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Sh!t that makes you feel old.

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    #752
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    When a news or sports report says something like "the greatest since 1992..." or "not since 1994 has... " And you think that's not long enough ago to be newsworthy and then realise it's over 25 years ago.


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    #753
    Oops!
    Registered Users Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Oops!


    Still not being right 2 days later after a good night on the beer.


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    #754
    dubstarr
    Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    Im sorry if this is TMI but waking up wiht a crusty mouth.Its disgusting and i hate it.


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    #755
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,548 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    I was in Tesco Today.
    Mother says to their kid.
    Don't run into the man.


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    #756
    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    Having to stretch before and after going for a walk.


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    #757
    Lesalare
    Registered Users Posts: 342 ✭✭Lesalare


    Going into Hogan’s on a Fri or Sat night.


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    #758
    Lesalare
    Registered Users Posts: 342 ✭✭Lesalare


    Being on a photo shoot (am a photographer) and all the clients I am there working for are taking ‘boomerang’ Insta vids. I have no iota what they are or how to make one. If I had to.


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    #759
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 13,177 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    I was in Tesco Today.
    Mother says to their kid.
    Don't run into the man.
    It would be worse if they called you a boy?

    To thine own self be true



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    #760
    Plumbthedepths
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,653 ✭✭✭✭Plumbthedepths


    Prostate exam.


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    #761
    Sharp MZ700
    Registered Users Posts: 673 ✭✭✭Sharp MZ700


    Lesalare wrote: »
    Being on a photo shoot (am a photographer) and all the clients I am there working for are taking ‘boomerang’ Insta vids. I have no iota what they are or how to make one. If I had to.

    The next calculator watch I'm sure!

    My young fella asking me when I lived in Germany, aaam, I moved there 30 years ago son. Only I had to say it out loud I'd have passed it off in my own mind as a few years ago.


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    #762
    Sharp MZ700
    Registered Users Posts: 673 ✭✭✭Sharp MZ700


    Plumbthedepths wrote: »
    Prostate exam.

    Did they plumb the depths? (Sorry), all ok?


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    #763
    Plumbthedepths
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,653 ✭✭✭✭Plumbthedepths


    Sharp MZ700 wrote: »
    Did they plumb the depths? (Sorry), all ok?

    Prostate exam ain't a group thing. It's one in one. Yes all good. ;-)


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    #764
    Heckler
    Registered Users Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Heckler


    Waking up thinking "Here we go again.....ffs".


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    #765
    cj maxx
    Registered Users Posts: 14,061 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    One of my old school friends is a granddad


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    #766
    c.p.w.g.w
    Registered Users Posts: 4,994 ✭✭✭c.p.w.g.w


    Was set up in a mandate by my misses with her friends husband...so old


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    #767
    Plumbthedepths
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,653 ✭✭✭✭Plumbthedepths


    c.p.w.g.w wrote: »
    Was set up in a mandate by my misses with her friends husband...so old

    Play date?


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    #768
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,548 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    It would be worse if they called you a boy?

    To be honest with you. I've often being called a boy and didn't bat an eye to it.


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    #769
    [Deleted User]
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    Walking around a rope because you might fall or get injured hopping over it.


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    #770
    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    Some of the music I hear my son listening to.

    Just autotuned noise, no rythm,beat or any musical authencity to it.


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    #771
    [Deleted User]
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    Walking to the shop to buy the weekend newspapers at this hour on a Saturday morning, walking into young folk on the walk of shame.


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    #772
    sabat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,896 ✭✭✭sabat


    This happens to me now when I drink Ballygowan:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EfaRsrvObs


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    #773
    griffin100
    Registered Users Posts: 4,827 ✭✭✭griffin100


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    Some of the music I hear my son listening to.

    Just autotuned noise, no rythm,beat or any musical authencity to it.

    Every Saturday evening driving home after training my 14 year old son makes me put on a 2FM DJ called Mo K. To me it sounds like one big long rap song. Every so often he’ll say to me I love this song, and I’m looking at him going when did the song change? I genuinely cannot tell the difference between each song, when one ends and the next one starts.


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    #774
    Princess Calla
    Registered Users Posts: 5,901 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »
    Walking to the shop to buy the weekend newspapers at this hour on a Saturday morning, walking into young folk on the walk of shame.

    The stride of pride :)


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    #775
    Lesalare
    Registered Users Posts: 342 ✭✭Lesalare


    griffin100 wrote: »
    Every Saturday evening driving home after training my 14 year old son makes me put on a 2FM DJ called Mo K. To me it sounds like one big long rap song. Every so often he’ll say to me I love this song, and I’m looking at him going when did the song change? I genuinely cannot tell the difference between each song, when one ends and the next one starts.

    That's hilarious :D


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    #776
    Phil.x
    Registered Users Posts: 1,726 ✭✭✭Phil.x


    The fear of going into town from the ongar/blanchardstown area, im going to a birthday party in the next10mins and ive no interest in going out so far any more.

    When i was 25/27 id go to the end of the earth for a pint on a sunday night and be up for work the next day.


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    #777
    TheFortField
    Registered Users Posts: 346 ✭✭TheFortField


    When you start receiving invites to your friends second weddings.


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    #778
    Cushtie
    Registered Users Posts: 721 ✭✭✭Cushtie


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Walking around a rope because you might fall or get injured hopping over it.

    Keeping odd bits of rope, cause you never know when you bit be stuck for a bit of rope you know.


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    #779
    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    Lesalare wrote: »
    Being on a photo shoot (am a photographer) and all the clients I am there working for are taking ‘boomerang’ Insta vids. I have no iota what they are or how to make one. If I had to.

    They’re shite, is what they are.


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    #780
    Dtp1979
    Registered Users Posts: 12,808 ✭✭✭✭Dtp1979


    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »
    They’re shite, is what they are.

    There ya go https://help.instagram.com/boomerang/1028997297162413


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    #781
    Lesalare
    Registered Users Posts: 342 ✭✭Lesalare


    Dtp1979 wrote: »
    There ya go https://help.instagram.com/boomerang/1028997297162413

    They're those stupids videos of bimbettes jumping up and down in groups with their hands in air and kicking their legs back?

    Generally on a beach.


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