Things That Trialvilly Annoy You.

dubstarr

When you are brushing your hair to get the knots out.Then you brush it to put it in a pony.And the mother fukcing knots appears out of nowhere,and takes the head off you.

Omackeral

dubstarr wrote: »

When you are brushing your hair to get the knots out.Then you brush it to put it in a pony.And the mother fukcing knots appears out of nowhere,and takes the head off you.

Or the pelvis.

Mundo7976

People that don't know the difference between off & of

Dial Hard

The fcuking wind. I'm sick of it. Paid €420 to have our fence repaired last week and I was fully convinced I'd wake up to find it back down again this morning. It wasn't, fair dues to the carpenter, but I was awake all night with the howling and my sister insisted we put the house alarm on so I was on edge waiting for that to go off too. Which it did, needless to say.

vriesmays

Kitty6277 wrote: »

There’s a job that I really want to apply for, it would be ideal for me and I’d love it. I think I meet all the criteria, but there’s one catch, one of the criteria is a full driving license for at least 2 years. I have mine a year and a half

People who spell licence with an s.

the beer revolu

vriesmays wrote: »

People who spell licence with an s.

That depends on the context.
I can never remember the correct usage.
Edit :
S is used when it's a verb.
I will license the event buy issuing it with a licence.

Dial Hard

the beer revolu wrote: »

That depends on the context.
I can never remember the correct usage.

Licence the noun always has a c.

Licensing as a verb uses the s.

the beer revolu

Dial Hard wrote: »

Licence the noun always has a c.

Licensing as a verb uses the s.

Best me to it!

Panda Killa

the beer revolu wrote: »

That depends on the context.
I can never remember the correct usage.

Noun with a C . (I can drive I have a licence)

Verb with an S (because you have a licence ..I am giving you license to drive my car)

Unless you live in America..and both are spelled with an S

LineOfBeauty

Standing behind a couple in Starbucks and they've gotten stuck on the order. The blonde/dark roast question threw them, the follow up choice of milk question had them so flustered it was comical. How can you queue up for ages then get stuck when it comes time to order?

Omackeral

LineOfBeauty wrote: »

How can you queue up for ages then get stuck when it comes time to order?

The same way aul wans in a supermarket have to wait until after all of their groceries are scanned to get the money ready. You've done this a million times Maureen, you know the drill. It's like it's a brand new concept each and every time. They are NEVER ready. Get your bloody purse out and just....



...ah ffs she's handing him pennies

NewbridgeIR

Have NCT early tomorrow morning so decided to get car emptied etc in daylight. As I was removing the hubcaps I noticed a crack in one of the tyres. Barely made it to the garage in time get a replacement.

Purple Mountain

This

https://www.ladbible.com/news/celebrity-gwyneth-paltrows-shop-has-candle-for-sale-that-smells-like-vagina-20200111

Kitty6277

A fairly bad case of the fear

New Home

Purple Mountain wrote: »

This

https://www.ladbible.com/news/celebrity-gwyneth-paltrows-shop-has-candle-for-sale-that-smells-like-vagina-20200111

If that's not one for the WTF thread, I don't know what is.

Purple Mountain

New Home wrote: »

If that's not one for the WTF thread, I don't know what is.

Would you buy it though?

Ted_YNWA

Purple Mountain wrote: »

This

https://www.ladbible.com/news/celebrity-gwyneth-paltrows-shop-has-candle-for-sale-that-smells-like-vagina-20200111

New Home wrote: »

If that's not one for the WTF thread, I don't know what is.

What will the knock-off versions of it be called?

retro:electro

When I see someone in a restaurant getting served a bigger glass of wine than I got. My bf just saw me writing this and told me to get over myself lol

Purple Mountain

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

What will the knock-off versions of it be called?

This smells like YOUR vagina.

Ted_YNWA

Purple Mountain wrote: »

This smells like YOUR vagina.

They'd have a job trying to get any aroma there.

RhubarbCrumble

Will M&S be bringing out a version? "This is not just any vagina, this is an M&S vagina".

Princess Calla

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Would you buy it though?

They have sold out, so as a business model goes it's not the worst.... She's onto something!!

New Home

This is turning into a really gross thread...

And the cheapo version would be called "I can't believe it's not...".






*BARF*

little bit of help

I cut my lip on a medicine spoon.

Be right back

Drivers who flash their lights to warn that there's a speed check van ahead. If I'm speeding, then it's my tough luck if I am caught.

dubstarr

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

What will the knock-off versions of it be called?

Something smells fishy:D

Be right back

dubstarr wrote: »

Something smells fishy:D

Or what would be the male version?

dubstarr

Be right back wrote: »

Or what would be the male version?

Ballsack:D

Be right back

dubstarr wrote: »

Ballsack:D

Nice ring to it. This smells like my ballsack!! You are onto a winner!

Gwynplaine

Meatless Meatballs. WTF?

madmaggie

Purple Mountain wrote: »

This

https://www.ladbible.com/news/celebrity-gwyneth-paltrows-shop-has-candle-for-sale-that-smells-like-vagina-20200111

That's the Christmas presents sorted.

Seriously, are there really people stupid enough to buy these yokes.

Be right back

madmaggie wrote: »

That's the Christmas presents sorted.

Seriously, are there really people stupid enough to buy these yokes.

There must be as apparently they are sold out.

sirmanga

I hate long Twitter threads, that get thousands of likes and retweets, about something the tweeter witnessed on a train, in a supermarket, or wherever. The story will have some wild turns, quirky characters, and a twist ending. I guarantee most of these "So this just happened..." Twitter threads are just made up by people looking for attention. Yet I see so many people being fooled by them.

maudgonner

It's bloody impossible to hoover between the front seats of the car and the console. (I think that's what it's called anyway - the place where the handbrake & gearstick live). Can never get in there properly.



If I ever become a drug smuggler that's where I'm hiding my stash - no way the cops would ever get it out. Of course neither could I...I really haven't thought this through...

Gamer Bhoy 89

My fiancée made the most beautiful Sunday roast I've ever had today, and I couldn't finish the last few spuds (my favourite bit) because I wouldn't stop wolfing a share-bag of salted nuts prior.

TA is KP nuts are addictive and I shouldn't be allowed near them

Trigger Happy

I was in the queue in lidl earlier. Just had a couple of items so the person in front told me to jump ahead of them.
And then the next person did the same.
I was delighted with myself. But then when it came to paying I could not find my phone anywhere. No wallet, no change, no nothing.
The shame. The TA.

Ol' Donie

Omackeral wrote: »

People saying “super” when they mean very.

e.g .I was super tired.

Not as bad as people saying "I feel like" when they mean "I think".

As in "I feel like this sushi is really nice"

Antares35

The term "Mexit". Is there nothing they wont bastardise/ hybridise in an effort to appear cool and trendy.

Paddy Cow

Antares35 wrote: »

The term "Mexit". Is there nothing they wont bastardise/ hybridise in an effort to appear cool and trendy.

It makes a change from the usual of adding -gate to any news story.

Antares35

Paddy Cow wrote: »

It makes a change from the usual of adding -gate to any news story.

They are both abominations in my opinion. Lazy predictable "journalism" and I feel bad even calling it that.

Princess Calla

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I was in the queue in lidl earlier. Just had a couple of items so the person in front told me to jump ahead of them.
And then the next person did the same.
I was delighted with myself. But then when it came to paying I could not find my phone anywhere. No wallet, no change, no nothing.
The shame. The TA.

See right there is the reason I am not nice in the queue

In all my years of working the till it is always the person with one or two items that balls up the queue... Be it like you, can't find wallet etc or my personal favourite emptying their coin purse onto the counter and telling me to count it myself... Along with all bits of fluff and other gunk

But I do feel your pain, I'd be mortified too

Trigger Happy

Princess Calla wrote: »

See right there is the reason I am not nice in the queue

In all my years of working the till it is always the person with one or two items that balls up the queue... Be it like you, can't find wallet etc or my personal favourite emptying their coin purse onto the counter and telling me to count it myself... Along with all bits of fluff and other gunk

But I do feel your pain, I'd be mortified too

I will keep my eye out for a lady at the checkout wearing a tiara!

Deja Boo

When the ringing in me ears decides to amp up the volume.

Princess Calla

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I will keep my eye out for a lady at the checkout wearing a tiara!

Oh jesus are you mad? That funded college....no way would I work in a public facing role.

You'll find me behind a spreadsheet when "maternity leave +extra" unfortunately finishes!

NewbridgeIR

I try to recycle as much as possible but want to draw the line at washing out plastic containers of mince and chicken fillets. My preference would be to chuck them in the general waste.
My wife disagrees and thinks we should wash them and put in recycling bin.

There was a build up of plastic containers stacked beside the sink before Christmas. About 3 weeks worth. Very untidy. I bit the bullet one afternoon when my wife was at work and washed the lot, let them dry and recycled them.

Fast forward 3 more weeks and an identically-sized backlog is beside the sink. Just spent an hour washing them.

iamwhoiam

NewbridgeIR wrote: »

I try to recycle as much as possible but want to draw the line at washing out plastic containers of mince and chicken fillets. My preference would be to chuck them in the general waste.
My wife disagrees and thinks we should wash them and put in recycling bin.

There was a build up of plastic containers stacked beside the sink before Christmas. About 3 weeks worth. Very untidy. I bit the bullet one afternoon when my wife was at work and washed the lot, let them dry and recycled them.

Fast forward 3 more weeks and an identically-sized backlog is beside the sink. Just spent an hour washing them.

Why not wash them straight away when opened ? I open meat and immediately fill the tray with hot water and soap . I can only imagine three weeks later they must stink to high heaven ?

Nevin Parsnipp

iamwhoiam wrote: »

Why not wash them straight away when opened ? I open meat and immediately fill the tray with hot water and soap . I can only imagine three weeks later they must stink to high heaven ?

Much too simple and straightforward !

Pat does not like such scenarios....would much prefer to let the plastic containers build up into a malodorous ugly pile of rubbish which confronts him every morning.

And moans about it on a public discussion board.

That's Pat ...nothin straightforward and simple !

Professor Genius

NewbridgeIR wrote: »

I try to recycle as much as possible but want to draw the line at washing out plastic containers of mince and chicken fillets. My preference would be to chuck them in the general waste.
My wife disagrees and thinks we should wash them and put in recycling bin.

There was a build up of plastic containers stacked beside the sink before Christmas. About 3 weeks worth. Very untidy. I bit the bullet one afternoon when my wife was at work and washed the lot, let them dry and recycled them.

Fast forward 3 more weeks and an identically-sized backlog is beside the sink. Just spent an hour washing them.

Sounds like you’ve been de-balled. Why isn’t your lazy lass washing them and recycling them if that her choice??

NewbridgeIR

Professor Genius wrote: »

Sounds like you’ve been de-balled. Why isn’t your lazy lass washing them and recycling them if that her choice??

I am the one washing and recycling them. She isn't. That's the TA.

New Home

I went to get something from the car, and when I closed the door I forgot to remove my thumb...