Things That Trialvilly Annoy You.

When you get to the top of the stairs and realise the thing that you want is actually downstairs...I'm actually done with this week already.

Ted_YNWA

Deleted User wrote:

When you get to the top of the stairs and realise the thing that you want is actually downstairs...I'm actually done with this week already.

Just wait until you forgot why you went upstairs in the first place.

Ragnar Lothbrok

fussyonion wrote: »

TA'd by the poster who said he puts fag butts in his pockets so as not to litter. Cool but your clothes will STINK now. I hate the stench of spent cigs/tapped cigs.

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I'd applaud him.
It's not his fault if there's not adequate bins.
Cigarette butts are nasty litter.

Thank you, Purple Mountain

Yes, Fussyonion, I'd rather have stinking clothes than throw my cigarettes on the floor. Generally, I'll find a bin within a short time, but occasionally I forget, and my God, the stench is awful after a while. Thankfully, the washing machine gets rid of the smell.

Widdershins

That Google search results are in Irish. It didn't ask if I wanted Irish results. I like the language but not that much - nor do I understand it well enough.

cj maxx

Shopping trolleys with a wonky wheel.

bonzodog2

Extensive regulatory notices at the end of radio ads

petros1980

the beer revolu wrote: »

Went to a cheap café for lunch. Lunch was decent. Service very friendly.
Got up and left and as a walked away, my arse felt wet, well, because it was. I went back to tell them that the seat was wet. His surprise told me that he hadn't been washing seats. He was very apologetic.
Sure enough, it was piss. Strong piss. Straight home, jeans and jocks into the washing machine and me into the shower.

Can't really be angry at the café or even the poor unfortunate who pissed themselves in a café.

Hang on a minute. So you were sitting on a chair covered in piss the whole time you were there as you sat and had your lunch??

How the fukc did you not cop on that the chair was wet earlier?

New Home

Maybe it was body temperature.... :eek:

Doctors room ghost

Stickers on apples p1ss me right off.
They’re just more pointless rubbish

Lesalare

Watching people writing, who don't know how to hold a pen/pencil properly - i.e. they wrap their thumbs around the pen and index finger. It drives me mad.

dubstarr

ParnellSquare where the Kingfisher is.That has to be the smallest corner in Dublin.I can never get around it,as theres always millions of people hanging round there.

You get around it and then you are stuck behind the slowest person in the world.Fecking move,im trying to get my bus.

New Home

Lesalare wrote: »

Watching people writing, who don't know how to hold a pen/pencil properly - i.e. they wrap their thumbs around the pen and index finger. It drives me mad.

Ditto with people who hold their spoon like a shovel.

Lesalare

New Home wrote: »

Ditto with people who hold their spoon like a shovel.

... agreed. Although it is considered the norm and socially acceptable in the US to cut your food first and then change your fork into your right hand and 'shovel' the food as you say. I also think some foods are just easier/more conducive to eat this way.

Those who can't put their knife and fork together when finished eating; lick their knife; sound like a pig when eating; and bring their mouth to their food/plate... Frankly disgust me.

Yer Da sells Avon

Lesalare wrote: »

... agreed. Or those who can't put their knife and fork together when finished eating; lick their knife; sound like a pig when eating; and bring their mouth to their food/plate... :mad:

As long as nobody is around, licking your knife is totally acceptable. In fact, to not do so is wasteful. Think of all the starving children. And send your knife to them, they'd be glad of it.

Lesalare

Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

As long as nobody is around, licking your knife is totally acceptable. In fact, to not do so is wasteful. Think of all the starving children. And send your knife to them, they'd be glad of it.

Can't you just wipe it on your fork?

New Home

That would be like leaving cake batter in the bowl or on the whisk.

Wayne Jarvis

New Home wrote: »

That would be like leaving cake batter in the bowl or on the whisk.

Don't tell me people like this exist New Home? What kind of monster would do such a thing?

New Home

It's madness. MADNESS, I tells ya!

Ifevera wiztherewas

It's a disgrace Joe!!

New Home

Won't somebody think of the children?

Prominent_Dawg

People that invade your personal space

Redneck Reject

The school run,brings out my inner serial killer,heh.

vriesmays

Creatives - young people with no proper job who think they've a right to live in Dublin because they produce bad art or music.

Some of the best creatives had proper jobs when starting out - crime novelist Agatha Christie was a pharmacist, poet Wallace Stevens worked in insurance, TS Elliot was a banker, composer Philip Glass drove a taxi, and writer Kurt Vonnegut sold cars.

NewbridgeIR

Train delays. Always feel worse when they occur on a Monday morning and can really ruin the day.

NewbridgeIR

vriesmays wrote: »

Creatives - young people with no proper job who think they've a right to live in Dublin because they produce bad art or music.

Some of the best creatives had proper jobs when starting out - crime novelist Agatha Christie was a pharmacist, poet Wallace Stevens worked in insurance, TS Elliot was a banker, composer Philip Glass drove a taxi, and writer Kurt Vonnegut sold cars.

This.
And it's really annoying when the creatives (or their parents) start dissing proper jobs.

"I couldn't bear it if any child of mine became a solicitor or accountant or took a 9 to 5 position."

SaltSweatSugar

Those ‘Smart One’ toilet roll dispensers. I can’t even explain it.

heldel00

^^^ oh my god we have these in our primary school and they are the bane of my life.
When I had infants, and the paper got stuck inside the dispenser there was a constant smell of poo and one or two dirty protests on the bathroom wall.

bodhrandude

Why are there threads that don't exist when I click them they are invalid, what the phuck does that mean?

New Home

bodhrandude wrote: »

Why are there threads that don't exist when I click them they are invalid, what the phuck does that mean?

That'd be The Glitch.

partyguinness

NewbridgeIR wrote: »

This.
And it's really annoying when the creatives (or their parents) start dissing proper jobs.

"I couldn't bear it if any child of mine became a solicitor or accountant or took a 9 to 5 position."

The irony is that any solicitor or accountant will tell you that the overwhelming amount of their work is done outside the hours of 9-5.

Nobody sets out to be another suit waiting for the DART every morning but reality is a bitch.

Sure parents, give your children a life of uncertainty in pursuit of some notion called creativity. It's no better that a pushy parent expecting their son to turn in to a professional footballer. Pipe dream.

cj maxx

Me Using a dunnes shopping bag in Tesco and vice versa.
Don't know why!

madmaggie

People expecting you to do stuff for them because they were too lazy to learn for themselves. Driving, or learning to use the internet come to mind. No one was born knowing these things. Get off your ar*e and learn.

cjmc

cjmc wrote: »

Me Using a dunnes shopping bag in Tesco and vice versa.
Don't know why!

I'm the exact same, thought I was the only one.

Ifevera wiztherewas

People people people. All the people. ( so many peeeepul ) These pretend peace and love types. You are in your hole all peace and love. You don't be long losing your sh!t with people who have a differing opinion to you. But yeah keep up the charade there.

the beer revolu

petros1980 wrote: »

Hang on a minute. So you were sitting on a chair covered in piss the whole time you were there as you sat and had your lunch??

How the fukc did you not cop on that the chair was wet earlier?

Obviously, I didn't realise I was sitting in piss.
The chair was damp rather than wet.
Once I stood up and started walking, it became obvious that my jeans were pretty damp - I didn't feel it while sitting down.

Pawwed Rig

Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

As long as nobody is around, licking your knife is totally acceptable. In fact, to not do so is wasteful.

As is licking your plate. Nom nom nom

cj maxx

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

As is licking your plate. Nom nom nom

It's a compliment to the cook. I nearly always lick my plate. Which is why I eat alone mostly ;(

eisenberg1

Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

As long as nobody is around, licking your knife is totally acceptable. In fact, to not do so is wasteful. Think of all the starving children. And send your knife to them, they'd be glad of it.

Absolutely love your name.

How come we ain’t seen you in these parts before. ...it used to funnier😊

My TA...your name is better than mine.

New Home

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Absolutely love your name.

How come we ain’t seen you in these parts before. ...it used to funnier��

My TA...your name is better than mine.

There's no more Avon in Ireland. I think they upped shticks some time in 2011 or 2012.

Capt. Autumn

I have no idea why, but it drives me absolutely crazy when I see someone healing the contents of their crisp packet into their mouth. It takes a lot of resolve and self control to stop myself from slapping my knuckles off the side of their tilted head. Use your fingers like civilised folk, you morons.

Wayne Jarvis

Capt. Autumn wrote: »

I have no idea why,but it drives me absolutely crazy when i see someone healing the contents of their crisp packet into their mouth. It takes a lot of resolve and self control to stop myself from slapping my knuckles off the side of their tilted head. Use your fingers like civilised folk, you morons.

Fingers? You savage! I use a knife and fork to eat crisps because I am posh. Obviously I lick the knife and fork when I am finished.

Pawwed Rig

Mental note - never eat in the same room as anyone on this thread


Just realised I made 2 dental appointments this week

freshpopcorn

When somebody makes some kind of comment about something and they are labelled as a begrudger by some people.
There's begrudgery and then there's having an opinion.

20Wheel

Shops with no established queuing system.

Just the counter and a till.
Then when 1 oclock rolls around and the place goes mad you cant tell where to start. Cause cnts are 1 foot in, 1 foot out, staring at phones, chatting etc.

Do i start over here or is that the coffee queue, are those people standing aside waiting to be called. Etc.

Anyones guess.

dubstarr

Guy Person wrote: »

Fingers? You savage! I use a knife and fork to eat crisps because I am posh. Obviously I lick the knife and fork when I am finished.

Would chopsticks not be more civilised:D

New Home

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Mental note - never eat in the same room as anyone on this thread

Yep, better safe than sorry. Someone might lick your plate by mistake.

Wayne Jarvis

New Home wrote: »

Yep, better safe than sorry. Someone might lick your plate by mistake.

Or on purpose.

Wayne Jarvis

dubstarr wrote: »

Would chopsticks not be more civilised:D

Yes they would dubstarr. Less messy too. Thank you for the helpful and funny suggestion :pac:



My TA, that I never thought about using them before

New Home

dubstarr wrote: »

Would chopsticks not be more civilised:D

Amateurs! :rolleyes: A spoon would pick up all the crumbs. :cool:

Wayne Jarvis