Going to posh place for drink and meal don't know how to conduct myself!

ILoveYourVibes

What do I do?


What do I wear?



Is it ok for me to ask the other person what I should order???

How should I speak?

I am most discombobulated !
:eek:

PropJoe10

Wear a t-shirt that says "I don't belong here" and then you can do pretty much whatever you like.

Tell me how

Didn't you say this morning that you are psychic?

Why do you need to start so many threads asking simple questions?

Richard Hillman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svaMLcDU664

Baron Kurtz

Did someone give you a voucher? You post as often as an unemployed person.

ILoveYourVibes

Tell me how wrote: »

Didn't you say this morning that you are psychic?

Why do you need to start so many threads asking simple questions?

You see through me like grandmas underpants! :eek:

Should I wear those???!!

ILoveYourVibes

Baron Kurtz wrote: »

Did someone give you a voucher? You post as often as an unemployed person.

No.

I am employed.

ILoveYourVibes

Richard Hillman wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svaMLcDU664

So ....i just gotta make it past THAT guy at the door right??!

ILoveYourVibes

PropJoe10 wrote: »

Wear a t-shirt that says "I don't belong here" and then you can do pretty much whatever you like.

Will this require a bra?

PropJoe10

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Will this require a bra?

Bras are always optional. I'll leave you to decide on that.

ILoveYourVibes

PropJoe10 wrote: »

Bras are always optional. I'll leave you to decide on that.

I don't need it. I will just wear a black tie.

Capt'n Midnight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLUiK2lbN2s

PropJoe10

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

I don't need it. I will just wear a black tie.

Only a black tie? That should definitely create conversation in the posh restaurant. Can you record it for us?

ILoveYourVibes

PropJoe10 wrote: »

Only a black tie? That should definitely create conversation in the posh restaurant. Can you record it for us?

This is pretty much it.

hank scorpio89

Once the meal is finished make sure you lean to one side and let it rip as loud as you can.its like saying "my compliments to the chef"in a posh eatery.

ILoveYourVibes

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLUiK2lbN2s

PERFECT!

branie2

Just try to behave!

TheRepentent

Tell me how wrote: »

Didn't you say this morning that you are psychic?

Why do you need to start so many threads asking simple questions?

he/she is a re-reg that somehow got aproval in the prison forum to continue to post

Sorry about that

You are so clever, funny and positive you'll be grand; just be as you are here.

Yes it's fine to ask the other person to choose for you- as long as they don't do it forever. Don't lick your knife.

ILoveYourVibes

hank scorpio89 wrote: »

Once the meal is finished make sure you lean to one side and let it rip as loud as you can.its like saying "my compliments to the chef"in a posh eatery.

I could never fart on cue. I am just untalented.

Ursus Horribilis

I find it hard to believe they have a job. Over 3,000 posts since May.

K.Flyer

Sorry about that wrote: »

You are so clever, funny and positive you'll be grand; just be as you are here.

Yes it's fine to ask the other person to choose for you- as long as they don't do it forever. Don't lick your knife.

But it should be ok to lick the plate.... shouldn't it?

ILoveYourVibes

TheRepentent wrote: »

he/she is a re-reg that somehow got aproval in the prison forum to continue to post

Judgemental!

Franz Von Peppercorn II

Leave vibes alone. She brightens up the place.

No need to worry, nothing is very posh in Dublin.

ILoveYourVibes

Ursus Horribilis wrote: »

I find it hard to believe they have a job. Over 3,000 posts since May.

I find it hard to believe too....yet this morning there i was.

Baron Kurtz

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

I find it hard to believe too....yet this morning there I was....

...posting away..

ILoveYourVibes

Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »

Leave vibes alone. She brightens up the place.

No need to worry, nothing is very posh in Dublin.

Awh thank you. I am making a resolution to try and be nice to everyone.

Also kind true ...places in Dublin try to be posh.

People don't have enough money here to be too outrageous.

ILoveYourVibes

Baron Kurtz wrote: »

...posting away..

I only post in the evenings.

ILoveYourVibes

Sorry about that wrote: »

You are so clever, funny and positive you'll be grand; just be as you are here.

Yes it's fine to ask the other person to choose for you- as long as they don't do it forever. Don't lick your knife.

That is really sweet. I am not funny or clever in real life though.

Larbre34

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

That is really sweet. I am not funny or clever in real life though.

No kiddin.

As an unemployed person, you've no business going to posh places to eat and drink. Get a job first and we'll talk about etiquette.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Act as you normally would.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Wear what you are comfortable in.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Speak as you speak to anybody else.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Order your own food too for crying out loud. It's not like they have fish and chips on the menu and you're going to make a mess of it.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Whatever you do in your snobby restaurant, for the sake of everything that's good in the world, learn to multi post and stop spamming.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

You have posted 4 times in a row in the first page for crying out loud.

ILoveYourVibes

Elena Full Tapestry wrote: »

Act as you normally would.

Not sure THAT is a good idea!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

I hope you understand...

corner of hells

I like the OPs posts too, particularly the unpredictability of them.
ILYV what's the fine eatery you're going to, theres one of us might be passing by .

ILoveYourVibes

Elena Full Tapestry wrote: »

You have posted 4 times in a row in the first page for crying out loud.

I get lot in ...in a short time :P

ILoveYourVibes

corner of hells wrote: »

I like the OPs posts too, particularly the unpredictability of them.
ILYV what's the fine eatery you're going to, theres one of us might be passing by .

Chapter 1. Come say hi!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Not sure THAT is a good idea!

Why would you rain on my parade and RUIN my posting streak?

ILoveYourVibes

Elena Full Tapestry wrote: »

Why would you rain on my parade and RUIN my posting streak?

You have competition!

I was born for this!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Chapter 1. Come say hi!

That is quite the eatery. I doubt it would fill a hole in your tooth though. Is there a take away near by you can fill up on? The portions in these places are awful.

TheRepentent

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Judgemental!

but spot on....

ILoveYourVibes

TheRepentent wrote: »

but spot on....

I was a re reg and allowed to continue because it was decided i am a nice poster with no malice.

Mods just found it confusing.



You however I am not sure are without malice. I think you are nasty if you think you can get away with it. Or its within the rules.

ILoveYourVibes

Elena Full Tapestry wrote: »

That is quite the eatery. I doubt it would fill a hole in your tooth though. Is there a take away near by you can fill up on? The portions in these places are awful.

I eat like a bird I am a tiny person! So sounds perfect!

TheRepentent

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

I was a re reg and allowed to continue because it was decided i am a nice poster with no malice.
.

but get's sitebanned a few times?

Tell me more?

Franz Von Peppercorn II

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

I eat like a bird I am a tiny person! So sounds perfect!

Portions are small but it’s still a struggle after the 15th course taster menu.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

I eat like a bird I am a tiny person! So sounds perfect!

Have you ever seen a bird eat? Messy as sin.

Do you know the menu which you can chose from?

ILoveYourVibes

TheRepentent wrote: »

but get's sitebanned a few times?

Tell me more?

This seems a really sinister line of questioning. It's exactly as I told you. Or at least that is what mods told me.

I don't really feel i want to get to know you further.