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Things That Trialvilly Annoy You.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Just keep them away from me in bed, ya hear? :mad:

    I intend to sleep in myown separate bed part of the timewhen I move in with my fiancee. There's a lot to be said for keeping some of your own space. TA the idea that couples must fuse at the hip and doeverything together forevermore. So suffocating.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,506 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Got my teeth deep cleaned yesterday under local anaesthetic. Got through it like a trooper though :D

    I don't know what is a bigger TA since though:

    a) My teeth are really sensitive even to a small sip of water.

    b) My hygiene routine now includes three extra procedures to do every night on top of regular brushing, about ten minutes in all (dentist even said to try to do the extra procedures during lunch at work at work- ain't nobody has time for that).

    c) I am due at least one more cleaning in a few weeks time- they cost €200-odd a pop. Not to mention an hour's journey up to Dublin (and my next appointment finishes just when the rush-hour begins, with a numb face on me to boot)

    The periodontist couldn't have been nicer, but I still hate her profession.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    I'd love to personally install a filter in these people. Can you guess where I would shove it ;)

    People who claim to not have a filter aren't even remotely like those of us who do actually have a faulty filter. We tend not to advertise the fact because it's usually embarrasingly self -evidently. I'm perfectly capable of keeping my opinions to myself but how I express them can be a problem that I don't think I'll ever fully master. The poster who said that it's not always negative things that can be expressed clumsily is right.Oh, that heart sinking moment when you tell a platonic male friend that he's a great guy and he's become very special to you and you see the look of terror sweep across his face because he thinks you mean something more than your words.

    TA rude people who don't actually understand what not having a filter means but boast about it and double TA to all you boring Nuero typical people who don't seem to understand that some of us just mean what we say and say what we mean. Why can't you just stop with the nuance!? WHY?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    When having a neutral accent is mistaken for an English accent, and something to be erased. An English accent is something I would have no issue with as long as it's not a squawking Essex accent.
    Tbh I've come to the conclusion I'd much rather English than muck savage, English - hating bigots.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    I intend to sleep in myown separate bed part of the timewhen I move in with my fiancee. There's a lot to be said for keeping some of your own space. TA the idea that couples must fuse at the hip and doeverything together forevermore. So suffocating.

    We sleep in separate rooms at the moment. OH is a chronic, loud snorer and is up and out for work at 05:30. I'm pregnant, working full time and studying so need my sleep. It just wouldn't work if we slept in the same room right now. It seems odd but it works for us. I'd rather that than be like my parents - going to bed together then having a fight literally every morning at 3am which culminates in my dad having to leave and go into the spare room anyway. :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Antares35 wrote: »
    We sleep in separate rooms at the moment. OH is a chronic, loud snorer and is up and out for work at 05:30. I'm pregnant, working full time and studying so need my sleep. It just wouldn't work if we slept in the same room right now. It seems odd but it works for us. I'd rather that than be like my parents - going to bed together then having a fight literally every morning at 3am which culminates in my dad having to leave and go into the spare room anyway. :o

    I dont think it is odd. There are plenty of sound reasons like yours that aren't a reflection on the affection between the couple.

    I slept alone for 5 years when at home and one of the things that made me refuse to live with my past boyfriend was the dread of losing that space. On top of that, I go through stages of stress which means I might talk in my sleep, toss and turn and splay all over the bed. I'd have to be self consciously minding my behaviour in bed if we shared it every single night.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 478 ✭✭Millicently


    I intend to sleep in myown separate bed part of the timewhen I move in with my fiancee. There's a lot to be said for keeping some of your own space. TA the idea that couples must fuse at the hip and doeverything together forevermore. So suffocating.
    When you share a bed with someone for a long time the bed feels very empty without them, even if they do snore and hog the sheets and treat you like a hot water bottle. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,309 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Raw broccoli does not constitute as a side salad.
    That's just lazy.
    At least blanche the bloody thing a bit.

    To thine own self be true



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    When you share a bed with someone for a long time the bed feels very empty without them, even if they do snore and hog the sheets and treat you like a hot water bottle. :D

    We did share one before our circumstances changed, and I would be lying if I said I don't miss him :( But I also know his life would be in danger if he woke me at 2am snoring :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Depends on the bedmate, Milicently :) I didn't miss the one I had in those 5 years and I never feel sad on the many nights Im away from my fiance. Although sometimes just before getting in I do miss him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    People who claim they have "no filter".

    "Oh I just say it as I see". Yeah, we all know that. Opinion on everything.

    ''People either love me or they hate me!''

    I'm gonna go ahead and guess you're a prick so.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 478 ✭✭Millicently


    Antares35 wrote: »
    We did share one before our circumstances changed, and I would be lying if I said I don't miss him :( But I also know his life would be in danger if he woke me at 2am snoring :pac:
    I've managed to muttering oh for foooks sake and kicking him in the leg for decades when he snores. The I remind myself that I'm no saint and he puts him with far more from me than I have to with him. It all balances out, whatever works for the couple is all that matters not what anyone else thinks you should be doing.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,035 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    It's the start of Lent, I'm in no way religious but the Irish Independent have a story about fasting and Lent and are using a photo of a Muslim woman in a hijab to sideline it to Ramadan. Firstly, Lent is an optional thing that most Christians don't do any more and secondly Ramadan is not optional Muslims have no choice in doing it.

    You might want to double-check your sources.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,972 ✭✭✭mikemac2


    I was using the self service checkouts in a large supermarket and a chap wandered up with a trolley full of stuff

    It’s not as he was saving time, there were plenty of normal checkouts open with hardly any queues. In fact it would be slower to do it self service

    The shop assistant in charge of self service directed him over to the proper checkouts and he gave out hell over it. Fair play to the staff member, self service is not for full trolleys and she stood her ground

    He got thick over it, stormed out and left the trolley. Now another staff member will have to restock everything

    TA’d at the entitlement as if he is better than us all. I hope they bar him


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    I've managed to muttering oh for foooks sake and kicking him in the leg for decades when he snores. The I remind myself that I'm no saint and he puts him with far more from me than I have to with him. It all balances out, whatever works for the couple is all that matters not what anyone else thinks you should be doing.

    Unfortunately that doesn't work for us as it becomes an endless cycle of me waking him to say he is snoring, him apologising and then doing it again a few minutes later..not how I want to spend my night! :)


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 7,381 Mod ✭✭✭✭HildaOgdenx


    mikemac2 wrote: »
    I was using the self service checkouts in a large supermarket and a chap wandered up with a trolley full of stuff

    It’s not as he was saving time, there were plenty of normal checkouts open with hardly any queues. In fact it would be slower to do it self service

    The shop assistant in charge of self service directed him over to the proper checkouts and he gave out hell over it. Fair play to the staff member, self service is not for full trolleys and she stood her ground

    He got thick over it, stormed out and left the trolley. Now another staff member will have to restock everything

    TA’d at the entitlement as if he is better than us all. I hope they bar him

    In my local supermarket, there is a clear sign saying that the self service is basket only, no trolleys. They narrowed the entrance to the self service queue with the placement of the sign.

    Some people still insist on blundering through. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,499 ✭✭✭✭Tauriel


    2 pairs of black socks went into the washing machine and now none of the 4 of the individual socks are the same length :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,997 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    In my local supermarket, there is a clear sign saying that the self service is basket only, no trolleys. They narrowed the entrance to the self service queue with the placement of the sign.

    Some people still insist on blundering through. :rolleyes:

    I've brought a trolley through self service. I would only have a few items though. Carrying a basket around can be a pain in the hole, especially when it gets heavy.

    Supermarket shopping in general is my annoyance though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    TA the online advice for supporting grieving people is very limited and basic. In general, awareness campaigns are almost vapid.

    Edit. The online advice was a good starting point to build on. Could be more detailed.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 343 ✭✭Wtf ?


    Foodstuffs that proudly say ''Resealable'' They never are.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 478 ✭✭Millicently


    Wtf ? wrote: »
    Foodstuffs that proudly say ''Resealable'' They never are.
    I bought a packet of smoked cheese slices in Dunnes yesterday that said the pack was resealable, it tore in 2 places while I was opening it. What's the point in lying about it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 478 ✭✭Millicently


    TA the online advice for supporting grieving people is very limited and basic. In general, awareness campaigns are almost vapid.

    Edit. The online advice was a good starting point to build on. Could be more detailed.
    You might be better looking for smaller more local groups than general online information. I hope you find something that helps.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    People hiding behind their "issues".
    Just an excuse to act like a ballbag and accept no responsibility.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    The Rubberbandits.

    They've become full of shíte and self importance. Everything they initially rallied against.
    There's a video gone viral on Twitter of an Aircoach stopped on the side of the road on it's Cork to Dublin journey.
    The Driver apologised but said there's a horse in the field that the owners been neglecting so he stops to feed him.
    Nice story.

    They've jumped on the back it saying it's brilliantly "anti-colonialism" by the Irish.

    WT actual fúck does that mean?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 343 ✭✭Wtf ?


    Back to foodstuff, That CRAPPY plastic they pack pasta etc in. No matter how careful you are it always rips arseways:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,241 ✭✭✭Be right back


    People who fall asleep in the cinema and start snoring!


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    I met my friend out walking his dog last night and it kept jumping up on me. Friend thought it was gas 'oh he likes you, you've made a friend there etc' but my good jeans got muddy streaks on them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,641 ✭✭✭Mollyb60


    Dunno what to have for lunch. Something smells lovely here in the office but I can't figure out what it is or who owns it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 478 ✭✭Millicently


    razorblunt wrote: »
    The Rubberbandits.

    They've become full of shíte and self importance. Everything they initially rallied against.
    There's a video gone viral on Twitter of an Aircoach stopped on the side of the road on it's Cork to Dublin journey.
    The Driver apologised but said there's a horse in the field that the owners been neglecting so he stops to feed him.
    Nice story.

    They've jumped on the back it saying it's brilliantly "anti-colonialism" by the Irish.

    WT actual fúck does that mean?
    There's horses starving in fields all over Ireland, usually dumped by the people who celebrated their 'ethnicity Day' yesterday. Rescues can't keep up with it because there are so many horses, well done to that driver for helping. Won't here the pair of tw!ts calling out the ethnic minority on the abuse though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 478 ✭✭Millicently


    The term 'their truth', there's only THE truth and fiction.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    I’m seeing this a lot lately. Owners who have picked up their dog dirt and put it in a poo bag, and instead of waiting for the nearest bin, they tie the bag around a tree branch. What is the actual point of that? Utterly disgusting. The poo would be better off on the ground


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,530 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    razorblunt wrote: »
    The Rubberbandits.

    They've become full of shíte and self importance. Everything they initially rallied against.
    There's a video gone viral on Twitter of an Aircoach stopped on the side of the road on it's Cork to Dublin journey.
    The Driver apologised but said there's a horse in the field that the owners been neglecting so he stops to feed him.
    Nice story.

    They've jumped on the back it saying it's brilliantly "anti-colonialism" by the Irish.

    WT actual fúck does that mean?

    Did those English rotters dump the horse there in between occupying and general all round Black and Tanning?
    Do Aircoach drivers have bales of hay with them for such eventualities?
    Bit ironic that Aircoach is a subsidiary of a UK transport group..


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    I’m seeing this a lot lately. Owners who have picked up their dog dirt and put it in a poo bag, and instead of waiting for the nearest bin, they tie the bag around a tree branch. What is the actual point of that? Utterly disgusting. The poo would be better off on the ground

    I do this where there is no bin provided, and I collect it on the way back and dispose of it when I find a bin or use the bin at home. I'm not going to carry a bag of sh*t with me for a 4 mile round trip. If they can put the effort and resources into erecting signs detailing fines etc. then they can provide a feckin bin too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,530 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    The poo would be better off on the ground

    No it wouldn't, neither are acceptable.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,128 ✭✭✭Tacitus Kilgore


    Antares35 wrote: »
    I do this where there is no bin provided, and I collect it on the way back and dispose of it when I find a bin or use the bin at home. I'm not going to carry a bag of sh*t with me for a 4 mile round trip. If they can put the effort and resources into erecting signs detailing fines etc. then they can provide a feckin bin too.


    Oi, no-one forces a dog on you, or forces you to walk it in public, or forces you to let it shite on public ground, or forces you to walk a 4 mile round trip, provide your own solution. Temporary litter is still litter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,872 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    I’m seeing this a lot lately. Owners who have picked up their dog dirt and put it in a poo bag, and instead of waiting for the nearest bin, they tie the bag around a tree branch. What is the actual point of that? Utterly disgusting. The poo would be better off on the ground

    It would be better off left unbagged as long as its not on a path. Least it will biodegrade into grass, mud.

    I do agree with the poster above that more bins should be provided but then I've seen so many public bins full of (and surrounded by) household waste. It must get irritating for the council to constantly clean up after wasters.

    There's my TA, people who dump their household waste on the ground around public bins.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Antares35 wrote: »
    I do this where there is no bin provided, and I collect it on the way back and dispose of it when I find a bin or use the bin at home. I'm not going to carry a bag of sh*t with me for a 4 mile round trip. If they can put the effort and resources into erecting signs detailing fines etc. then they can provide a feckin bin too.

    Where I was walking, there was a bin about two minutes further up. And this bag had been hanging for quite some time. There was a swarm of flies around it. I would absolutely carry it with me until I found a bin.
    No it wouldn't, neither are acceptable.

    I agree but at least the rain would eventually wash it away or it would biodegrade into the grass, hanging on a tree in a bag is absolutely disgusting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    TAd at dogs - they're turning us all against each other.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,039 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Antares35 wrote: »
    I do this where there is no bin provided, and I collect it on the way back and dispose of it when I find a bin or use the bin at home. I'm not going to carry a bag of sh*t with me for a 4 mile round trip. If they can put the effort and resources into erecting signs detailing fines etc. then they can provide a feckin bin too.

    I always find “comfort” in carrying the little bag around with me when I’m in the park at dusk or on a dark winter’s night.

    I feel it adds a level of “protection” against any, potential, muggers.

    Carrying a knife is illegal and “fisted” keys always strikes me as a way of injuring yourself more. No, give me a little bag of dog poop and I feel much safer.

    Safety never smelled so bad.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,530 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Your Face wrote: »
    TAd at dogs - they're turning us all against each other.

    Dogs are fine, owners are the problem.

    The pair next door, I've never seen them outside of their run or being walked. It's like a prison for them. Why do these people bother getting dogs when all they do with them is stick them in a mini Alcatraz.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,872 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    I always find “comfort” in carrying the little bag around with me when I’m in the park on at dusk or on a dark winter’s night.

    I feel it adds a level of “protection” against any, potential, muggers.

    Carrying a knife is illegal and “fisted” keys always strikes me as a way of injuring yourself more. No, give me a little bag of dog poop and I feel much safer.

    Safety never smelled so bad.


    Keeps the auld hands warm on a cold winters night too, Emmet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Dogs are fine, owners are the problem.

    It was a wee joke. There is the rest of boards for the back and forth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,872 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Your Face wrote: »
    TAd at dogs - they're turning us all against each other.

    Rise of the Planet of the Canines.

    Step 1: Make the humans fight over our ****e.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    I always find “comfort” in carrying the little bag around with me when I’m in the park on at dusk or on a dark winter’s night.

    I feel it adds a level of “protection” against any, potential, muggers.

    Carrying a knife is illegal and “fisted” keys always strikes me as a way of injuring yourself more. No, give me a little bag of dog poop and I feel much safer.

    Safety never smelled so bad.

    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    Keeps the auld hands warm on a cold winters night too, Emmet.

    Shure you could put butter on it :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    Dogs are fine, owners are the problem.

    The pair next door, I've never seen them outside of their run or being walked. It's like a prison for them. Why do these people bother getting dogs when all they do with them is stick them in a mini Alcatraz.

    So sad, I will never understand this. One of the joys of having a dog is getting them out and about and allowing them to be proper dogs and express natural behaviour. There's also the benefit that you have to get out and about whatever the weather or schedule, rather than being stuck to the sofa. Though of late when it's minus ar*e freezing outside, I do question this one :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,128 ✭✭✭Tacitus Kilgore


    I always find “comfort” in carrying the little bag around with me when I’m in the park on at dusk or on a dark winter’s night.

    I feel it adds a level of “protection” against any, potential, muggers.

    Carrying a knife is illegal and “fisted” keys always strikes me as a way of injuring yourself more. No, give me a little bag of dog poop and I feel much safer.

    Safety never smelled so bad.


    Visions of a mugger being beaten half to death with a bag of spicy dogshite

    :pac::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,499 ✭✭✭✭Tauriel


    Visions of a mugger being beaten half to death with a bag of spicy dogshite

    :pac::pac:

    There was a woman on the radio donkeys years ago and she called up to mock the guy that mugged her. Apparently she uses an old handbag carry around the used poop bags.

    I would love to of been a fly on the wall when that mugger opened up the handbag to take stock of his inventory :D:D


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,035 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    There was a woman on the radio donkeys years ago and she called up to mock the guy that mugged her. Apparently she uses an old handbag carry around the used poop bags.

    I would love to of been a fly on the wall when that mugger opened up the handbag to take stock of his inventory :D:D


    I'm trying to suppress laughter here, but I've an attack of the giggles and tears streaming down my face. Well done, Shelly. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,530 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    There was a woman on the radio donkeys years ago and she called up to mock the guy that mugged her. Apparently she uses an old handbag carry around the used poop bags.

    I would love to of been a fly on the wall when that mugger opened up the handbag to take stock of his inventory :D:D

    Any fly would be delighted with a bag of shyte.


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