Things That Trialvilly Annoy You.

eisenberg1

MuffinTop86 wrote: »

Watch her on Graham Norton recently, it was tragic

An absolute embarrassment....rude and full of her own sh1t!

The eyepatch was the last straw....you’d expect that from a sixteen year old.

Bredabe

I hate showers, but as I live in the real world, I took one this am. Almost hitting my head in the process,
leaving the bathroom, I spot a hughly huge pile of dog poo right in the way, just getting to max smelliness.(dog is on steroids, so I know it maynot have been a deliberate act)

The real ta of this is that I then went out into the world expecting it was going to be a nicer place and of course was correct or wrong depending oh how ppl look at it.

TA2, all that downloading would have been 50% cheaper IF I had remembered to bring my student card, this just after having to hand over a ransom to the bank for them to issue two drafts on a no charges account+ I had to wait half and hour for them to process god knows what for it!!!
There are not eonugh exploding head emoticons for today!

Gwynplaine

"Bin your gum when you're done"
Every time I see that ad I think of my 6th class teacher.
I can imagine her roaring "bin your gum when you're finished"

Dial Hard

The child a few doors down who has found a vuvuzela somewhere.

Their parents for not immediately removing it.

Ol' Donie

eisenberg1 wrote: »

An absolute embarrassment....rude and full of her own sh1t!

The eyepatch was the last straw....you’d expect that from a sixteen year old.

A 16 year old fùckin eejit.

FFred

Ol' Donie wrote: »

A 16 year old fùckin eejit.

Virgin on the ridiculous...

Jenna James

TA'd I don't know what a vuvuzela is..

Sephiroth_dude

Jenna James wrote: »

TA'd I don't know what a vuvuzela is..

Its a thing you blow into that make an incredibly annoying noise

Today I wore a nice red knee-length sundress with tie straps and a white lace trim. I was feeling good (and looked quite foxy) if I do say so myself.

That changed when a guy I usually like said..."blessed be the fruit".

It's ruined it for me.

Rubberlegs

TA when the nozzle on a bottle of soap is pointing to the back of the bottle.

TA I was in the chemist today and took something out of my bag. I saw a crumpled receipt on the floor and thought it might have fell out so I picked it up. It wasn't mine but I didn't want to throw it back on the floor so I put it in my bag.

ArnoldJRimmer

Candie wrote: »

Today I wore a nice red knee-length sundress with tie straps and a white lace trim. I was feeling good (and looked quite foxy) if I do say so myself.

That changed when a guy I usually like said..."blessed be the fruit".

It's ruined it for me.

I never get why people say sh!t like this. Well they're trying to be funny, but its just rude

New Home

And hurtful.

FFred

Candie wrote: »

Today I wore a nice red knee-length sundress with tie straps and a white lace trim. I was feeling good (and looked quite foxy) if I do say so myself.

That changed when a guy I usually like said..."blessed be the fruit".

It's ruined it for me.

Pics or GTFO

Only joking ... what a bastard..

honeybear

Receipts left in shopping trolleys or at pass machines

FFred

honeybear wrote: »

Receipts left in shopping trolleys or at pass machines

There’s also always a random cabbage leaf in the trolley I select ...

Rubberlegs

I have actually been meaning to post about stuff left in supermarket trolleys, it drives me mental

FFred

Sitting down supping a beer/cider. Life is good. Empty can alert so Waddles to fridge to replenish. Checks the children. Checks fridge for snacks for later. Walks back to seat ...All good.

Plonks in favourite armchair. Puts on a nice tune. Ahhh life is good but then the feckin bladder decides to send a message to brain to empty with urgency. Godammit bladder why didn’t you do that while I was up on my feet for the last five minutes instead of waiting until I’m sitting :pac:

Jenna James

Bladder is bane of my life.

Schwanz

Kopping it's 5 to 10 when you wanted those extra few gargles from the Offo.

B**tard

FFred

Schwanz wrote: »

Kopping it's 5 to 10 when you wanted those extra few gargles from the Offo.

B**tard

Usually happens about 9.40 here, when I innocently ask Mrs. Fred if we can take a quick spin to Aldi for ‘bread’ for the children, lest they starve.

In reality, She knows it’s a beer run for me

decky1

You know when your stopped at a traffic lights and nothing is coming either way and these people still press the button for the traffic lights then they stand there like goms,' CROSS THE ROAD WHEN THERE IS NOTHING COMING' YOU DON'T NEED THE SIGN ON THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS TO TELL YOU WHEN TO CROSS.'

Rubberlegs

Jenna James wrote: »

Bladder is bane of my life.

I am a slave to my bladder . The doctor told me not to drink caffeine or alcohol after 6pm. I politely agreed. Bahahahahaha

On the sofa with a glass of wine

Rubberlegs

Rubberlegs wrote: »

I am a slave to my bladder . The doctor told me not to drink caffeine or alcohol after 6pm. I politely agreed. Bahahahahaha

On the sofa with a glass of wine

I'm like you, bladder the size of a thimble.

I always wake up ready to burst. Nothing gets between me and a morning widdle and lives!

FFred

Rubberlegs wrote: »

I am a slave to my bladder . The doctor told me not to drink caffeine or alcohol after 6pm. I politely agreed. Bahahahahaha

On the sofa with a glass of wine

I can hear your bladder sizzling and bubbling from over the bridge here

Rubberlegs

FFred wrote: »

I can hear your bladder sizzling and bubbling from over the bridge here

Haha, didn't realise it was that loud . Once upon a time I was over that side of the bridge, just about:)

_blaaz

Why
Is
Naten
Carter
On
The
TV

FFred

Rubberlegs wrote: »

Haha, didn't realise it was that loud . Once upon a time I was over that side of the bridge, just about:)

Come back, all is forgiven

When is the Waterford/South Kilkenny beers btw ?

_blaaz

FFred wrote: »

Come back, all is forgiven

When is the Waterford/South Kilkenny beers btw ?

Tomorrow night


In jorrrrdddaaannnssss!!!!!
(Or gradys yard with wanky craft beers,and really nice pizza)

Rubberlegs

_blaaz wrote: »

Tomorrow night


In jorrrrdddaaannnssss!!!!!

Haven't been there in years!

_blaaz

Rubberlegs wrote: »

Haven't been there in years!

Near certain hasnt changed

Rubberlegs

_blaaz wrote: »

Why
Is
Naten
Carter
On
The
TV

Why is he anywhere?

freshpopcorn

_blaaz wrote: »

Why
Is
Naten
Carter
On
The
TV

It's

Repeat.
Television.
Everyday.

FFred

_blaaz wrote: »

Near certain hasnt changed

I have been known to frequent An Uisce Beatha at ‘my’ end of the quay

Rubberlegs

FFred wrote: »

I have been known to frequent An Uisce Beatha at ‘my’ end of the quay

Did that used to be The Hogshead?
TA I can't remember

_blaaz

FFred wrote: »

I have been known to frequent An Uisce Beatha at ‘my’ end of the quay

Wouldnt be unheard of it myself,then cross the road and get last bus out

FFred

Rubberlegs wrote: »

Did that used to be The Hogshead?
TA I can't remember

Used to be Nell’s ....

Anyway TA for me is when a thread like this gets all cliquey with blaas :pac:

FFred

_blaaz wrote: »

Wouldnt be unheard of it myself,then cross the road and get last bus out

There is a high probability that we might know each other to see then :eek:

retro:electro

Getting a text of a family member asking if I’d like their treadmill as they’ve no room for it. Hmm, to be insulted or grateful..
The last one I had made a fine clothes horse

Rubberlegs

FFred wrote: »

Used to be Nell’s ....

Anyway TA for me is when a thread like this gets all cliquey with blaas :pac:

Blaas rule

TA, wrecked tired and the night is young

FFred

retro:electro wrote: »

Getting a text of a family member asking if I’d like their treadmill as they’ve no room for it. Hmm, to be insulted or grateful..
The last one I had made a fine clothes horse

So true. I have one here I’m trying to offload.
TBH the biggest selling point is how many hangers of shirts that it might facilitate as opposed to its aerobic functionality !

Purple Mountain

retro:electro wrote: »

Getting a text of a family member asking if I’d like their treadmill as they’ve no room for it. Hmm, to be insulted or grateful..
The last one I had made a fine clothes horse

Take it greatfully and then flog it on done deal
What TA me this week was: I was in a branch of a well known hardware/homeware chain buying stuff.
Every customer who was paying was asked by the cashier if they'd like to donate to the charity they were currently supporting.
That carry on really annoys me.
I feel its really unfair for the cashiers to be asked to do this as, let's face it, it's mostly annoying and awkward for customers.
Then it's equally unfair to the customer to be asked to make a charitable donation while out buying hardware.
The 3 people in my queue, including me said no anyway and to be honest, I'd be slow to go back to that specific chain again if I can avoid it.
#cheekofyou

freshpopcorn

I was just tidying up and I spilled a half cold pot of tea everywhere. I'm having tea issues lately.

Ariadne

Not trivial but I'm sad so I'm going to put it here anyway. My marriage ending. Ten years she's been in my life. Feeling all sorts of sadness right now.

Purple Mountain

Succubus_ wrote: »

Not trivial but I'm sad so I'm going to put it here anyway. My marriage ending. Ten years she's been in my life. Feeling all sorts of sadness right now.

Oh no Succs. We are here for you, chicken xxx

FFred

freshpopcorn wrote: »

I was just tidying up and I spilled a half cold pot of tea everywhere. I'm having tea issues lately.

Ya know man... we all have to reach rock bottom before we can grow as people. Stay strong my friend :pac:

Trigger Happy

Succubus_ wrote: »

Not trivial but I'm sad so I'm going to put it here anyway. My marriage ending. Ten years she's been in my life. Feeling all sorts of sadness right now.

So sorry to hear that Cleo. Hope you get thru this ok.

I'm sorry to hear what you're going through Succubus,very tough situation, mind yourself xxx

I'm really only getting into online shopping for myself recently, I've only ever used it for the kids up to now, its getting out of hand already, I just went to make a beautician appointment now but couldn't find my card,I knew I had it last night because I bought a dress after going to bed,searched my bag,under the pillow, the floor etc but no sign of it,got out of bed and eventually found it at the end of the bed under the duvet..and I know what yer thinking but yer wrong, no wine involved just ridiculous retail therapy after shopping from 11am to 5.30pm yesterday with all purchases still in the boot of the car due to denial..anyone want to rob a bank with me lol.

eisenberg1

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Its a thing you blow into that make an incredibly annoying noise

I thought you were going to show a picture of a man😂

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

Mood right now:



My current TA is the above. Does anyone else feel overwhelmed these days with all the TV series and film suggestions coming their way? And so many people are SO passionate about their choices and so insistent. I don’t exactly say I’ll put them on a list but I find it hard to be blunt and say “I don’t know if I enough time and/or any interest in watching that”. But, to be blunt here, I take more seriously the suggestions of people who I know share my taste or at least overlap a lot. There just aren’t enough hours in the day to even watch a few episodes of everything suggested. We’re in a television golden age - people do need to pick and choose. It’s honestly making me anxious.

Another anxiety-inducing thing - being added to lots of large Whatsapp groups but that’s a rant for another day.

quickbeam

^^ Agree. I feel the same way. Books too.