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How many affairs are you currently having?

  • 28-06-2019 5:20pm
    #1
    Balanadan
    Site Banned Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Balanadan


    0.


«1

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  • #2
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    9


  • #3
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Balanadan wrote: »
    0.
    Me too I am just lying :o


  • #4
    dudara
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,518 ✭✭✭✭dudara


    Moved from CA > AH.

    dudara


  • #5
    Raven Vast Cemetery
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Raven Vast Cemetery


    fewer and fewr

    oh no, just the one - i meant the poster


  • #6
    looksee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,810 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Ha!


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  • #7
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,825 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    I'm cheating on both my hands with my girlfriend. Tis tough


  • #8
    rickis tache
    Registered Users Posts: 592 ✭✭✭rickis tache


    Are we including my missus?


  • #9
    rickis tache
    Registered Users Posts: 592 ✭✭✭rickis tache


    Are we including my missus?


  • #10
    amcalester
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,121 ✭✭✭amcalester


    rickis tache wrote: »
    Are we including my missus?

    If we are then mine is 1. If not then it’s 0.


  • #11
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,767 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    Three fiddy


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  • #12
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,741 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Dont know where people would get the time for an affair.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #13
    rickis tache
    Registered Users Posts: 592 ✭✭✭rickis tache


    fewer and fewr wrote: »
    rickis tache wrote: »
    Are we including my missus?

    i am anyway...
    You poor lad


  • #14
    Balanadan
    Site Banned Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Balanadan


    dudara wrote: »
    Moved from CA > AH.

    dudara

    FFS :mad:


  • #15
    Franz Von Peppercorn II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    fewer and fewr wrote: »
    i am anyway...

    Everybody is.


  • #16
    Franz Von Peppercorn II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    Reminds me of that toast:

    “To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet”.


  • #17
    Franz Von Peppercorn II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    Balanadan wrote: »
    FFS :mad:

    Did you think it was a current affairs topic.


  • #18
    rickis tache
    Registered Users Posts: 592 ✭✭✭rickis tache


    Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »
    fewer and fewr wrote: »
    i am anyway...

    Everybody is.
    No nó nó....shes a lady... No more than 2


  • #19
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,870 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    dudara wrote: »
    Moved from CA > AH.

    dudara

    Would it not have been easier to move crap like this to a bin somewhere?


  • #20
    rickis tache
    Registered Users Posts: 592 ✭✭✭rickis tache


    Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »
    fewer and fewr wrote: »
    i am anyway...

    Everybody is.
    No nó nó....shes a lady... No more than 2


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Since I'm not even having a relationship in the first place would that be -1?


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  • #22
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    More than 1 but less than 2.


  • #23
    Bullocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,890 ✭✭✭Bullocks


    Is a 1 night stand an affair?


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bullocks wrote: »
    Is a 1 night stand an affair?

    It's a 1/365th of an affair..


  • #25
    dudara
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,518 ✭✭✭✭dudara


    Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »
    Did you think it was a current affairs topic.

    I believe that he did, in the sense it was about affairs he is currently having :D

    Still doesn’t make it CA


  • #26
    Franz Von Peppercorn II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    Haha. I didn’t get the pun in the title.


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,078 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    rickis tache wrote: »
    Are we including my missus?

    I'm including your missus in my count of 1


  • #28
    jcorr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭jcorr


    Give me strength. There's always some idiot on these boards.


  • #29
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    jcorr wrote: »
    Lately, when it comes to women, I've lost the will to live. So 0.

    Me too Jim..Me too..

    It's those bloody reptilians..


  • #30
    Suckler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,427 ✭✭✭Suckler


    TheValeyard wrote: »
    Dont know where people would get the time for an affair.

    This. As well as the energy, both physical and mental!


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  • #31
    dhaughton99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,696 ✭✭✭dhaughton99


    mfceiling wrote: »
    Would it not have been easier to move crap like this to a bin somewhere?

    I think you mean AH.


  • #32
    dhaughton99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,696 ✭✭✭dhaughton99


    It’s hard enough to deal with one woman. Why torture yourself with others?


  • #33
    Potential-Monke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,308 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    bear1 wrote: »
    I'm cheating on both my hands with my girlfriend. Tis tough

    I'm cheating on my right hand with my left hand, and I'm cheating on my left hand with Emma (Watson - Fleshlight) and I'm cheating on Emma with Emma (Stone - Fleshlight 2).


  • #34
    _blaaz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,646 ✭✭✭_blaaz


    Are many here actively persueing potential affairs...or do ye find they just kinda happen


  • #35
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Getting good regular sex from your partner helps avoid the hassle of affairs


  • #36
    _blaaz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,646 ✭✭✭_blaaz


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Getting good regular sex from your partner helps avoid the hassle of affairs

    I do wonder this....know rakes of people who have affairs...irregardless of home life


    But usually they dont want hassle of going home.after work sort of folks


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  • #37
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    _blaaz wrote: »
    I do wonder this....know rakes of people who have affairs...irregardless of home life


    But usually they dont want hassle of going home.after work sort of folks

    Your home life is definitely not right if you are looking elsewhere


  • #38
    deaglan1
    Registered Users Posts: 246 ✭✭deaglan1


    Two, nightly, identical twins, both blondes in black dresses.............nothing like a couple of pints of Guinness to keep you on the righteous path.


  • #39
    PokeHerKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,444 ✭✭✭PokeHerKing


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote:
    Your home life is definitely not right if you are looking elsewhere


    Nothing beats a bit of out of town strange.


  • #40
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    None


  • #41
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    None but know of neighbours who've had affairs and gone through separations over the years.

    Two times it was the man, one other it was the woman.


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  • #42
    Jenna James
    Registered Users Posts: 624 ✭✭✭Jenna James


    I'm single so none. But I have had some playful messaging of late.. does that count?!


  • #43
    Trigger Happy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,105 ✭✭✭Trigger Happy


    Jenna James wrote: »
    I'm single so none. But I have had some playful messaging of late.. does that count?!

    Only if you tell us more!


  • #44
    Jenna James
    Registered Users Posts: 624 ✭✭✭Jenna James


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    Only if you tell us more!

    Fun over the phone. NEVER thought I'd be one for that - must be desperate!!

    Have had more fun than the last actual real human relationship :D


  • #45
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Haven't sexted since the days of predictive text and that had its awkward moments.

    Remember once sexting for hours and she kept asked me what I wanted to do her, and to tell me everything I'd ever fantasied about, then suddenly she stopped texting. After an hour or so she did finally text back and asked me did I really mean what I said. I didn't know what she meant so looked at my sent messages and seen that good old Nokia had changed the word 'lick' to 'kick' :p


  • #46
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    Outlaw Pete wrote: »
    Haven't sexted since the days of predictive text and that had its awkward moments.

    Remember once sexting for hours and she kept asked me what I wanted to do her, and to tell me everything I'd ever fantasied about, then suddenly she stopped texting. After an hour or so she did finally text back and asked me did I really mean what I said. I didn't know what she meant so looked at my sent messages and seen that good old Nokia had changed the word 'lick' to 'kick' :p

    Brilliant..
    She thought you wanted to kick her ass!


  • #47
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    All those lads going on group golfing holidays to Portugal are over there to ride hookers and cheat on the wife. Plenty of them ‘on the bag’ as well.

    Not quite affairs, but cheating is extremely common in relationships.


  • #48
    Abba987
    Registered Users Posts: 312 ✭✭Abba987


    Have you been cheated on ?


  • #49
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    FFred wrote: »
    Brilliant..
    She thought you wanted to kick her ass!
    Close :P


  • #50
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    All those lads going on group golfing holidays to Portugal are over there to ride hookers and cheat on the wife. Plenty of them ‘on the bag’ as well.

    Not quite affairs, but cheating is extremely common in relationships.

    i must know what 'on the bag' means


  • #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    i must know what 'on the bag' means

    Sleeping bags..they were kipping on the floor..


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