Things That Trialvilly Annoy You.

Gwynplaine

Does Donald Trump not realise they he is an immigrant too? As are all white, black, Hispanic, Asian people.

Bredabe

Some body changed the setting on my work computer, now the text is huge and the way web pages is set out is irritating, most annoying, the print and set up for my twitter is sooooo big, blind freddie could read it from across the road!!!

Spent most of the am trying to get it back to the way it was and nothing has worked, the IT guru will not be happy with having to fix this.

Pawwed Rig

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Does Donald Trump not realise they he is an immigrant too? As are all white, black, Hispanic, Asian people.

So are American Indians if you go back far enough.
US is a crazy place at the moment. So happy I don't live there.

Boom_Bap

Bredabe wrote: »

Some body changed the setting on my work computer, now the text is huge and the way web pages is set out is irritating, most annoying, the print and set up for my twitter is sooooo big, blind freddie could read it from across the road!!!

Spent most of the am trying to get it back to the way it was and nothing has worked, the IT guru will not be happy with having to fix this.

Hold the CTRL button on your keyboard and use the roller ball on your mouse to resize.

retro:electro

I’m a moron. Am checked into hotel for a wedding and as id planned on making a quick escape in the morning I only brought leggings and a t shirt, and completely forgot to bring shoes to wear home. So the only shoes I have are the high heels I’ve on me.
Fab

Badly Drunk Boy

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Hold the CTRL button on your keyboard and use the roller ball on your mouse to resize.

Or if you like pressing the keys, hold CTRL and then the - or +.

cj maxx

retro:electro wrote: »

I’m a moron. Am checked into hotel for a wedding and as id planned on making a quick escape in the morning I only brought leggings and a t shirt, and completely forgot to bring shoes to wear home. So the only shoes I have are the high heels I’ve on me.
Fab

You’ll be be a sight for sore eyes looking like that in the morning. Dirty stop out!

cj maxx

Waking up the next morning after trawling through boards and finding the Utd thread open on my phone. Makes me feel dirty

Mam of 4

retro:electro wrote: »

I’m a moron. Am checked into hotel for a wedding and as id planned on making a quick escape in the morning I only brought leggings and a t shirt, and completely forgot to bring shoes to wear home. So the only shoes I have are the high heels I’ve on me.
Fab

See if there's flip flops in a basket in the Ladies ?
Done that at daughters wedding and they vanished like hotcakes and most wore them later that night
Have a great day !

TA , ahhmm , can't decide what to do for dinner .

Boom_Bap

Mam of 4 wrote: »

See if there's flip flops in a basket in the Ladies ?
Done that at daughters wedding and they vanished like hotcakes and most wore them later that night
Have a great day !

TA , ahhmm , can't decide what to do for dinner .

or make shoes out of tissue boxes.....pro tip, leave a few tissues in the box for a cushioning effect

Mam of 4

Boom_Bap wrote: »

or make shoes out of tissue boxes.....pro tip, leave a few tissues in the box for a cushioning effect

Excellent idea BB !

Or , she can rob her partners shoes and strut her way out in the morning !

Jenna James

Mam of 4 wrote: »

See if there's flip flops in a basket in the Ladies ?
Done that at daughters wedding and they vanished like hotcakes and most wore them later that night
Have a great day !

TA , ahhmm , can't decide what to do for dinner .

Have a dinner party and invite us all?! :pac:

Mam of 4

Jenna James wrote: »

Have a dinner party and invite us all?! :pac:

Ha think it'll be pick your favourite take away and bring it with you

retro:electro

Mam of 4 wrote: »

See if there's flip flops in a basket in the Ladies ?
Done that at daughters wedding and they vanished like hotcakes and most wore them later that night
Have a great day !

TA , ahhmm , can't decide what to do for dinner .

I’m more of a crocs woman Mam :pac:

My boyfriend is like “did you remember to bring your toothbrush? You always forget that well”

“Of course I did. Jesus I’m not a total moron”

.. Totally forgot my toothbrush as well.

Mam of 4

retro:electro wrote: »

I’m more of a crocs woman Mam :pac:

My boyfriend is like “did you remember to bring your toothbrush? You always forget that well”

“Of course I did. Jesus I’m not a total moron”

.. Totally forgot my toothbrush as well.

oh , how could I forget the crocs ?
More to the point , how could you

Ah here , next time you're going away let me know and I'll pm you a check list to make sure you forget nothing

Boom_Bap

retro:electro wrote: »

I’m more of a crocs woman Mam :pac:

My boyfriend is like “did you remember to bring your toothbrush? You always forget that well”

“Of course I did. Jesus I’m not a total moron”

.. Totally forgot my toothbrush as well.

make toothbrush out of a tissue box?.....nah that won't work.

Your Face

People who can't use footpaths correctly.

Pick a side and stick to it!

Ol' Donie

My hair.

Both trivial and annoying.

I mean, what's it's problem? If I get it cut, it just looks a bit less annoying. Except if it's too short, which is also annoying.

Just shut up, stupid hair.

RMAOK

Ol' Donie wrote: »

My hair.

Both trivial and annoying.

I mean, what's it's problem? If I get it cut, it just looks a bit less annoying. Except if it's too short, which is also annoying.

Just shut up, stupid hair.

Shave it all off, perhaps?

NewbridgeIR

The Now 3 CD reissue and the way it differs to the original.
2 missing tracks and 13 of the others in different versions.

Poochie05

Thanks Amazon for your lovely email and being so considerate.
So that I am not waiting for my goods too long, you have split the order to get part of it to me straight away.

Only the Kindle cover isn’t much good without the Kindle

MuffinTop86

Ticketmaster. Or else the Olympia theatre, not sure which.
Booked tickets in the Circle for Coppers the musical last week. All the 31 euro rows were saying restricted view. The rows further up were 50 something.
We get there and there’s a big column in front of the seats.
But the circle was about one third full. So they intentionally sold crap seats. The rest of the row was empty.
Anyway we moved to the 50 euro seats that were free. Musical was graaaand, it was a laugh. People were literally roaring with laughter, maybe my sense of humour is different but I didn’t think it was fall off your seat funny. The sound wasn’t great either, hard to make out what they were saying at times.
Probably more for those who think Mrs. Brown’s Boys is a howl.

freshpopcorn

I was in a shop Today(Several of them in the country).
Teenage guy steals a designer t-shirt. Staff call him back and the Gardai.
His mother was with him and she said they were being discriminated against.
The manager made some comment along the lines of ''I have to look after the stock'' There response was. '' You just work here''.
They left yelling and screaming about discrimination.

freshpopcorn

freshpopcorn wrote: »

His mother was with him and she said they were being discriminated against.
The manager made some comment along the lines of ''I have to look after the stock'' There response was. '' You just work here''.
They lest yelling and screaming about discrimination.

Playing the "discrimination" Card then.:mad:

Blaizes

[Deleted User] wrote: »

People using the imperial system without giving a metric figure. Just reading a book and the author says that the temperature in 1812 when Napoleon was retreating from Moscow was -130 fahrenheit. Had to google it - it was -90 Celsius!

Must be a typo!

That annoys me, always have to google the conversion, ( if it’s something that really interests me ) was never taught the other system in school, not blaming the school though as it was a different time.

Same with Americanised spelling, even my phone has underlined my spelling of Americanised now as a typo!!

freshpopcorn

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Playing the "discrimination" Card then.:mad:

They left the shop saying see you in court. That wasn't for them stealing it was to sue them for discrimination.

Kitty6277

Finished work early and had to come into town to get diesel so I said I’d come in home to mam while I’m here. Came home and she’s not here and doesn’t have her phone so I can’t ring to ask when she’ll be back. Do I wait or not?

Poochie05

Heading to bed, planning an epic sleep after weeks of stress and anxiety. Don’t have to get up in the morning. The one night of the year my neighbours are having a party

Ifevera wiztherewas

Poochie05 wrote: »

Heading to bed, planning an epic sleep after weeks of stress and anxiety. Don’t have to get up in the morning. The one night of the year my neighbours are having a party

Ah sh!te that's more than a TA Poochie. Throw in the headphones and listen to something soothing if possible. Be better than dealing with that annoyance. Hope you catch a break with the stress and anxiety.

Poochie05

Ifevera wiztherewas wrote: »

Ah sh!te that's more than a TA Poochie. Throw in the headphones and listen to something soothing if possible. Be better than dealing with that annoyance. Hope you catch a break with the stress and anxiety.

Thanks! Stress and anxiety were due to workload issues and work problems. While they’re not gone, the fog has lifted a bit so think I’m on the right side of things there
Now just need to catch up on some good quality sleep, heat not helping these past few nights. Hopefully the neighbours won’t be too bad, but it’s only one night so can’t blame them. We’re all allowed one loud party a year in my book!

Sephiroth_dude

Poochie05 wrote: »

weeks of stress and anxiety. (

*hugs*

Poochie05

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

*hugs*

Thanks Seph!

madmaggie

I coloured my hair, and now look like Morticia Addams.

madmaggie

madmaggie wrote: »

I coloured my hair, and now look like Morticia Addams.

Only Older boardsies like me will know what you're on about.



"Uncle Fester"

Ariadne

My ****ing fringe. I have a massive forehead and I look like an egg with a bit of hair on top so I go for a full fringe but it never stays in place and I give up and go for a side fringe and now I look like I have a combover. I give up, you have defeated me once again forehead.

New Home

What are you on about?! Carolyn Jones was a very beautiful woman!

Your Face

madmaggie wrote: »

I coloured my hair, and now look like Morticia Addams.

That's not necessarily a bad thing. :P

Your Face

Your Face wrote: »

That's not necessarily a bad thing. :P

Agreed. The colour movie makes a difference too.

Omackeral

When people say ''typical Yanks'' about any subject regarding the USA. There's around 330 Million of them, 50 States and god knows how many different cultures. The place is so vast that it has 4 time-zones on its main landmass. Some farmer from Kansas is gonna be a world away from some hot-shot stock broker in Manhattan who is gonna be very different to a hipster in Portland who'll be different from a Californian surfer and so on.

Kitty6277

The fact that I have absolutely no energy again today

Archeron

Went to four different shops today looking for raisin danishes and no luck.. It shouldn't be this hard to get raisin danishes.

Leg End Reject

Aldi fruit spiral ice pops. They're lovely but the spirals make them difficult to suck. 😋

madmaggie

Omackeral wrote: »

When people say ''typical Yanks'' about any subject regarding the USA. There's around 330 Million of them, 50 States and god knows how many different cultures. The place is so vast that it has 4 time-zones on its main landmass. Some farmer from Kansas is gonna be a world away from some hot-shot stock broker in Manhattan who is gonna be very different to a hipster in Portland who'll be different from a Californian surfer and so on.

Brought back a memory. I worked with a man who said the only good Brit was a dead Brit. I said that's me and my family gone. He back tracked. Nowadays probably be sacked.

Poochie05

When you go to a bricks and mortar shop to buy something but they don’t have it in stock, and by the time they order it in and call you to come and collect it you could buy it with one click and have it delivered to you door

NewbridgeIR

Poochie05 wrote: »

When you go to a bricks and mortar shop to buy something but they don’t have it in stock, and by the time they order it in and call you to come and collect it you could buy it with one click and have it delivered to you door

"No, don't have it but we can order it for you"


"I can order it myself online. Thanks, bye."

Bobblehats

A lot of these young irish athletes proving medal shy, some of them favourites. Having said that the women’s long jump is always compelling

DareGod

When the person in front of you in the queue at the supermarket checkout turns around to have a good gawk at what you're buying.

When the person in front of you in the queue at the supermarket checkout turns around to get a look at ye.

I always feel like saying Take a bleedin picture while you're at it!!

Up Donegal

DareGod wrote: »

When the person in front of you in the queue at the supermarket checkout turns around to have a good gawk at what you're buying.

When the person in front of you in the queue at the supermarket checkout turns around to get a look at ye.

I always feel like saying Take a bleedin picture while you're at it!!

Or, when the person in front of you at the supermarket starts a full-blown conversation with the cashier! :mad::(

iamwhoiam

Neighbour behind us throws full slices of stale bread on his shed roof . No small bird stands a chance when bloody big seagulls swoop in and screech and cackle and annoy everyone in the vicinity

Kitty6277

At work yesterday, I walked past the chef. “What’s wrong with you?” she asks. I say “nothing, why?” and she replies “you look sick”. That’s what I get for not wearing makeup to work :rolleyes: