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Things That Trialvilly Annoy You.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Ifevera wiztherewas


    When you're trying to enjoy your morning poo/ phone browse and someone goes into the cubicle next to you and just sits there in silence. There's plenty of places to hide. Stop annoying the pooers ya bellend!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    Moderators who cannot be objective and then try to micro manage discussions to go in a certain direction, like a primary school teacher. I know the difference between right and wrong, I do not need your advice on the matter just because you do not like my opinion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,153 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    Moderators who cannot be objective and then try to micro manage discussions to go in a certain direction, like a primary school teacher. I know the difference between right and wrong, I do not need your advice on the matter just because you do not like my opinion.

    Sounds like sour gropes, I mean, grapes.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,244 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    When you're trying to enjoy your morning poo/ phone browse and someone goes into the cubicle next to you and just sits there in silence. There's plenty of places to hide. Stop annoying the pooers ya bellend!

    They're waiting for you to flush so they can plop.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    That I'm not poolside.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    So after all the big build up it was announced that the "surprise superstars" performing at Páirc Uí Choimh next year are Westlife. That's not so much of a TA as I really couldn't give a sh*t.

    My TA is the amount of coverage it's getting on the radio. Every time I turn it on I'm listening to Westlife this and Westlife that. It's taking place next August, for God's sake.

    Maybe I should change my station to a Dublin-based one? Nah, never going to happen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,071 ✭✭✭✭neris


    parents parking on busy roads and letting their kids in or out of the car on the side thats facing the road and on coming traffic



    and brexit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,901 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Its only f*cking Wednesday.

    I will wish my life away if I want, its my right.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,139 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Its only f*cking Wednesday.

    I will wish my life away if I want, its my right.

    I was just saying it feels like Monday all over again... :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,541 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    This low lying sun, that shows off all the spider webs in the garden, scratches on the window panes and dust everywhere.

    Speaking of low-lying sun TA's. On the way in to work this morning I encountered a fella walking the road at the opposite side of the bleeding footpath. And I was driving towards the low-lying sun, and genuinely didn't see him until literally the last moment (I was far enough out anyway not to hit him, but I'm sure it was frightening nonetheless).

    Use the footpath you twerp.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Ifevera wiztherewas


    Its only f*cking Wednesday.

    I will wish my life away if I want, its my right.

    New Home wrote:
    I was just saying it feels like Monday all over again...


    We should start a workers anonymous group. Or a WA thread!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,821 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    Nope, not legally. Obviously, they do, all the time, but they're not supposed to.

    My TA was people who don't know the rules of the road.
    I must brush up on them myself. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,669 ✭✭✭Mollyb60


    Reading the articles about the uproar about the busking ban in Galway. I'm inclined today to agree with them. Just walked past a man busking in Belfast city centre and the amp he has is blasting him out all the way down Donegall Place. You'd be deafened standing beside him it's so loud. And what's worse is that he clearly doesn't know the words to the song he was singing.
    "I'm rye ova heeeeeeeeeahhhh, washin oooh eeeeaahhhh, oohhhhhhhh". He was trying to sing Dancing on my Own by Calum Scott. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Mollyb60 wrote: »
    Reading the articles about the uproar about the busking ban in Galway. I'm inclined today to agree with them. Just walked past a man busking in Belfast city centre and the amp he has is blasting him out all the way down Donegall Place. You'd be deafened standing beside him it's so loud. And what's worse is that he clearly doesn't know the words to the song he was singing.
    "I'm rye ova heeeeeeeeeahhhh, washin oooh eeeeaahhhh, oohhhhhhhh". He was trying to sing Dancing on my Own by Calum Scott. :rolleyes:



    I understand where you're coming from.

    Its an introduction of bye-laws regulating busking.
    Some people are talking about it as a outright ban.


    I think what some people are taking issue with is that some of the regulations are a bit ridiculous.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,244 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    Went to a cheap café for lunch. Lunch was decent. Service very friendly.
    Got up and left and as a walked away, my arse felt wet, well, because it was. I went back to tell them that the seat was wet. His surprise told me that he hadn't been washing seats. He was very apologetic.
    Sure enough, it was piss. Strong piss. Straight home, jeans and jocks into the washing machine and me into the shower.

    Can't really be angry at the café or even the poor unfortunate who pissed themselves in a café.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,821 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    People talking like they're in coronation st.
    Hi (Deirdre) dear'dree
    Put on brew
    Put on telly
    Not hard to put 'the' in .
    And them the thickest brogue in Ireland
    Wrecks my head


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    cjmc wrote: »
    People talking like they're in coronation st.
    Hi (Deirdre) dear'dree
    Put on brew
    Put on telly
    Not hard to put 'the' in .
    And them the thickest brogue in Ireland
    Wrecks my head

    That's my accent. It really is difficult to say "the", sounds totally false and posh when I do it. Actually, there is a tiny bit of "the" pronounced, as in almost a silent t.

    I'd never heard anyone pronounce Deirdre any other way than Dear'dree until I came to Ireland.

    And yes, my dad did work down t'pit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,034 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    cjmc wrote: »
    My TA was people who don't know the rules of the road.
    I must brush up on them myself. :(

    If there's a car parked on your side of the road. You stop and let me pass.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,821 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    If there's a car parked on your side of the road. You stop and let me pass.

    I don't understand what that means


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,821 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    That's my accent. It really is difficult to say "the", sounds totally false and posh when I do it. Actually, there is a tiny bit of "the" pronounced, as in almost a silent t.

    I'd never heard anyone pronounce Deirdre any other way than Dear'dree until I came to Ireland.

    And yes, my dad did work down t'pit.

    That's grand. I should have clarified its people with Irish accents speaking like folk off weatherfield that's my TA.
    Anyway pay nowt attention to me today , I've a thundering headache and being contrary.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,034 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    cjmc wrote: »
    I don't understand what that means

    It was my trivial annoyance relating to the rules of the road. I shouldn't have to take evasive action if the opposite has an obstacle. Though the amount of people that seem to work on the presumption that oncoming traffic will stop for them is frightening.

    Opposite side of the road has an obstacle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,652 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    It's only Wednesday and I have a headache.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,227 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    It's only Wednesday and I have a headache.

    You have a comrade here also :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,652 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    RMAOK wrote: »
    You have a comrade here also :(

    It's the week that just keeps taking.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,916 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    It's only Wednesday and I have a headache.
    RMAOK wrote: »
    You have a comrade here also :(

    Three amigo's.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 587 ✭✭✭Redneck Reject


    Manually digging a 30 foot trench for a new water line, in the stoniest piece of land ever. Boss should reimburse me for the alcohol used to deaden the aches in my back.I'm too old for this line of work anymore,heh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,852 ✭✭✭✭Dtp1979


    cjmc wrote: »
    Yeah , they do need to overtake though. Most artics aren't too bad on motorways. Though there's always one pig ,just when you need to make time .

    They don’t need to overtake if they’re both supposed to be limited to the same speed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,821 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Dtp1979 wrote: »
    They don’t need to overtake if they’re both supposed to be limited to the same speed

    True but a lorry with a heavy load might not be able to go the max speed limit, while an lorry with a light load / or empty can.
    And like everyone else time is money.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    Three amigo's.

    Three Stooges more like:D:D


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,139 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    The amount of typos (so many they've become an uncountable noun) on anything I've written today!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Ifevera wiztherewas


    New Home wrote:
    The amount of typos (so many they've become an uncountable noun) on anything I've written today!


    That's terrble.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,316 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    cjmc wrote: »
    People talking like they're in coronation st.
    Hi (Deirdre) dear'dree
    Put on brew
    Put on telly
    Not hard to put 'the' in .
    And them the thickest brogue in Ireland
    Wrecks my head

    When people call it Corrie! FS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,821 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Today I've clicked on threads only to get 404 page not found.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,821 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    When I'm filling forms online I have to scroll down and down to get my birth year :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,932 ✭✭✭gifted


    Kitchen table...trying to sup a coffee....sore throat.....all I want to do is go back to bed....














    Ok, I really want to hold to Lanzo but can't...sniff sniff


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,056 ✭✭✭✭GBX


    People are filthy bastards. Especially those who just fling their cigarette butts on the ground. ****ebags the lot of them! Those who smoke should be made chew on the butts when the have finished smoking instead of just discarding them!
    Yes there are larger issues in the world but this is one of the ****tiest, dirtiest things people do constantly.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    Went to a cheap café for lunch. Lunch was decent. Service very friendly.
    Got up and left and as a walked away, my arse felt wet, well, because it was. I went back to tell them that the seat was wet. His surprise told me that he hadn't been washing seats. He was very apologetic.
    Sure enough, it was piss. Strong piss. Straight home, jeans and jocks into the washing machine and me into the shower.

    Can't really be angry at the café or even the poor unfortunate who pissed themselves in a café.

    I think that is where we would differ! They'd have zero sympathy from me by the time I'd disinfected eugh. :D

    I know I mentioned this before but people who talk too much in the office. I don't mind normal conversation but people who give a running commentary on their work as they go and generally just talk a load of sh*te. e.g. "now, that's that done, what's next?" and sighing, then followed by "oh God, my legs are stiff" and then "did you see yer man over there". Two minutes later, "do you know what I was thinking?" - no and I don't WANT to know what you were thinking either just shut up!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    GBX wrote: »
    People are filthy bastards. Especially those who just fling their cigarette butts on the ground. ****ebags the lot of them! Those who smoke should be made chew on the butts when the have finished smoking instead of just discarding them!
    Yes there are larger issues in the world but this is one of the ****tiest, dirtiest things people do constantly.

    People who smoke at bus stops (like, under them) annoy me too. I smoke myself sometimes (when I have had a few drinks) but it will usually just be in a designated smoking area in a beer garden etc. But smoking under bus stops is just taking the p*ss. Also, motorists who flick their butts out the window.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    And people who smoke at the entrances to shops, shopping centres, banks etc..

    Move a few feet you ****!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    On the subject of scumbag smokers....smokers who toss their cigarette butts out of the car window while driving....how ****ing ignorant is that. Who do they expect picks that up and pays for it.

    I swear to God...I would love to rear end the ****ers.

    I hate smokers. If you have that little self respect then I will have none for you.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,204 ✭✭✭Kitty6277


    Speaking of out a car window. Some man in a van I was driving behind the other week kept spitting out his window while driving and because of the wind, it kept landing on my windscreen. Never waned to vom as much in my life


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    I have to laugh at the people in the US dying from vaping- yes you heard me.

    Not such a bad idea. If smoking is going to kill you anyway then just cut to the chase by cutting out the long agonizing death and burden on the health system. Result.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,034 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    Going for a walk on bin day with a pram.

    Easier to walk along the road than swerving to avoid them all....I avoid touching my own bins nevermind randomers.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    TA at the anti-smoking generalisations going on here!

    Believe it or not, not every smoker is a selfish, disgusting creature. I often carry around cigarette ends in my jeans pockets when there isn't an ashtray available. I never throw cigarette ends out of my car window. I would never be so thoughtless as to stand in a doorway to a public building and smoke.

    Obviously, some smokers do. But why tar us all with the same brush (pun intended)?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    TA at the anti-smoking generalisations going on here!

    Believe it or not, not every smoker is a selfish, disgusting creature.


    Sorry. You are not talking your way out of this one matey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,034 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    People parking on speed bumps, especially speed bumps divided in 3.... I've no choice now but to go over the bump unless I drive completely on wrong side


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Ifevera wiztherewas


    I hate smokers. If you have that little self respect then I will have none for you.

    I have to laugh at the people in the US dying from vaping- yes you heard me.

    Sorry. You are not talking your way out of this one matey.


    Will you get down off your high horse there.

    I wouldn't judge you by if you're a smoker or not but I will with regard to the above statements you made and as Shania Twain once said that don't impress me much.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭its_steve116


    "I love it when you caaaall me señooooorita..."
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    Sorry. You are not talking your way out of this one matey.

    I'm not your matey, buddy :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    The weather today.Went out this morning in my wolly cardigan,cause it was cold.Had to take it off and carry it cause im roasting.Weather make your fecking mind up


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