americans in general, and I don't include La Leche League in this )

And ''Dreamer''. Does that really mean flaky and unreliable ?

Also anyone on a Babymoon, having a bridal or baby shower or gender reveal party

Will I Am Not

Self-proclaimed male feminist = creepy weirdo looking for a sympathy ride.

micky jammy delahunty

Widdershins wrote: »

Lactation Consultant

We managed to breastfeed our babies for centuries without Americans telling us what to do

Basically, no. Something like breastfeeding was something passed from generation to generation. If it's not done properly, women lose the ability to produce milk. Before baby formula, the only way it could be done was from the breast. Baby formula companies went out of their way, to break this link. The reason Nestle has such a bad reputation is using marketing tricks, especially in the third world, to make mothers dependent on baby formula, by stopping them from doing the things needed to keep them being able to naturally produce milk.

And ''Dreamer''. Does that really mean flaky and unreliable ?

When it comes from some eye-rolling culchie, who lives in a dream world of ignorance is strength, and their urban cousins, who also live in dream worlds.

Tiana Scone

Happy go lucky=simple.
Pythagoras never taught me that #experience

I always know how this sort of situation I deal with always turns out like this

The fvckup you make is always somehow somebody else's fault and never yours.

ILoveYourVibes

Will I Am Not wrote: »

Self-proclaimed male feminist = creepy weirdo looking for a sympathy ride.

:eek:

I feel so dirty!

Do men really do this?

ChunkyLover54

Anyone who defines themselves on their social media as an "activist", "atheist" or, in the case of men at least, "feminist".

nthclare

Will I Am Not wrote: »

Self-proclaimed male feminist = creepy weirdo looking for a sympathy ride.

Yeuchhh they're out the I know of a few of those types.

Some guys will even go vegan for a chance of purple haired Sally giving them attention.

Any guy who describes themselves as a feminist, needs a good kick down a hole and grow a pair.

I know the type, usually has a weird name like Fiacra or Oisine.... And never put up an honest stamp in their lives...

Numpties....

ILoveYourVibes

nthclare wrote: »

Yeuchhh they're out the I know of a few of those types.

Some guys will even go vegan for a chance of purple haired Sally giving them attention.

Any guy who describes themselves as a feminist, needs a good kick down a hole and grow a pair.

I know the type, usually has a weird name like Fiacra or Oisine.... And never put up an honest stamp in their lives...

Numpties....

uuummm.....

:eek:

whisky_galore

branie2 wrote: »

People who don't like kids

Kids in general or just yours?

JupiterKid

Posting their meals up on FB...wtf??
Posting "pearls of wisdom" up all the time of FB too.
Boasti.. sorry, posting about their expensive holidays, their little precious brats, their very fascinating life that they feel the need to share every aspect of it...

...total bang of insecurity.

Also having 500+ FB "friends"

Wanderer78

JupiterKid wrote:

Posting their meals up on FB...wtf?? Posting "pearls of wisdom" up all the time of FB too. Boasti.. sorry, posting about their expensive holidays, their little precious brats, their very fascinating life that they feel the need to share every aspect of it...

Facebook really is a weird phenomenon

Widdershins

The more inspirational quotes someone posts , the further they are from the attitude the quotes encourage . If they post about meditation or Rumi, they're probably a highly strung head-melter. Maybe they know it though and they're just trying to encourage themselves to improve.


MJD Would you re-read my comment where I exempted LLL ? They don't charge and can help mothers who hit snags. But I feel it's over complicated and medicalised by some . Also lactation consultants don't work in the third world.

My grandfather was an early pioneer this skill / profession and this is a major reason I have now embarked on my own career in it.


..You spend actually spend more time boasting about this fact than you do actually talking about the subject matter itself. In a competition thread every January. At least one poster makes this point. 😒

branie2

whisky_galore wrote: »

Kids in general or just yours?

Kids in general

When somebody says about they do,

It's not what ye know, it's who ye know.

magic_murph

Frigid.

Widdershins

''sex positive '' is a bit odd. What are you trying to tell me?

Widdershins

magic_murph wrote: »

Frigid.

As a description of another person it's unacceptable . At secondary school , girls were called frigid , or else ''slappers''.

NewbridgeIR

Widdershins wrote: »

''sex positive '' is a bit odd. What are you trying to tell me?

Like this lady?

Ipso

NewbridgeIR wrote: »

Like this lady?

I’d hate to have to listen to her.

Danger781

I see nothing wrong with founder or entrepreneur.. am I in the minority? If you founded a company I see nothing wrong with saying "Founded Company X in 2019". I also see nothing wrong with describing yourself as Entrepreneur if you've started a thriving business. What's the problem?

For the record I am not an entrepreneur or a founder of anything. I just genuinely don't see a problem with those two.

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To contribute to the thread.. if somebody described themselves by their religious beliefs I'd judge them for it. I don't care what religion you follow, if you mention religion in your bio I'll automatically assume you're a knob. I also think veganism is a religion.

Anyone who refers to themselves as cis. I don't know if that makes me seem intolerant but I really hate labels. Be a man, be a woman, be a unicorn, it's all good. But cis? No. Go away.

Abba987

Doula

gozunda

Activist

...

The One Doctor

People who make a thing of being gay or trans or LGBTQI+£$"%!*&.

Big whoop, just don't frighten the horses or say you're a vegan and no-one will notice a thing.

worded

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

"I'm a vegetarian. I just eat fish and chicken and occasionally red meat."

She is a vegetarian but at night would sneak down to the fridge and suck the blood out of a steak in the fridge

pgj2015

Danger781 wrote: »

I see nothing wrong with founder or entrepreneur.. am I in the minority? If you founded a company I see nothing wrong with saying "Founded Company X in 2019". I also see nothing wrong with describing yourself as Entrepreneur if you've started a thriving business. What's the problem?

For the record I am not an entrepreneur or a founder of anything. I just genuinely don't see a problem with those two.

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To contribute to the thread.. if somebody described themselves by their religious beliefs I'd judge them for it. I don't care what religion you follow, if you mention religion in your bio I'll automatically assume you're a knob. I also think veganism is a religion.

i agree there is nothing wrong with someone who describes themselves as an Entrepreneur but your business doesn't have to be thriving to call yourself an Entrepreneur.

Yer Da sells Avon

Deleted User wrote: »

Anyone who refers to themselves as cis. I don't know if that makes me seem intolerant but I really hate labels. Be a man, be a woman, be a unicorn, it's all good. But cis? No. Go away.

It might be a neologism, but I don't see it as being any different to people referring to themselves as 'straight'.

tonycascarino

Businessman.... A businessman could be anything...Biggest bluff of a job title ever.

Widdershins

NewbridgeIR wrote: »

Like this lady?

I know of her. No comment but she's right about the old pre-euro Irish coins.

Zorya

Arghus wrote: »

People who use their self diagnosed The Bryers Miggs test results, as if that explains anything really at the end of the day. Hey, look, a lot of us have done the tests and been mildly intrigued by the results, but if you are putting it prominently in information about yourself screams to me that you're a bit gullible and definitely a bit self-absorbed, even if it might all be with the best of intentions. But maybe that's just the ENFP-A in me talking.

Ahhh self absorbed, that was the word I was looking for. I know someone who shoehorns in ''As an INTJ...'' into almost every debate. Meh. Feck off. Just feck right off. (Us INFJs are a lot more classy than that )

If it hasn't been said before....''A Creative''. Shag off like, and try and stay inside the lines next time.

Roosterreid

Anyone who says "You know me.....I'm a bit mad"

Usually means they're just a w4nk3r!

Your Face

"Dyed-in-the-wool"

Deebles McBeebles

Semi-professional golfer.