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Things That Trialvilly Annoy You.

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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,035 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    Also, the fact that there never seems to be a breath of air in my room all night, til about 4am when the wind decides to pick up to a minor gale and the blinds start clanking like mad. If I could remember the name of the wind god from Junior Cert Classics, I'd be cursing him right now. Aiolus, or summat like that.

    Third TA: the fact that I'm going to have to Google that now and will probably fall down a Wiki rabbit hole.
    Aeolus. No bunnies here.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Pink. A woman heading for 40 still singing songs about teenage angst. Just heard "can we pretend". Dirt. She'll still be hanging around like Madonna like a bad smell in 20 years time, trying to be cool and hip.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,170 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    The general attitude to tax in Ireland.
    The idea that it's the government stealing from you. The general acceptance of evading tax wherever you can.

    What about the idea that taxation goes into a big pot that is used to run our country?
    What about the idea that whenever someone evades tax, the rest of us have to pay more?

    I get it that many people believe that tax isn't used efficiently but lessening the size of the tax pool won't help this. Voting in better politicians is what will help this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    The general attitude to tax in Ireland.
    The idea that it's the government stealing from you. The general acceptance of evading tax wherever you can.

    What about the idea that taxation goes into a big pot that is used to run our country?
    What about the idea that whenever someone evades tax, the rest of us have to pay more?

    I get it that many people believe that tax isn't used efficiently but lessening the size of the tax pool won't help this. Voting in better politicians is what will help this.

    I have often said that I would actually prefer to pay more income tax, if only it could be guaranteed to be spent correctly. Unfortunately, this would probably never be the case.

    Also, it's almost always the high earners/business class that evade tax, the ones who could most easily afford to pay more. PAYE workers don't really get the opportunity to dodge taxes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Ultimate first world TA. I can’t drink my tea in the hairdressers properly because my hair is laden down with foils and I can’t tilt my head back. Also she put sugar in it. Gack.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,175 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    This conversation that Im having for the millionant time yesterday, and its variations.

    1, Friend asked why I was in bad humour, I say its cause my memory issue is getting in the way of something I need to have done seeoner that later. He says that it 'sounds like stress, you need to relax'.

    2. Work asking about my transport receipts even tho they know that Im not allowed drive(evenone knows this), the person who asked this tells me I should try as I 'will get used to it"

    I have professional reports to back these claims, and amatures think they know better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *Grammerly isnt working on this computer!!!!!

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,175 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    OMG, applying for a promotion and I have to find outsider grown up's to vouch for me!
    D(*m, going to have to be nice to irritating strangers for the next while,
    as someone with a medical condition which makes me naturally irritable, this may be the small thing that drives me over the edge.

    Tl/Dr, why dont I have outside friends with posh jobs who I can ask to lie for me!!!!!!

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 710 ✭✭✭ginandtonicsky


    I spent about 20 minutes sitting in my back garden last night and have been DESTROYED by mosquito bites. I've got 6 on my arms and 2 more on my legs. Little fockers :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 624 ✭✭✭Jenna James


    SLUGS. EVERYWHERE OUT THE BACK. WAAAH!!! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 624 ✭✭✭Jenna James


    Ultimate first world TA. I can’t drink my tea in the hairdressers properly because my hair is laden down with foils and I can’t tilt my head back. Also she put sugar in it. Gack.

    Gross! Don't know how people like sugar in their tea but yes sure we are all different!!

    Hope the hair turns out beautiful :)


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,796 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Those cringy lidl ads.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,175 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    SLUGS. EVERYWHERE OUT THE BACK. WAAAH!!! :D

    A bowl of aple cider vinegar with the mother with some washing up liquid in, discouraged the ones who used to live in my ex garden.

    Reusable and eco friendly.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,849 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Trying to write a semi important email especially since I'm not used to it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭dancingqueen


    Working, feeling ill, won't go home cos I'm a martyr. Had steak sambo for lunch and felt amazing until 2pm and now I feel **** again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    Trying to write a semi important email especially since I'm not used to it.
    Just cut the chase.
    Here you go:

    "I quit".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    There's a group of workmen that have been standing around outside their van across the street for the last half hour. A half hour, standing in a busy street, doing nothing. At one point the dip**** who was standing furthest out was doing a little dance. You'd think at some point one of the five would point out that there's no reason to be standing in a dangerous spot, and they'd all go stand on the empty footpath six feet away, but no. I hope they all get run over and get a group Darwin award.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,849 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Kivaro wrote: »
    Just cut the chase.
    Here you go:

    "I quit".

    It's done now.
    After draft and draft of sending it to myself it's done.
    At the last moment I noticed I spelled my surname incorrectly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭ArnoldJRimmer


    Shower head all of a sudden has a mind of its own. No matter what way I try to secure it, it slowly moves until its facing away and soaking the rest of the bathroom


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Shower head all of a sudden has a mind of its own. No matter what way I try to secure it, it slowly moves until its facing away and soaking the rest of the bathroom


    untwist the head slightly, it'll reduce the pressure a wee bit.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭ArnoldJRimmer


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    untwist the head slightly, it'll reduce the pressure a wee bit.

    Cheers, will give that a go


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Don't normally post in here :D But does anyone else find it incredibly annoying that every song which was popular in the past (even if we're only talking about a year ago!) now has its comments section on YouTube completely and totally clogged up with "Anyone still listening in 2017?" "2018 anyone?" "Thumbs up if it's 2019 and you're still in love with this song!" etc etc etc.

    Nobody gives a bollocks, I want to see what people actually think of the song and not what year ye all happen to be watching it in, FFS :D

    In fairness, YouTube comments sections have always been clogged up with irrelevant sh!te, but at least there used to be some variety. EVERY song with more than a few hundred thousand views on YouTube is now 99% "Listening in year X, anyone else?" and pretty much no other commentary at all.


  • Registered Users Posts: 416 ✭✭SaltSweatSugar


    Went for a run in the beautiful park near the house for the first time this afternoon and stupidly forgot to put on insect repellant. My poor legs are destroyed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Shemale


    Went for a run in the beautiful park near the house for the first time this afternoon and stupidly forgot to put on insect repellant. My poor legs are destroyed

    Flys love salt, sweat and sugar


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    Pink. A woman heading for 40 still singing songs about teenage angst. Just heard "can we pretend". Dirt. She'll still be hanging around like Madonna like a bad smell in 20 years time, trying to be cool and hip.

    Dont you dare slag Madonna off.Shes not trying to be cool and hip.**** off with that ageist ****e:mad::mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 957 ✭✭✭MuffinTop86


    dubstarr wrote: »
    Dont you dare slag Madonna off.Shes not trying to be cool and hip.**** off with that ageist ****e:mad::mad:

    Watch her on Graham Norton recently, it was tragic


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Shemale


    My TA is a lot of barbers these days.

    What can I do for you
    1 back and sides and thin the top please
    What fade do you want
    What the **** are you on about

    Have you booked
    No, I have joined the age old queueing system
    Sorry we only take bookings

    Would you like a beer or a coffee
    Would you like a drink with a 95% chance of having anyones hair in it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,549 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Watch her on Graham Norton recently, it was tragic

    She doesn't even look human anymore.

    Remember when the backing dancer tried to remove her cape on some award show and she fell down the stairs? :D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 49 MissDisaster


    That’s was classic! Like a train wreck I couldn’t tear my eyes away from. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Those mini gelatelli cornettos from Lidl. Why did I buy them?? Impossible to eat just one. Don’t even want to think about how many I’m after eating


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    She doesn't even look human anymore.

    Remember when the backing dancer tried to remove her cape on some award show and she fell down the stairs? :D:D

    She got back up though and finished the show.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    People at work swearing oaths that they're going to raise a stink about their situation and then completely caving in the meeting about it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,549 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    dubstarr wrote: »
    She got back up though and finished the show.

    Sure it'd be more mortifying is she just lay there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,849 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Kettle of water.
    Open tea pot.
    Open tin of teabags.

    Kettle of boiling water ends up in the tin of teabags instead of the teapot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭ArnoldJRimmer


    Kettle of water.
    Open tea pot.
    Open tin of teabags.

    Kettle of boiling water ends up in the tin of teabags instead of the teapot.

    Jesus, thats tragic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,158 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    Some plonker power washing his patio for the last two hours
    Bzzzzz bzzzzz bzzzzzz through my brain


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    Parked my lovely new car today in a corner space in an empty carpark away from everyone else .... and guess what? Some fcuking poultice reverses right up beside me crookedly. Bastard .

    I moved.


  • Registered Users Posts: 624 ✭✭✭Jenna James


    FFred wrote: »
    Parked my lovely new car today in a corner space in an empty carpark away from everyone else .... and guess what? Some fcuking poultice reverses right up beside me crookedly. Bastard .

    I moved.

    I would have done the same. F**rs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,675 ✭✭✭✭Ol' Donie


    Kettle of water.
    Open tea pot.
    Open tin of teabags.

    Kettle of boiling water ends up in the tin of teabags instead of the teapot.

    Shtrong aul cup you'd be gettin owwa that.

    Edit: My TA is in fact the way I start talking like people in TV programmes I watch. Watched 2 episodes of Hardy Bucks last night, then this happened.

    I so hated myself when Friends was big.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,675 ✭✭✭✭Ol' Donie


    Shemale wrote: »
    My TA is a lot of barbers these days.

    What can I do for you
    1 back and sides and thin the top please
    What fade do you want
    What the **** are you on about

    Have you booked
    No, I have joined the age old queueing system
    Sorry we only take bookings

    Would you like a beer or a coffee
    Would you like a drink with a 95% chance of having anyones hair in it

    Beer & coffee? Jaysus. I changed barber when they asked if I wanted my eyebrows done (dunno what she was going to do with them, don't wanna know).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    TA that my boyfriend will wash up for bed and spend a good while in the bathroom getting sorted but waits until he’s under the duvet before he unleashes a massive fart


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    TA that my boyfriend will wash up for bed and spend a good while in the bathroom getting sorted but waits until he’s under the duvet before he unleashes a massive fart
    Lolz.

    It’s his digestive system adjusting to the sudden horizontal position apparently or something sciencey and stuff ... (this is why I don’t teach Biology anymore and stick to maths :pac:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,709 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    My trivial annoyance is on RTÉ1 at the moment. Brendan O'Carroll's quiz called For Facts Sake. Apparently it's the last episode, so that's okay. I escaped the rest of them...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,549 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Deja Boo wrote: »
    Not sure what 9-pointed means in the spammer thread.

    I think it means I'm in love!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,506 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Caught behind a tractor on the way in to work this morning on a part of the road where any slow moving vehicle causes a tail-back to develop due to a lack of safe overtaking spots.

    I genuinely believe tractors and other farm machinery shouldn't be allowed on busy thoroughfares before 9AM. The evenings are longer this time of year any way so its not like they are in a massive hurry.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I went shopping yesterday evening for supplies for the weekend. When I got home to cook, I realised that I bought no food to cook and just bought loads of junk food.


    Included in the junk was bog standard jam doughnuts. The jam is not seedless. What f*cking madness is this. I'm very upset about it.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,407 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Being asked to contribute to gifts for people who are leaving the company. In my time here I would estimate over 100 people have left. This is with a total staff of about 50 at any one time. Half of them I barely knew or remember their names:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,920 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Pawwed Rig wrote:
    Being asked to contribute to gifts for people who are leaving the company. In my time here I would estimate over 100 people have left. This is with a total staff of about 50 at any one time. Half of them I barely knew or remember their names


    I once got asked to contribute to a gift for someone who was moving to another department, 15 feet down the office. How I laughed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,204 ✭✭✭Kitty6277


    Not getting paid right from work. I only got paid for around half the hours I actually did :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,170 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    Kitty6277 wrote: »
    Not getting paid right from work. I only got paid for around half the hours I actually did :mad:

    That's not trivial, that's theft (unless you weren't asked to do the work).
    You need to sort this.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,204 ✭✭✭Kitty6277


    That's not trivial, that's theft (unless you weren't asked to do the work).
    You need to sort this.

    I’ll be going straight to the manager when I’m in tomorrow. Think there was issues with the clock in machine so perhaps that’s why, but there’s absolutely no way that I’m letting it go


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