Things That Trialvilly Annoy You.

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Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »

I'm usually regular as clockwork as far as my morning dumps go, but didn't feel the need this morning for some reason. Now at work and I feel the urge. Our bathrooms here are clean but it's just not the same as going at home.

Dilemma now is whether to wait 1½ hours until I go home for lunch or do I drop the log now?

About 5 mins before you go to lunch and the smell will be gone by the time you get back from lunch

RMAOK

Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »

I'm usually regular as clockwork as far as my morning dumps go, but didn't feel the need this morning for some reason. Now at work and I feel the urge. Our bathrooms here are clean but it's just not the same as going at home.

Dilemma now is whether to wait 1½ hours until I go home for lunch or do I drop the log now?

Drop the log now - you'll be getting paid for having a sh1te

Blitzkrieger

Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »

Dilemma now is whether to wait 1½ hours until I go home for lunch or do I drop the log now?

Obviously too late but I'd have squeezed in a little 'time and a turd' before lunch...

Purple Mountain

So called 'Etiquette' thread - >

Kitty6277

Drove into college only to be told when I got here that class is cancelled. FFS :mad:

Widdershins

Stay classy lads

TA the way my lip liner dries my lips.

bodhrandude

Paypal making me wait two business days for money to be transferred to my bank account or is it my bank, but fecking skint, could do with it now.

LirW

1 thing, 2 TAs:

TA at all these 'quirky' Irish interior design instagrammers that ruin nicely put together rooms and repaint/decorate things just so they create new content for their pages. Yes your expensive wallpaper is awesome, no you don't have to repaint half your furniture every 2 weeks in really out there colours so you have new videos to post.
And TA that I'm an eejit and don't just unfollow but I have to look like it's a car crash.

Princess Calla

Stupid fcekin oven!!

Had it heating up for last 15 mins, prepped the meat, open door to be met with ice!!

Every so often the clock goes mental and sets itself to auto, therefore oven doesn't heat....grrrrr

Dinner will be later than planned, now also have a I'm so hungry, I've no energy chorus from the little people

bauney

Just had that moment where I was ready to sneeze and then I somehow lost it. Was staring at bright light to relive that moment but to no avail

GBX

Now that it's dark coming home from work again, get in the door and just want to flake. Lose any inclination to get stuff done.
I know it's early still but the dark vibes

Redneck Reject

Famiily members who try to pull you back into situations you have turned your back to.

maudgonner

cjmc wrote: »

Inflation. For my sons first tooth he lost someone gave a €10 from the tooth fairy.
Yesterday I accidentally knocked one of his teeth out,( not as bad as it sounds) and guess what ? It cost me a tenner. Guilt is eating me though , hes proud as punch

Tooth fairy got off lightly this time if you ask me, 'guiltflation' rates should have been applied for the knocking out of the tooth, the kid should have got at least twenty quid


TA: Dark nights and rain make Galway city's road markings disappear, it's impossible to make them out on the SQR in particular.

Seeing adored elderly relatives begin to falter in ways you hoped they would be spared.

whisky_galore

Postman ignoring "no junk mail" sign and chucking in a flyer from local politician reminding people he hasn't gone away and some other piece of advertising crap.
Yeah I only put up the sign for a laugh and wanted more rubbish to take to recycling actually.

Prominent_Dawg

When people unintentionally make you feel **** about yourself.. just got a big hot chocolate top with cream in butlers and got a bit carried away when she told me to pick one sweet, then the guy behind me got a black coffee a refused the free chocolate, what a dick!

Purple Mountain

Redneck Reject wrote: »

Famiily members who try to pull you back into situations you have turned your back to.

Run for the hills..

New Home

Prominent_Dawg wrote: »

When people unintentionally make you feel **** about yourself.. just got a big hot chocolate top with cream in butlers and got a bit carried away when she told me to pick one sweet, then the guy behind me got a black coffee a refused the free chocolate, what a dick!

I'd have asked the waitress "In that case, may I have his chocolate, too?"

THAT'D HAVE SHOWN HIM!!! :mad:

skittles8710

Why is there more material in the washing instruction labels days than material in the actual clothes.

Itchy scratchy labels!!

Purple Mountain

Deirdre O'Kane's voice on Gogglebox.

Sephiroth_dude

Waking up thinking today was Friday ....

GBX

Those on social media who over use "pal" "mate" "buddy".

partyguinness

GBX wrote: »

Those on social media who over use "pal" "mate" "buddy".

Living in England for the past 10 years and I get this all the time in text messages etc. I just can't reciprocate.

Antares35

GBX wrote: »

Those on social media who over use "pal" "mate" "buddy".

partyguinness wrote: »

Living in England for the past 10 years and I get this all the time in text messages etc. I just can't reciprocate.

Or when someone (usually on Boards!) disagrees with you and calls you "mate" or "buddy" - drives me mad. "I don't think so buddy" :mad:

Boom_Bap

I rubbed a horse today.

I smell like a herd of horses now.

Deebles McBeebles

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I rubbed a horse today

...To see if I still feel
I focus on the mane
The only thing that's real

And you could have it all
My love, for what its worth
I will rub you down
I will rub you, horse

HildaOgdenx

bodhrandude wrote: »

Paypal making me wait two business days for money to be transferred to my bank account or is it my bank, but fecking skint, could do with it now.

Similar here. Waiting on a payment from a company. They claim to have sent the money over three weeks ago and tell me condescendingly to check my bank account. Believe me, I have checked it - nothing much appears on the 'credits' side so if it was there, I'd have seen it!

It's a small amount but they owe it to me, so I wish they'd just pay it!

partyguinness

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

...To see if I still feel
I focus on the mane
The only thing that's real

And you could have it all
My love, for what its worth
I will rub you down
I will rub you, horse

It takes a particularly twisted individual to turn that song about injecting heroin into an ode to a horse.

Thanks for that. Thanks for ruining that song.

New Home

Obligatory YouTube video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg

Deebles McBeebles

partyguinness wrote: »

It takes a particularly twisted individual to turn that song about injecting heroin into an ode to a horse.

Thanks for that. Thanks for ruining that song.

I'd best not post my lyrics for The Beagle and the Damage Done...

Widdershins

TA at my own habit of being very erratic about replying to texts, and staying in touch . I used to be a cow for standing people up, too, but I've evolved. (I had/have reasons but could've handled them better.) Looking at this on paper, youd wonder why people talk to me at all!

Antares35

Widdershins wrote: »

TA at my own habit of being very erratic about replying to texts, and staying in touch . I used to be a cow for standing people up, too, but I've evolved. (I had/have reasons but could've handled them better.) Looking at this on paper, youd wonder why people talk to me at all!

Same! I used to make plans with people even though I knew somewhere inside that I would end up making an excuse for not going. A friend finally confronted me about my "reneging" a few years back and I have been making an effort since. It's just so hard to get the energy to get dressed up and go out, think about buses and taxis or taking the car and not drinking etc. I'd much rather sit at home in front of the fire with Netflix and a bottle of wine.

TA getting old.

Rosie Rant

I had a couple of guests over yesterday. This is only the second time one of them has been here and both times they blocked the toilet by doing something that smelled ungodly and trying to cover it up with a ton of toilet paper. They tried to blame the toilet. "It's not really flushing properly".

Very tempted to not invite them again or at least greet their next request to use my bathroom with a firm "no". Scumbag. I still feel ill.

Widdershins

And its not a measure of how much I like them, it's hard to explain really. I guess I'm lacking the "turning up for things" gene. I need to feel a pull to go somewhere.

TA the breadcrumbs stuck, smouldering in the toaster, inaccessible via crumb tray or by tipping it upside down.

Also TA people with a cavalier attitude to basic safety. I know someone who's more worried about marking his worktop with a hot pot than risking life and limb by dangerous driving. My OH has to deal with the result of the ignorance (at work) so it grinds my gears.

Dtp1979

When I arrive at the till of Tesco with a load of shopping and to be told, for the 4th time in a few months, that they’re out of bags.

Redneck Reject

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I rubbed a horse today.

I smell like a herd of horses now.

Horses and hay are 2 of the best smells, heh.

Boom_Bap

I made the mistake of rubbing another horse this afternoon. I should dress up as a horse tonight.


Also, you know when you are getting old when you hurt your shoulder by adjusting your pillow while sleeping.

Dial Hard

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Also, you know when you are getting old when you hurt your shoulder by adjusting your pillow while sleeping.

I once banjaxed my neck for the better part of a month by looking around too quickly.

My TA is flaky people who have no word!

It really is though. If a person keeps cancelling on me then they go down a notch in my view of them. Its just about having a bit of respect for those in your life.

Redneck Reject

Scam charity collectors. Ran into 2 of them supposedly collecting for the homeless. They were a bit aggressive and wouldn't answer any questions. Like what charity they were collecting for. Had no banner or bucket,etc.Be careful out there folks. Seems to be the season,heh

Boom_Bap

Deleted User wrote: »

My TA is flaky people who have no word!

It really is though. If a person keeps cancelling on me then they go down a notch in my view of them. Its just about having a bit of respect for those in your life.

I can take care of that for you if you want?

Pineapple1

Disclaimer: At the risk of sounding completely ignorant of the many homeless in this country (sorry, but this is just purely from a TA perspective).

Im TA at the new bed my bean an ti (college student in family home digs) got for my room over the summer. It's desperate. And also from Ikea. Theres a saying about the importance of spending money on a bed and shoes and this bed proves it.

partyguinness

Rosie Rant wrote: »

I had a couple of guests over yesterday. This is only the second time one of them has been here and both times they blocked the toilet by doing something that smelled ungodly and trying to cover it up with a ton of toilet paper. They tried to blame the toilet. "It's not really flushing properly".

Very tempted to not invite them again or at least greet their next request to use my bathroom with a firm "no". Scumbag. I still feel ill.

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Tauriel

My TA is the Dunkettle Interchange. Another near miss on the way home because some so and so, trying to beat queuing, decided to use the wrong lane and cut in front of me when we got the green light :mad:

Deja Boo

adulting ...when your body doesn't cooperate

Tammy!

I got loads of packets of crisps to give out to the kids at the door and I can't stop eating them.

Redneck Reject

Tammy! wrote: »

I got loads of packets of crisps to give out to the kids at the door and I can't stop eating them.

Turn off the lights, close the door and indulge,heh.

ohnonotgmail

Redneck Reject wrote: »

Turn off the lights, close the door and indulge,heh.

and then eat the crisps.

Dial Hard

Had to get headshots done for the new job I started the other week. Got the contacts back today and I look like my uncle Niall in a blonde wig

bubbles o hara

Tammy! wrote: »

I got loads of packets of crisps to give out to the kids at the door and I can't stop eating them.

I bought tons of goodies this year for Halloween ,but it's peeing down here and no kids out trick or treating. I'm already sick from stuffing my face with all the sweets, and there's tons more to go.