Confessions

Deebles McBeebles

branie2 wrote: »

My favourite section of the Family Album catalogue was the female swimwear section.

We know ya durty bollix

branie2

I watched Bosco when I was a teenager

Buford T. Justice XIX

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I shot a man in Reno.

...just to watch him die.

kave2

I hate religion.

LollipopJimmy

branie2 wrote: »

I also like Fair City

+1, I record it

nthclare

I once walked down the goats trail at the cliff's of moher, in a wetsuit bodyboard and fins under my arm.
Paddled out to Aileen's it was supposedly 4 ft and a 14 second period between wave's...

A rouge set came in and it jacked up to the height of a two story house, got caught up in the inside and got hammered by the wash...

I now know how a cat feels after sneaking into a washing machine.

Me 0 nature 10

It turns out I do have a few that I can share.

I'm petrified of being an old lady
Sometimes when I need to poo I'm like "nah not bothered right now I'll wait till later".
I don't visit my mam as often as I should.
I've chucked glass bottles in to the regular bin
I don't believe there is such a thing as an addictive personality.
I used to be crazy
Now and then I feel like I still am.
Like when I'm driving and let out a big scream.
I don't see the world through a lens of men and women but people.

Roger Hassenforder

nthclare wrote: »

I once walked down the goats trail at the cliff's of moher, in a wetsuit bodyboard and fins under my arm.
Paddled out to Aileen's it was supposedly 4 ft and a 14 second period between wave's...

A rouge set came in and it jacked up to the height of a two story house, got caught up in the inside and got hammered by the wash...

I now know how a cat feels after sneaking into a washing machine.

Me 0 nature 10

If it was only 4ft, could you not wait for a wave to pass, place the board between Goats path and Aileens, and walk accross in the 14s?
You wouldnt even need a wet suit

Rubberlegs

When driving I move over to let bikers pass not only out of being decent but for the tingle I get when they drop the hand in thanks

nthclare

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

If it was only 4ft, could you not wait for a wave to pass, place the board between Goats path and Aileens, and walk accross in the 14s?
You wouldnt even need a wet suit

The only problem is there's a huge reef where Aileen's is positioned, I didn't realize it and a four foot swell at Aileen's could have a 16 foot face.

It's all about calculated risks, obviously I love dangerous lol

I'll give Riley's.... that's a beast he's more heavier and agressive than Aileen

Aileen would eat you up and spit you out, Riley will just life you up and throw you onto the wocks lol

Autecher

On occasion when I have the apartment to myself (like I will this weekend) I will close the curtains double check the door is locked and put on some women's clothing. I really like the feel of women's clothes better than men's clothes.

nthclare

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

If it was only 4ft, could you not wait for a wave to pass, place the board between Goats path and Aileens, and walk accross in the 14s?
You wouldnt even need a wet suit

The only problem is there's a huge reef where Aileen's is positioned, I didn't realize it and a four foot swell at Aileen's could have a 16 foot face.

It's all about calculated risks, obviously I love dangerous lol

I'll give Riley's.... that's a beast he's more heavier and agressive than Aileen

Aileen would eat you up and spit you out, Riley will just life you up and throw you onto the wocks lol

branie2

Autecher wrote: »

On occasion when I have the apartment to myself (like I will this weekend) I will close the curtains double check the door is locked and put on some women's clothing. I really like the feel of women's clothes better than men's clothes.

Do you hang around in bars?

nthclare

Autecher wrote: »

On occasion when I have the apartment to myself (like I will this weekend) I will close the curtains double check the door is locked and put on some women's clothing. I really like the feel of women's clothes better than men's clothes.

Ever try a wetsuit lol

nthclare

branie2 wrote: »

Do you hang around in bars?

Don't mention behind bars lol

Autecher

branie2 wrote: »

Do you hang around in bars?

Nah I keep it to myself, I've no desire to be seen doing it.

nthclare

Autecher wrote: »

Nah I keep it to myself, I've no desire to be seen doing it.

Any pics ???

Ragnar Lothbrok

I feel really frustrated when I post something in boards that I think is hilarious, then I only get 1 or 2 thanks

nthclare

Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »

I feel really frustrated when I post something in boards that I think is hilarious, then I only get 1 or 2 thanks

At least you know you're not one of those thanks addict's....

Autecher

nthclare wrote: »

Any pics ???

Yes, they are for sale at the exceedingly fair price of €10 per pic

I see sheep

Mad_maxx wrote: »

If alcohol addiction was a disease, how come those in Africa ( too poor to afford a pint) are not afflicted with this so called disease?

What are you on about? Alcoholism is rife in Africa

From WHO -

https://www.afro.who.int/health-topics/alcohol

"The African Region is faced with a growing burden of harmful alcohol consumption and its disastrous effects. There is no other consumer product as widely available as alcohol that accounts for as much premature death and disability.

There are two main characteristics that describe alcohol consumption patterns in the Region: a high level of alcohol abstention in some countries and high volume consumption with severe health and social consequences in others."

suicide_circus

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

I like pineapple on pizzas.

There. I said it.

a lot of people must like it. ham and pineapple is one of the most ubiquitous pizzas on the planet.

Boom_Bap

If there is someone driving aggressively behind me, I will remain driving careful and safely, but will let every other road user out of junctions, let all pedestrians cross the road and watch their rage boil up.

FFred

Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »

I feel really frustrated when I post something in boards that I think is hilarious, then I only get 1 or 2 thanks

I can assure you that that is the confession EVERY poster on this site should make :pac:

ILoveYourVibes

FFred wrote: »

I can assure you that that is the confession EVERY poster on this site should make :pac:

Ok ..i'll go first. I am woefully underappreciated on here! :mad:

Mad_maxx

decky1 wrote: »

would acupuncture help al all,?had it a few times for back pain found it very relaxing, have a chat with some of those Chinese guy's they may be able to come up with something. hope you find something soon.

It worked for me in the past as I got flare ups on occasion but not this time round unfortunately, you can't rest your foot

Autecher

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Ok ..i'll go first. I am woefully underappreciated on here! :mad:

You just made me snort with laughter 5 minutes ago! I appreciated that

Mad_maxx

I see sheep wrote: »

What are you on about? Alcoholism is rife in Africa

From WHO -

https://www.afro.who.int/health-topics/alcohol

"The African Region is faced with a growing burden of harmful alcohol consumption and its disastrous effects. There is no other consumer product as widely available as alcohol that accounts for as much premature death and disability.

There are two main characteristics that describe alcohol consumption patterns in the Region: a high level of alcohol abstention in some countries and high volume consumption with severe health and social consequences in others."

Thanks for the speech.

My point is that starving people in Africa ( or anywhere else) will get malaria, hiv or various other diseases that you have no control over but they won't catch the" disease "of alcohol addiction if they can't afford it

Will power won't cure pancreatic cancer, it will help you stop drinking!

It's an addiction but not a disease.

Tikki Wang Wang

Found a lass's hair bobbin on her desk. Put it around my balls and lower shaft and had a fap in the jax. Handed it back to her. She put it on her hair. Thought it might have some affect on her but no she stuck with her bf.

Autecher

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Found a lass's hair bobbin on her desk. Put it around my balls and lower shaft and had a fap in the jax. Handed it back to her. She put it on her hair. Thought it might have some affect on her but no she stuck with her bf.

The mistake you made was not telling her what you did with the bobbin. If you told her she would be delighted because despite what they may claim all women love when men do things like that for them. FACT.

Boom_Bap

I sometimes convince my kids that they are going to love X movie just so that I can have an excuse to go to the movies and see that movie.

FFred

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Found a lass's hair bobbin on her desk. Put it around my balls and lower shaft and had a fap in the jax. Handed it back to her. She put it on her hair. Thought it might have some affect on her but no she stuck to her bf.

Literally.

Roger Hassenforder

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Found a lass's hair bobbin on her desk. Put it around my balls and lower shaft and had a fap in the jax. Handed it back to her. She put it on her hair. Thought it might have some affect on her but no she stuck with her bf.

Thats enough Boards for today.

Thoie

decky1 wrote: »

your living on the edge there,:eek:

An entire 2kph beyond the edge! My life is just a series of thrills.

Coopaloop

Buford T. Justice VI wrote: »

I confess I'm intrigued by your obsession with mens arms. Who would top the list and who should only ever wear long sleeves?

Hmm it varies, they just have to be nice, well defined arms. Not like body builder type definition. If I had to give an example I would say maybe George Clooney in his ER day scrubs :P, and and example of not so nice arms would be Fr. Dougal from Father Ted .......

Deebles McBeebles

Coopaloop wrote: »

Hmm it varies, they just have to be nice, well defined arms. Not like body builder type definition. If I had to give an example I would say maybe George Clooney in his ER day scrubs :P, and and example of not so nice arms would be Fr. Dougal from Father Ted .......

I have well defined arms. You can definitely tell they are arms like.

Ragnar Lothbrok

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I have well defined arms. You can definitely tell they are arms like.

A friend of mine once described having an erection "like a baby's arm"

Deebles McBeebles

Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »

A friend of mine once described having an erection "like a baby's arm"

Like a baby's arm holding an apple.

FFred

Coopaloop wrote: »

example of not so nice arms would be Fr. Dougal from Father Ted .......

The offending arms in question ....

FFred

Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »

A friend of mine once described having an erection "like a baby's arm"

Lucky for him, I’ve arms like a baby’s er......

what?

I still like U2

nthclare

I sang Madonna's "Holiday" on the way to work in my car this morning...

I love that song, club Tropicana by wham is another one I love...

Then when my friends are in the car Sepeltura territory is my resume....

Deebles McBeebles

nthclare wrote: »

I sang Madonna's "Holiday" on the way to work in my car this morning...

I love that song, club Tropicana by wham is another one I love...

Then when my friends are in the car Sepeltura territory is my resume....

Complete with drumming line played on steering wheel.

FFred

nthclare wrote: »

I sang Madonna's "Holiday" on the way to work in my car this morning...

I love that song, club Tropicana by wham is another one I love...

Then when my friends are in the car Sepeltura territory is my resume....

You’re just revealing your ‘roots’ and your ‘inner self’ ........ titter

nthclare

FFred wrote: »

You’re just revealing your ‘roots’ and your ‘inner self’ ........ titter

Roots bloody roots

nthclare

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Complete with drumming line played on steering wheel.

Territory was well ahead of its time, what a drum roll,and reality throw in.

The story of the song, is still not finished...

A great video to go with it too

FFred

nthclare wrote: »

I sang Madonna's "Holiday" on the way to work in my car this morning...

I love that song, club Tropicana by wham is another one I love...

Then when my friends are in the car Sepeltura territory is my resume....

On my morning walk on Monday I listened to Ghosts of War by Slayer, immediately followed by Always Remember Us This Way by Lady Gaga :pac:

Rubberlegs

nthclare wrote: »

I sang Madonna's "Holiday" on the way to work in my car this morning...

I love that song, club Tropicana by wham is another one I love...

Then when my friends are in the car Sepeltura territory is my resume....

I love listening to Lyric FM when I'm driving alone. The metal and rock cds are for when I have company, can't be letting the image down

Deebles McBeebles

Rubberlegs wrote: »

I love listening to Lyric FM when I'm driving alone. The metal and rock cds are for when I have company, can't be letting the image down

Might I suggest Symphony X for the best of both worlds.

Rubberlegs

Anyone old enough to remember Peig, the hated Leaving Cert novel? I could never admit it, but I loved it, absolutely lapped it up. Still have my copy 29yrs later

Edit to add I defaced it to make her look like a hooker to be cool