Things That Trialvilly Annoy You.

Autecher

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I feel your....pain?

Threw it on the Ground has been stuck in my head for the last week.

The day this doesn't make me laugh is the day I have given up on life.

the beer revolu

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

There's my TA, the anger about vegan/veggie diets.

This is really getting on my wick.
Wtf is people's problem?
You know what? Sagging off vegan/veggies isn't original, isn't smart, isn't funny. It just makes people seem unoriginal, stupid and unfunny.
But hey, all the other, unoriginal, stupid, unfunny people will think you are great!
God, you people are boring ass hats!

the beer revolu

Young fella, just finished his leaving cert, called to work looking for a job the other day.
Great, you might think. We have a brilliant lad working there the last two years who came to us that way.
Problem; Mammy came with him all the way to the door and did the talking on his behalf! Stupid woman, while meaning the best for her son, made sure that the young fella will never get a job there because she made him look useless and mollycoddled.

Deebles McBeebles

the beer revolu wrote: »

This is really getting on my wick.
Wtf is people's problem?
You know what? Sagging off vegan/veggies isn't original, isn't smart, isn't funny. It just makes people seem unoriginal, stupid and unfunny.
But hey, all the other, unoriginal, stupid, unfunny people will think you are great!
God, you people are boring ass hats!

A few folks on here just can't accept that its a thing. In the real world, I've never seen that kind of reaction but hey that's the internet for you.

the beer revolu

the beer revolu wrote: »

Problem; Mammy came with him all the way to the door and did the talking on his behalf! Stupid woman, while meaning the best for her son, made sure that the young fella will never get a job there because she made him look useless and mollycoddled.

Poor guy.

the beer revolu

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

A few folks on here just can't accept that its a thing. In the real world, I've never seen that kind of reaction but hey that's the internet for you.

Oh, it's prevalent in the real world, too.
Usually just a throwaway, "I hate vegans" or "they're so preachy". Same kinda people that use terms like men/women, English, feminist, liberal etc. in a pejorative sense. Boring, stupid people.

EmmetSpiceland

Shemale wrote: »

People who think they walk fast infuriate me. I do walk really fast most of the time as I'm always late.

I frequently pass by a "fast walker" and get this, they break into a run to get back in front of me move across my line and then "fast walk" 10 metres in front of me, until I pass them again and then they break into a run etc.

You should be allowed to kick the legs from under them.

What is the mindset "He walks fast but not as fast as me, quick, run"

I’m not really a fast walker but, like you, my time keeping isn’t the best so I’m sometimes in a rush to get past people.

One time I skipped ahead of this old guy on a street in the city centre. I didn’t even notice him, I was just in a hurry.

Anyway, a few meters down the road the same old guy runs past me, turns around and shouts “ha!” at me. I honestly didn’t know we were in a race to that arbitrary point on the footpath but I guess he won so fair play to him.

gifted

The Dubzzz have arrived.....tranquility of the pool has been shattered by this arrival of inbred tribe...how ya pal...aright there Anto.....poxy bollix ya...

Take them now God....please.

Mollyb60

The phrase: "It's not my monkey, not my circus". Christ almighty.

Bredabe

Ppl, who say x is 'only a child' when a complaint is made about x's bad behaviour and how taking 'child' to task will only frighten them as they are only a 'child'.

More often than not 'child' is in their late teens or twenties.


TA, the misuse of the english language.

Aglomerado

Mollyb60 wrote: »

The phrase: "It's not my monkey, not my circus". Christ almighty.

A HEO I worked with in the civil service said that once. I was not impressed given that this HEO spent most of their working day talking about cakes while their subordinates/'monkeys' got on with the job in hand.

von Smallhausen

Bredabe wrote: »

Ppl, who say x is 'only a child' when a complaint is made about x's bad behaviour and how taking 'child' to task will only frighten them as they are only a 'child'.

More often than not 'child' is in their late teens or twenties.


TA, the misuse of the english language.

Ah sur little Johnny had a tough up bringin' bein' an only child an all.
That's all well and good madam, but little Johnny is 6' 4 and is 24...you don't go around being a nuisance without being reprimanded.

Gwynplaine

The septics and their stoopid way of writing down the date.
Month/Date/Year. Why isn't the film called "Born on July the 4th"

Mams hippo flaps

Gwynplaine wrote: »

The septics and their stoopid way of writing down the date.
Month/Date/Year. Why isn't the film called "Born on July the 4th"

9-11 conspiracy theorists will love you!

Trigger Happy

Mams hippo flaps wrote: »

9-11 conspiracy theorists will love you!

You mean the 11-9 theorists?

Your Face

When I get a phone call from an unrecognized number and the person calling just assumes I know who they are and what they want.

Its like playing 'Guess Who'

lbc2019

Loud people on the train

Went to BOI ATM after 6PM outside bank of Ireland . One of Two machines working and theres a fupping queue.
Sod that. Didn't bother with queue Walked home.

selous

leo and his parish priest comment, (he said what he said) and then the folk that quote what he said but don't say what he said, He said Parish priest.....Not Catholic Priest, Don't know who is worse.

retro:electro

Raging at my bf cos he took a pic of me with the girls and I’m like you never told me I got fat you big dirty bastard

Ragnar Lothbrok

retro:electro wrote: »

Raging at my bf cos he took a pic of me with the girls and I’m like you never told me I got fat you big dirty bastard

Hahahaha. Yeah right, that's exactly what every girl wants to hear from her bf

retro:electro

So I’ve decided that I’d like to lose a little weight but I’ve also decided that I’d like to eat all the things so yeah.

Also Deli staff who don’t seem to know what a small bit of ketchup means. Shark attack sandwich here

lbc2019

retro:electro wrote: »

So Ive decided that Id like to lose a little weight but Ive also decided that Idlike to eat all the things so yeah.

Also Deli staff who dont seem to know what a small bit of ketchup means. Shark attack sandwich here

Oh they just squirt it everywhere- got forbid they would use a knife to even it out, no blobs of sauce on your sandwich

When people come into the off licence looking for the galleo wine. It's gallo you ****wits!

Boom_Bap

Belly doing summersaults.
Sinus blocked.
Plumber coming sometime between 9 this morning and 9 tonight.
Coffee pot is empty.
Rear view mirror fell off in the car.
House needs a scrub.

Dramatik

Why would you tell someone that they look like one of their parents? So you're saying I look like 30+ years older than I am? :mad:

Ragnar Lothbrok

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Belly doing summersaults.
Sinus blocked.
Plumber coming sometime between 9 this morning and 9 tonight.
Coffee pot is empty.
Rear view mirror fell off in the car.
House needs a scrub.

............or tomorrow......or next week......or next month......or never :eek:

ohnonotgmail

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Belly doing summersaults.
Sinus blocked.
Plumber coming sometime between 9 this morning and 9 tonight.
Coffee pot is empty.
Rear view mirror fell off in the car.
House needs a scrub.

Blimey, i've never seen a video that long.

Comic Book Guy

When the front seat passenger in the car you are driving insists on leaning forward at every junction blocking your view to tell you if the coast is clear.

Sit back you prat, I'm the driver!

Up Donegal

Comic Book Guy wrote: »

When the front seat passenger in the car you are driving insists on leaning forward at every junction blocking your view to tell you if the coast is clear.

Sit back you prat, I'm the driver!

That's not as bad as when the front seat passenger is leaning forward, is blocking the driver's view and DOESN'T say whether the coast is clear or not!:mad:

Bredabe

The combination of magical thinking and judgemental streak.

Up Donegal

Being connected to a call centre for a utility/insurance company and being told that "Your call will be answered in X minutes" and after holding for X + God knows how many more minutes, you're cut off.

Another is "Please stay on the line - your call is important to us":(:mad:

the beer revolu

I'm the youngest of 5 in my family.. When people hear this, the automatic response is "you must have been so spoilt!"

Thing is, no one likes spoilt people, me included.

So, what you are saying is that I come across as a selfish, self entitled arsehole who can't or wont do anything for themselves?

Thank you for that compliment. are you as blunt with everyone you meet or just with youngest family members?

Kitty6277

I’ve fallen absolutely in love with a car in the UK that I really want. Can almost afford it, but am just a bit short when you take everything into account. Anyway, I sent it to my dad, who I’ve never asked for anything in my life, and he said he’d try and help if he could, and to let him know of the final figures when I had them worked out. So I did that, and heard nothing. So I suppose that’s an answer in itself :rolleyes:

Bredabe

I asked the person paid to know these things if x location was within walking distance or we would need to drive to y?, the ta is responses like, its close/far enough.

As the girls would say, 'what does that even mean'?

Dial Hard

Most first world TA ever: came on my holliers to Cancun yesterday and have woken up at 6am local time despite being awake for 24 hours yesterday.

Can't even get up and start unpacking or anything as my sister is still comatose in the other bed.

Ragnar Lothbrok

Dial Hard wrote: »

Most first world TA ever: came on my holliers to Cancun yesterday and have woken up at 6am local time despite being awake for 24 hours yesterday.

Can't even get up and start unpacking or anything as my sister is still comatose in the other bed.

Oh poor Dial Hard, my heart bleeds for you :rolleyes:

Dial Hard

Ragnar Lothbrok wrote:

Oh poor Dial Hard, my heart bleeds for you

The birds are really noisy too :pac

Ragnar Lothbrok

Dial Hard wrote: »

The birds are really noisy too :pac

Could life possibly get any worse for you?

the beer revolu

Dial Hard wrote: »

Most first world TA ever: came on my holliers to Cancun yesterday and have woken up at 6am local time despite being awake for 24 hours yesterday.

Can't even get up and start unpacking or anything as my sister is still comatose in the other bed.

Go to Isla Mujeres - little island about 20 minutes from Cancun Town.

Twenty odd years ago it was really gorgeous and low key compared to Cancun Resort - real paradise island stuff. Might be worth a day trip, at least.

Texting my boyfriend:
Me on Wednesday: Will we go to such a place on Sat night.
Him: No response.
Me yesterday: Will we go to such a place Sat night.
Him: No response.
Me today: I won't do a big shop if we are going to such a place tomorrow night.
Him: No response.

Ok I'll ring him. Ding ding. Ding ding. Ding ding.
NO. RESPONSE!!!!!!


My anger is boundless and and all consuming. It stretches out further than the deepest darkest recesses of the earth.

New Home

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Belly doing summersaults.
Sinus blocked.
Plumber coming sometime between 9 this morning and 9 tonight.

A plumber won't be able to help with either of those things. :pac:

Up Donegal wrote: »

Being connected to a call centre for a utility/insurance company and being told that "Your call will be answered in X minutes" and after holding for X + God knows how many more minutes, you're cut off.

Another is "Please stay on the line - your call is important to us":(:mad:

MURDER!!!

Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »

Could life possibly get any worse for you?

I know, the poor thing... and she hasn't even got sunburnt yet!:pac:

Blitzkrieger

With the heat there's a lot of women around in short shorts. While this is generally nice to look at, I cant help but be a bit jealous - if I wore short shorts around the place parents would be shielding their kid's eyes!

Deebles McBeebles

Deleted User wrote: »

Texting my boyfriend:
Me on Wednesday: Will we go to such a place on Sat night.
Him: No response.
Me yesterday: Will we go to such a place Sat night.
Him: No response.
Me today: I won't do a big shop if we are going to such a place tomorrow night.
Him: No response.

Ok I'll ring him. Ding ding. Ding ding. Ding ding.
NO. RESPONSE!!!!!!


My anger is boundless and and all consuming. It stretches out further than the deepest darkest recesses of the earth.

Can other people see him too, Perse?

Rubberlegs

The dog always lies in the most awkward of places, doorways etc. Sometimes she stands up as I am stepping over her and being large she trips me over. She also leaves her ball in sneaky places so that I stand on it and go flying

freshpopcorn

People who don't say what they want and give out.
Examples.
A guy goes to a barber and he doesn't tell the barber what he wants. They then complain there hair is to short and they whole process happens again next time they get a cut because they didn't say what they wanted.
Somebody goes to a deli/carvery counter they let the person scoop in loads of mash and instead of telling them to stop they say nothing and complain and next time they go there they could say ''Just two scoops is enough but they don't''.

Deebles McBeebles

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Can other people see him too, Perse?

Shìt. Is it that obvious that I made him up?

Dial Hard

the beer revolu wrote:

Go to Isla Mujeres - little island about 20 minutes from Cancun Town.

Yep, plan to hit there and Cozumel. We're a bit outside Cancun town so not in the middle of the real touristy area. Moon Palace for anyone who might be planning a trip, can't recommend it enough. We did Florida for a week then here for a week last year and it loved it here so much we came back for the two weeks this year.

ArnoldJRimmer

freshpopcorn wrote: »

People who don't say what they want and give out.
Examples.
A guy goes to a barber and he doesn't tell the barber what he wants. They then complain there hair is to short and they whole process happens again next time they get a cut because they didn't say what they wanted.
Somebody goes to a deli/carvery counter they let the person scoop in loads of mash and instead of telling them to stop they say nothing and complain and next time they go there they could say ''Just two scoops is enough but they don't''.

Worked in a restaurant and it used to infuriate me when someone clearly wasn't happy with their meal, and would just mutter and grumble instead of allowing us to fix whatever the problem was or grab them something else

Kivaro

Rubberlegs wrote: »

The dog always lies in the most awkward of places, doorways etc. Sometimes she stands up as I am stepping over her and being large she trips me over. She also leaves her ball in sneaky places so that I stand on it and go flying

Looking at your username, I ain't blaming the dog for your rubber legs incidents.