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Things That Trialvilly Annoy You.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,241 ✭✭✭Be right back


    Hairdressers who try to sell you shampoo from their salon!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,407 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    The polls consistently over the years over egg SF's final percentage.

    Personally I would take a good 5% off that at least.

    Exactly. If we believe polls then Hillary is the US president, David Cameron never won his last election as leader and Brexit never happened.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,688 ✭✭✭storker


    Pat Kenny's insistence on pronouncing Greta Thunberg's surname as "Thunberry". Yes Pat, maybe it is how they pronounce it in Sweden, but you're supposed to be communicating in English, not showing off your knowledge.

    TA'd by Pat Kenny in general actually. Not for the first time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,849 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    When your waiting for somebody to call and you've to use the toilet as soon as your in there. You fear somebody outside.


  • Registered Users Posts: 49 MissDisaster


    Feeling so overwhelmed by college work that I’m stuck in brain freeze mode.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,506 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Have a course to do for work over the next six Tuesdays, starting today. Handy enough and counts as a work day on the roster.

    Only there is a woman on it who has the most annoying, drawn-out smoker's laugh of all-time. She seems to laugh at everything too, so it is so, so grating on the ears.

    Jesus give me strength.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    Waiting on my Iceland delivery.Supposed to be here at 11.Rang just now,its on its way so we shall see.

    Wouldnt mind i could have went in to town and still would have been back in time at this rate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,612 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Picture this. Yes I get you met a girl that YOU think is brilliant but stop writing songs about her. I don't know her and she's pissing me off !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,641 ✭✭✭Mollyb60


    Dentist appointment. Dreading it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 478 ✭✭Millicently


    Feeling so overwhelmed by college work that I’m stuck in brain freeze mode.
    Maybe take a short break and go for a walk. Sometimes the best thing is just to walk away from it for a bit, get some air and clear your head then come back to it with a fresh mind.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    storker wrote: »
    Pat Kenny's insistence on pronouncing Greta Thunberg's surname as "Thunberry". Yes Pat, maybe it is how they pronounce it in Sweden, but you're supposed to be communicating in English, not showing off your knowledge.

    TA'd by Pat Kenny in general actually. Not for the first time.

    Same. He is such a dry sh*te, I don't know how he passes off as a TV "personality".


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    When you are dining with someone and obviously aren't meant to talk with your mouth full but also you're not both going to sit there in silence eating. So, the appropriate etiquette might be to say something while your mouth is empty and then place a forkful of food in your mouth. TA people who wait until just after you've put the fork of food in and then say, "what?" - it actually enrages as opposed to TAs me. Especially (and I can't believe how often this happens) people who have actually heard you, but just say "what" out of habit, followed a few seconds later by their response. or, the ones who keep saying, "what?" even though you are waiting until you've finished that mouthful before repeating yourself. Oh my God it just drives me insane!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    storker wrote: »
    Pat Kenny's insistence on pronouncing Greta Thunberg's surname as "Thunberry". Yes Pat, maybe it is how they pronounce it in Sweden, but you're supposed to be communicating in English, not showing off your knowledge.

    TA'd by Pat Kenny in general actually. Not for the first time.

    Forgive me, but does that mean all xxxxbergs are pronounced xxxxberry ?
    In Sweden that is😊

    As for Kenny...he should be pushed out to sea, naked.....on an iceberry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,241 ✭✭✭Be right back


    When you call someone by a wrong name and it sticks in your head that's what they are called.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 478 ✭✭Millicently


    Mary Lou McDonald, I'm sick to death of seeing her ugly mush everywhere. How people are even considering voting for SF is a mystery to me. It's like they are suffering from collective amnesia.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 832 ✭✭✭Nevin Parsnipp


    Antares35 wrote: »
    When you are dining with someone and obviously aren't meant to talk with your mouth full but also you're not both going to sit there in silence eating. So, the appropriate etiquette might be to say something while your mouth is empty and then place a forkful of food in your mouth. TA people who wait until just after you've put the fork of food in and then say, "what?" - it actually enrages as opposed to TAs me. Especially (and I can't believe how often this happens) people who have actually heard you, but just say "what" out of habit, followed a few seconds later by their response. or, the ones who keep saying, "what?" even though you are waiting until you've finished that mouthful before repeating yourself. Oh my God it just drives me insane!

    Use paragraphs for fcuck sake would you ?

    Nothin boils my p1$$ more that some kernt who is too lazy to break up the wall of text.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,612 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Forgive me, but does that mean all xxxxbergs are pronounced xxxxberry ?
    In Sweden that is😊

    As for Kenny...he should be pushed out to sea, naked.....on an iceberry
    eisenberry 1 has spoken :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Crappy wine glasses in restaurants. I know I sound like a knob but I love a really big, but thin glass that has been chilling for a few minutes. I hate when you get given some short stemmed yoke that’s like something they rooted out from the 1950s with room temp warm served


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,506 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Suffering from something of a moral dilemma.

    Was in Lidl earlier picking up a roll for my lunch tomorrow, when I spotted a fella flagrantly stuff a bottle of spirits up his jacket, skip along the side of a busy queue at the till, and slip out the door undetected. Now I assumed the alarm would sound, but it didn't and none of the staff were aware of what happened as they were swamped by the evening rush.

    Didn't want to cause a scene either as it's none of my business and I'm not one for vigilante justice, but it has been playing on my mind ever since that I should have at least reported it, or popped into the garda station on the way passed. I recognised someone outside waiting for the thief as a known junkie in town, but wouldn't be confident of identifying the culprit.

    TA: beating myself up over something beyond my control.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 478 ✭✭Millicently


    Crappy wine glasses in restaurants. I know I sound like a knob but I love a really big, but thin glass that has been chilling for a few minutes. I hate when you get given some short stemmed yoke that’s like something they rooted out from the 1950s with room temp warm served
    Worse still is ordering a gin and tonic and being handed a ridiculous stemmed glass with have a garden allotment of stuff floating in it. Why is it so hard to just serve it in a tumbler with a slice of lemon, lime for preference?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭ArnoldJRimmer


    Suffering from something of a moral dilemma.

    Was in Lidl earlier picking up a roll for my lunch tomorrow, when I spotted a fella flagrantly stuff a bottle of spirits up his jacket, skip along the side of a busy queue at the till, and slip out the door undetected. Now I assumed the alarm would sound, but it didn't and none of the staff were aware of what happened as they were swamped by the evening rush.

    Didn't want to cause a scene either as it's none of my business and I'm not one for vigilante justice, but it has been playing on my mind ever since that I should have at least reported it, or popped into the garda station on the way passed. I recognised someone outside waiting for the thief as a known junkie in town, but wouldn't be confident of identifying the culprit.

    TA: beating myself up over something beyond my control.

    It could have been worse, last year I held a door open for a lad who had a case of beer in his arms. He politely thanked me, before I noticed the security guard legging it towards the door. The shop got the beer back, but yer man got away


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,407 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Suffering from something of a moral dilemma.

    Was in Lidl earlier picking up a roll for my lunch tomorrow, when I spotted a fella flagrantly stuff a bottle of spirits up his jacket, skip along the side of a busy queue at the till, and slip out the door undetected. Now I assumed the alarm would sound, but it didn't and none of the staff were aware of what happened as they were swamped by the evening rush.

    Didn't want to cause a scene either as it's none of my business and I'm not one for vigilante justice, but it has been playing on my mind ever since that I should have at least reported it, or popped into the garda station on the way passed. I recognised someone outside waiting for the thief as a known junkie in town, but wouldn't be confident of identifying the culprit.

    TA: beating myself up over something beyond my control.

    You could go back and tell the manager. They might be able to look at CCTV and see who it is. The most they will probably do is bar them from the shop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Use paragraphs for fcuck sake would you ?

    Nothin boils my p1$$ more that some kernt who is too lazy to break up the wall of text.

    Mod

    For someone who is obsessed about another user's posting style, you should be able to post better than that.

    There is no need to resort to that level either.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,849 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Mary Lou saying ''Let me just say''.


  • Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭JanaMay


    The legs of my pyjamas are a bit long and wide, so when I’m legging it up the stairs I often fall on my face.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    Want tea and toast at bedtime. Don't want to have to get up for a wee in the middle of the night. TA cannot reconcile these two things!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 957 ✭✭✭MuffinTop86


    People who hold their hand up in front of their mouth while chewing and speaking. It looks ridiculous


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,204 ✭✭✭Kitty6277


    Worse still is ordering a gin and tonic and being handed a ridiculous stemmed glass with have a garden allotment of stuff floating in it. Why is it so hard to just serve it in a tumbler with a slice of lemon, lime for preference?

    99% of the time I serve a G&T in a tumbler glass I’m asked “oh, have you none of the fancy glasses?”

    TA’d at that actually now that I think of it. Who cares what kind of glass it’s in?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,641 ✭✭✭Mollyb60


    My entire mouth is still aching from the dentist yesterday. On the plus side my teeth are lovely and shiny now. I don't know if it's worth the pain though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,086 ✭✭✭Nijmegen


    Businesses that had great customer service during the downturn who have crap service now that they're booming. Looking at you, car dealerships.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,536 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Kitty6277 wrote: »
    99% of the time I serve a G&T in a tumbler glass I’m asked “oh, have you none of the fancy glasses?”

    TA’d at that actually now that I think of it. Who cares what kind of glass it’s in?

    those fishbowl glasses are just completely impractical to drink from.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Had to sit in a completely different area of the canteen this morning because there was a woman ploughing noisily into her breakfast near where I normally sit. The noises were vile, worse than pigs!


  • Registered Users Posts: 646 ✭✭✭Space Dog


    Washing my hands after going to the toilet in many restaurants. The water is usually ice cold (why is hot water still such a luxury in Ireland these days???) and the hand dryers don't work at all or stop every few seconds. So lovely to walk around with freezing wet hands in February!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,086 ✭✭✭Nijmegen


    Space Dog wrote: »
    Washing my hands after going to the toilet in many restaurants. The water is usually ice cold (why is hot water still such a luxury in Ireland these days???) and the hand dryers don't work at all or stop every few seconds. So lovely to walk around with freezing wet hands in February!

    A toilet I regularly use has separate hot and cold taps from back in the day. Cold as Jean Claude Van Damme's nipples from the Coors ad off one and Satan's scalding hot piss from the other. Good luck and have fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,175 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    Ta my fixated brain feeding my inner teenage girl.

    Mr he who gives me butterflies and I have finished out mutual project, as I sent back my final amendments I asked if he wanted to hear any feedback to the presentation once it was finished?
    He responded 'let me know how you get on'

    A common phrase ,but strange use from him, but my brain is fixated on how it seems personal.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 478 ✭✭Millicently


    Kitty6277 wrote: »
    99% of the time I serve a G&T in a tumbler glass I’m asked “oh, have you none of the fancy glasses?”

    TA’d at that actually now that I think of it. Who cares what kind of glass it’s in?
    I like it in a tumbler, at home I'll always put it in a tumbler but I have actually seen someone order it in a bar and when it was brought in a normal glass say that they didn't want it because they wanted a stemmed glass and they'd run out of them. A good gin doesn't need anything but a decent tonic and a wedge of citrus fruit, all the other nonsense that's served with it just kills the flavour of the gin imho.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,628 ✭✭✭Gamer Bhoy 89


    Sitting having my lunch in a chipper/restaurant and I've spotted a child watching me while I eat. How about you learn manners? It's rude to stare.

    I figured if I catch his eye he might get a red neck and stop looking...... nope. Eyes are gawked onto me. Parent doesn't give a shíte.

    I hate people watching me when I'm eating, working or having a coffee. It happens a lot.

    Maybe I look funny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 478 ✭✭Millicently


    When pets stare intently at something invisible in a room. It creeps me out and makes me wonder what they can see.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    Eflow threatening legal action for 4.90 arrears. Are they having a f*cking laugh. An old tag on an old car I no longer drive. It's just so daft to threaten legal action (which would cost hundreds) for such an amount :p

    A quick call to them to pay over the phone and undertake to return said feckin tag sorted it. Why didnt they pick up the phone instead of jumping straight on the legal bandwagon...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,309 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    I've said this on here before but time wasters on sites such as Adverts and Done Deal.

    To thine own self be true



  • Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    Woke up this morning with the mother of all cold sores.My lip was all lopsided and huge.So sore.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,506 ✭✭✭Doctor Nick


    Had to stay an extra 2.5 hours in work fixing errors made by my colleagues. This job has to be returned to our client tomorrow. Every time this job comes in I explain how it should be done and they all say they understand and will do it correctly next time.

    TA at colleagues who can't be arsed following very simple instructions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,264 ✭✭✭Poochie05


    When a sponsored post with an M&S discount code shows up in your feed and you go shopping online for a few things, only for the post to have disappeared when you go to put in the code

    Should have written it down :(


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,035 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Antares35 wrote: »
    Eflow threatening legal action for 4.90 arrears. Are they having a f*cking laugh. An old tag on an old car I no longer drive. It's just so daft to threaten legal action (which would cost hundreds) for such an amount :p

    A quick call to them to pay over the phone and undertake to return said feckin tag sorted it. Why didnt they pick up the phone instead of jumping straight on the legal bandwagon...

    Probably a bad case of indiscriminate mailmerge...
    Had to stay an extra 2.5 hours in work fixing errors made by my colleagues. This job has to be returned to our client tomorrow. Every time this job comes in I explain how it should be done and they all say they understand and will do it correctly next time.

    TA at colleagues who can't be arsed following very simple instructions.

    "Oh, your procedure didn't work!"
    "How is that possible? Did you follow my instructions?"
    "Of course we did, to the letter... except for this bit, and that part, and this thing here, and this looked like too much effort, and this 'cause we've never done it before and the other bit that we've always done differently... but we did follow your instructions, to the letter!"

    Drives me spare!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,105 ✭✭✭Trigger Happy


    Adverts.ie still allowing animals to be sold on the "adoption" part of its site. First ad in the dog section is Presa Canario pups, clearly for sale, price included and all. Its no better than Donedeal.

    Special place in hell for people who treat animals like they do in those backyard puppy farms.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 106 ✭✭SheroP


    ‘People’ faffing about in queue in supermarkets at till and when assistant ask for payment for goods they look like, wtf , oh I need to pay ???? And then proceed to fumble looking for purse/wallet , all the while feigning apologies 😡😡😡


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    The Barrys Tea add about the millennial drama student living in Brooklyn.

    Vomit imitating life imitating the dreams and aspirations of an affected teabag.

    To the sounds of a Proclaimers cover. Spewfest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,241 ✭✭✭Be right back


    When pets stare intently at something invisible in a room. It creeps me out and makes me wonder what they can see.

    Or when young children do it...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 175 ✭✭achmairt


    Dermot Bannon is everywhere. I don't watch his boring programmes but then he pops up on adverts about anything and everything. Can't stand him...


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,797 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    People not texting back ☹️


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