Things That Trialvilly Annoy You.

Millicently

Paying to reserve a train ticket only to get on the train and hear an announcement that the seat reservation system isn't working so ''sit where you find a seat'. Oh and the absolutely disgusting dirt birds who throw rubbish around trains. I felt so sorry for the cleaning lady who was boarding the train as I was getting off it yesterday evening. Some asshole had crushed a tube of pringles all over the carpet, there were bottles rolling around on the floor, a toilet roll on a table and discarded rubbish all over the carriage and that was only one carriage.



Oh and the inconsiderate mammy who stood in the hall and let her toddler run up and down a carriage unsupervised while he annoyed people pulling at them and their stuff, if people can't be arsed to take care of their kids then don't bloody have them. I think that she got on at Portlaoise so she was probably visiting some scrote in jail.

degsie

thomil wrote: »

Speaking for me personally, it's for three reasons:

A) I have a reservation and want to get as close to the coach with my reserved seat.

Trying to simply get to an empty, or less crowded part of the train.

C) I'm trying to get to a part of the train that is closer to the station exit at my destination.

I picked up all three of these habits back in Austria and Germany, but it's kinda hard to get rid of them :pac:

Yeah true, but watch next time. As soon as the train is pulling in, people almost instinctively en mass walk in the SAME direction (zombie like) as the slow moving train. You NEVER see people walk in the other direction. It's bizarre!

Widdershins

I know what you mean Degsie. Possibly same ones who lurch out of seats and to the carriage doors before the train has pulled in and stand swaying from the poles. I think they press the door button too. Drones give me a giggle.

They do that ^^^ on buses too.I give them the death stare if they start forcing past instead of letting people get off in order. Cant stand people who act like life's a scrum.

TA I smoked an emergency B&H and didn't enjoy it so I want another one because it's unfinished business

Whatever Sunday enter any café in a town or city to encounter an environment where the ALL the other patrons are just there simply to pass the time away on a Sunday. Two to Five bored kids from more than one family are running around the place annoying other customers.

The restrooms need attention.

Poochie05

Spent half the weekend changing email address for (hopefully) all my logins. Got an email to the old address from one of the service providers who made me provide PayPal transaction ids and account balance information to prove who I was, asking how was the service with the chat rep.

I am anticipating a few companies will have separate correspondence databases that won’t get updated

Gwynplaine

Deleted User wrote: »

Whatever Sunday enter any café in a town or city to encounter an environment where the ALL the other patrons are just there simply to pass the time away on a Sunday. Two to Five bored kids from more than one family are running around the place annoying other customers.

The restrooms need attention.

Why do the yanks call the toilets "restrooms"? I've never seen anyone have a rest in a toilet.

That in this day and age a restaurant you may be interested in visiting does not have a website or even just a google link to their menu up.

Why would I take the chance in traveling to a new spot only to find the menu’s crap?! Post your menus ffs!

Badly Drunk Boy

I'm trivially annoyed that I might be getting to old for gigs (or they're too young for me).

I ventured to Dublin on Friday (having booked into a lovely hotel), went to the gig in The Button Factory, but had the following 'observations':

• It was absolutely roasting! (yet lads with long hair were covering their heads with thick woolly hats). I used to have long hair, but I never compounded the situation! :pac:
• An annoying person (and his 'buddy') were chatting all the way through the gig. I was a big fan of their cigarette breaks, though. :rolleyes:
• Afterwards, I sat down on a couch by the cloakroom, to cool down outside of the 'music' area (but in the venue), but some lad tripped and spilled his drink on me, as I got a leg cramp. I couldn't extend by go-go-gadget long leg to deal with the situation (but should have just stood up, in retrospect). Leg-Cramp!!!

Gwynplaine

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Why do the yanks call the toilets "restrooms"? I've never seen anyone have a rest in a toilet.

Murican influence and these coffee chains with a few grainy black and white images from the 1070s inside.

Doctors room ghost

When you are driving along minding your own business and then.bang bang bang.youre driving on big bone shaking cats eyes.shakes the living sh1te out of you and the car.
Also above ground cats eyes.hate them.i like the ones they sink in the ground
I’m mighty mighty fed up of this bastad weather too.damaging winds and plenty of fixing to be done after it.ive a gate in sh1te since morning that will take an age to fix when the wind finally fcuks right off.

cj maxx

Google and their ads like this one
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2020/02/14/aliensmight-have-placed-beacon-centre-milky-way-say-scientists/
Really ,why do 'scientists' 'believe' this to be to be the case? Absolute sh1te talk

the purple tin

I saw a promo for the next Bond film which features the new theme song. If it was in black and white it could pass for one of those arty, pretentious perfume ads. Looks like the film will be caca

the purple tin

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Why do the yanks call the toilets "restrooms"? I've never seen anyone have a rest in a toilet.

Or bathrooms? Never seen a bath in a public toilet.

Be right back

Hailstones.

Princess Calla

My laptop!

Only used these days for transferring pictures off the camera.

From day 1 many moons ago, the cursor sticks into magnifying mode, so the screen is increasing, decreasing, increasing... Ffs give my head peace.

Tauriel

the purple tin wrote: »

I saw a promo for the next Bond film which features the new theme song. If it was in black and white it could pass for one of those arty, pretentious perfume ads. Looks like the film will be caca

I cannot wait to see the day that Daniel Craig is no longer Bond. I hated the first film with him as Bond so much that I haven't watched any of the others with him.

Bredabe

Passing food around at an extended family gathering,
I overheard a pair talking about a well know radio personality, the man said that the personality was mad into poodles and the Inla.

Ta'ed I didnt get the opportunity to find out what he actually meant to say.

Nevin Parsnipp

Bredabe wrote: »

Passing food around at an extended family gathering,
I overheard a pair talking about a well know radio personality, the man said that the personality was mad into poodles and the Inla.

Ta'ed I didnt get the opportunity to find out what he actually meant to say.

I think I know the "personality" you are referring to ..

I know that they love BEEF STRUDEL and travel to INDIA......suggest you check the BATTERIES ON YOUR HEARING AID !

Wayne Jarvis

The total shítshow that is the Caroline Flack thread.

Princess Calla

Guy Person wrote: »

The total shítshow that is the Caroline Flack thread.

All the rip threads descend into chaos.

Your Face

Youtube videos with long intros.

Just get to the information!

cj maxx

Northern cans of Guinness. Because they're 440ml there seems to be a tad too much gas in the widget thing leaving too much of a head

Redneck Reject71

The Flack thread, we all have done wrong to someone in our lives, so IMO none of us has the right to judge another. She is dead and her family is grieving, leave it at that. No one here knew her on a personal level. So judge yourself before doing it to others.

MuffinTop86

People who only shower once or twice a week and when they do they spend at least 30 minutes in it.

JustAThought

selfish absolute ARSEHOLE NEIGHBOURS who put their bins out at7pm on the night of storm dennis and their **** gets blown all over the road and they ignore it and then the bloody bin rolls over and it all empties and the bloody bin blows around up and down the street for hours banging off everyones parked cars and paintwork and they are sitting with their curtains open in their front room just not arsed. I will TA them into their own coffins if thus keeps up.I was going to cellotspe their refuse to their front door snd windows when they did it ( again) last week. TA serious understatement.

People slurping tea..

Jesus Christ!!..

People slurping tea goes absolutely f*cking through me!!!

Gretas Gonna Get Ya!

JustAThought wrote: »

selfish absolute ARSEHOLE NEIGHBOURS who put their bins out at7pm on the night of storm dennis and their **** gets blown all over the road and they ignore it and then the bloody bin rolls over and it all empties and the bloody bin blows around up and down the street for hours banging off everyones parked cars and paintwork and they are sitting with their curtains open in their front room just not arsed. I will TA them into their own coffins if thus keeps up.I was going to cellotspe their refuse to their front door snd windows when they did it ( again) last week. TA serious understatement.

I hate your neighbours too! They sound like real cnuts! :pac:

Give me your address, I'll be around in a while to help you! Can we set their sh!t on fire too? It's only fair!!

whisky_galore

Go to a public toilet, no coat hook or some eejit thought he would stick it to the man and break the coat hook off.

Toilets in work and people taking the toilet roll home with them.

Vittu

People in Lidl who have to bag a weeks worth of shopping before they pay for it ensuring the next person cannot pay for their items and be gone. I feel like saying something but it's really not worth it.

Pawwed Rig

Your Face wrote: »

Youtube videos with long intros.

Just get to the information!

And the constant calls to 'like and subscribe and enable notifications'
Eh No, no and no

Antares35

Redneck Reject71 wrote: »

The Flack thread, we all have done wrong to someone in our lives, so IMO none of us has the right to judge another. She is dead and her family is grieving, leave it at that. No one here knew her on a personal level. So judge yourself before doing it to others.

Just TA in general at those threads and the posters on them as if anyone who actually knew and loved the girl gives a toss what posters on Boards say. Whether its RIP or saying mean things or defending her or whatever. Nobody who actually knew her even sees this stuff yet half the nation (it seems) is squabbling about it in Boards as if it is what they think that matters.

the purple tin

Deleted User wrote: »

People slurping tea..

Jesus Christ!!..

People slurping tea goes absolutely f*cking through me!!!

plus a big hissy 'ahhhh' noise after each slurp.
It is a toss up for me between noisy eaters and noisy drinkers.

Gwynplaine

Deleted User wrote: »

People slurping tea..

Jesus Christ!!..

People slurping tea goes absolutely f*cking through me!!!

What about knife lickers? Or even worse, double dippers?

the purple tin

OH wears socks to bed then kicks them off at night. When you go to change the bedclothes there does be loads of socks falling out.

the purple tin

Guy Person wrote: »

The total shítshow that is the Caroline Flack thread.

It is spilling out into numerous other threads and taking them over too.

Aglomerado

the purple tin wrote: »

OH wears socks to bed then kicks them off at night. When you go to change the bedclothes there does be loads of socks falling out.

I do this and am always wondering where my socks got to or why I can't get matching pairs as they are usually hiding in my duvet cover after washing!

the purple tin

More bed based annoyances, oh sometimes brushes her hair in bed leaving stray hairs on the sheets and it gets my goat something awful.


Puts her freezing cold feet on my legs to warm them up, i'm not a bloody hot water bottle.


Rolls over and steals all the blanket and holds it in a vice like grip while asleep


Digs me in the ribs with her elbow or knee when she climbs over me for a pee.

IAMAMORON

Getting ignored and patronised by my other half, only 3 days after blow jobs, dinners, flower buying and general shenanigans. Not necessarily in that particular order.

Widdershins

Expected visitor can't give me an e.t.a for good reasons, but its still TA. Sometime today or this eve is all I know.

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

Household items that don't perform the one and only task for which they are designed. Absolutely boils my piss that some of the stuff ever even makes it to market..........

[snip]

I mean, the vast majority of these things......that's all they're designed to do, and they fail miserably.

YOU HAD ONE F*CKING JOB!

Following on from this post, a number of others which have come to light recently......

Ice cube trays, from which it is impossible to extract the ice
Ice cube trays which crack and shatter as you twist and bang them to get the ice out
Ketchup/mayo squeezy bottles that have 1/3rd of the sauce still in the bottle but it won't come out no matter how much you try
Teapots/jugs/measuring containers that don't pour properly and the liquid dribbles down the outside
frying pans that have raised centres so the butter/oil pools around the edges where it is coldest
Veg peelers that can't withstand a little bit of pressure and fall apart
Sinks/plugholes that get clogged for no reason
Ironing boards that aren't fit for purpose
"Dog" toys that fall apart after 2 mins

Mollyb60

Scratchy throat, bunged up, feel like dried sh1te.

Widdershins

C Flack thread, jees.
Oh, the huge manatee!

Millicently

whisky_galore wrote: »

Go to a public toilet, no coat hook or some eejit thought he would stick it to the man and break the coat hook off.

Toilets in work and people taking the toilet roll home with them.

I also have a fear of lifting a closed lid on a toilet in a public or work loo, one never knows what horror might lurk beneath.

Be right back

Passed a building recently that had a sign on the door, warning people to look left and right when crossing the road outside!

Millicently

mustang shelly wrote: »

I cannot wait to see the day that Daniel Craig is no longer Bond. I hated the first film with him as Bond so much that I haven't watched any of the others with him.

You'll be more annoyed when they bring in a black lesbian who identifies as a man, a part time James/Jasmine Bond. Laugh while you may it's only a matter of time before James becomes an ethnic minority or changes gender, diversity and all that.:D

Ragnar Lothbrok

Millicently wrote: »

You'll be more annoyed when they bring in a black lesbian who identifies as a man, a part time James/Jasmine Bond. Laugh while you may it's only a matter of time before James becomes an ethnic minority or changes gender, diversity and all that.:D

I do think Idris Elba would make a great James Bond.

Not that I'm suggesting he's a closet lesbian, mind.

Pawwed Rig

Millicently wrote: »

You'll be more annoyed when they bring in a black lesbian who identifies as a man, a part time James/Jasmine Bond. Laugh while you may it's only a matter of time before James becomes an ethnic minority or changes gender, diversity and all that.:D

Dr Who fan??

Ash.J.Williams

Aglomerado wrote: »

I do this and am always wondering where my socks got to or why I can't get matching pairs as they are usually hiding in my duvet cover after washing!

i bought my oh a new radiator as it was getting ridiculous ..sleeping with an eskimo

Millicently

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Dr Who fan??

Can't stand Dr Who but my husband has been a huge fan since the early 70's but has given up since yer woman took over. He gave it a chance, wasn't really too bothered about it being a woman but is sick and tired of the wokeness and feeling lectured to. It's no longer Dr Who, it's a basic woke fest for St Greta fans and the BBC's diversity drive.

Redneck Reject71

Millicently wrote: »

You'll be more annoyed when they bring in a black lesbian who identifies as a man, a part time James/Jasmine Bond. Laugh while you may it's only a matter of time before James becomes an ethnic minority or changes gender, diversity and all that.:D

They should use a Mexican,why I can see it all now.He strolls into the cantina with his tipped boots and bola tie.Orders up a Tequila and beer and announces himself to the people there."Hola amigos mi nombre es Bond, Juan Bond."heh.